Iron Maiden song on YouTube:

My girlfriend didn’t like this song.
That’s why I abandoned her!
I am joking,
I never had a girlfriend!

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There is a belief that the only animals that have sex for pleasure are humans and dolphins.
YYY: Get rid of the people!
XXX: I will not stop.
At least the Ayatollahs.

We have a predecessor which instead of something on its subject (Comp. He tells about his friends and every labyrinth, but knowledge requires an eye. Dohran...
My husband and I are preparing for the exam.

XXX is:
Cisco Systems is a corporate profile.
And what to say in the exam if this question?

YYY :
Here was a friend of mine, no, well, there was, only he now went to live in Narnia, no, in fact, he went to the grandmothers in the village some summer to collect potatoes, and she in the most distant room of the castle, which stood above the abyss was an old closet and all in the shit of the graffiti, he went there and got to Narnia.Now he lives there with a family of favons, a woman bobr and I work there a cool programmer. And they have the equipment of Sisco, and he told me that...
Well, here he will not stand and put you 5))))

Movie search, comment to the news "Tom Six will film a human multi-foot of 500 people"

Tom Six: The Humans

Report in RK:
The neighbor from above poured the floor of the kitchen and bathroom with hot water. called an accident. The accident is disgusting. At the question "What happened?" the neighbor replied: "Through the teacup it spilled out."

Or can we immediately change the name of the inauguration to the coronation?

- bro, love it very much. photo.ru/zina
It is fast.
Give me a liking. He moves like a horse
She looks like a horse :D

Max: Tell me your address?
Daphne : Why?
Max: Where do you live?
Daphne: The solar system, a planet that draws from the sun.
Don’t go fucking.
Daphne: Clash, choose the expressions.
Max: And you don’t fuck and I won’t.
Where am I lying to you? I live on three planets from the sun.
Mah: Do you mean that you live on another planet? Dishonored

I ordered the ring yesterday.
Finally, the grenade will be with a check.

In the bus, the father reports to his son (class sixth-seventh):
You don’t want to learn, so many tails, so many pairs. And so on in the same spirit.
After the pause:
“But I’ve almost passed by the ‘Prince of Persia’.
Father is indignant:
The codes...

Discuss the news about a strange anomaly in the "corona" of the sun
xxx: There are sites where you can look at the sun, give a link plus
Yyy: People, scratch him from the inette, let him go out, let him look at the sun.

Conversation of my colleagues:
I want to be Subziro.
Boy: Who is this?
Fou, you don’t know who it is.
I don’t like Pokémon.

I’m thinking about interesting reasons for tomorrow... why I wasn’t there.
yyy: aliens tied to the chair))
XXX is her. ... →
xxx is bad)
YYY: That’s how it’s damned. :D
XXX: The Largest
yyy: treated by a low-quality rainbow and dribbled with butterflies all day

Wife - husband (after sex in the room with a sleeping young child - third child):

Now I can’t be afraid that you won’t pull out in time – now you’re afraid MORE.

XXX: Let’s play a game?
YYY: For what?
xxx:The "sweet"
YYY: This is how?
You have won...

SerЁga: I remember when I was 16 (and it was 1997), my boys and I thought where to work in the summer. And we underwent work on dismantling the old suburban rural two/three-storey barracks, which were built before the war. The conditions were as follows: we break and crush everything we can (quawalds, more than - the poof, the main thing is to crush as much as possible, the cars take it out every night, and the rest is already crushing the crane from the gear). Payment per day in proportion to what is done (broken). My boys and I spent three weeks together! There were dozens of houses. They trained to beat the doors, crush the non-bearing walls, break the tiles, shake the frames straight with glasses, etc. Then I went home again in the evening. Tired, dirty and sweaty. I think I'll come now, go to the bathroom, drink, change clothes. And something noticed, thought and, by habit, knocked off his apartment entrance door in shit! Along with the box! I have already worked out this skill at the expert level. I remember having to talk to my parents a long time later.

To whom did you go, Shyamalan?? to
On to Masha
Until you wash Rammin, don’t come to me.

I am driving and listening to the radio. At the end of the news release, the speaker says: "In the United States there are new courses of survival during the zombie apocalypse; our instructors will learn to survive in difficult conditions, kill zombies with false objects, etc. There are courses for children from 7 years of age, but there is also a bonus in the children's course - courses called "Love Zombies" these courses should teach children A TOLERANCE TO Zombies.

You don’t want to go to the bottom, don’t keep the stones behind your sinuses.

Late in the evening, I stand at the stop, waiting for the trolley bus. I wait a long time, it’s cold. The stop is almost empty, with me stands a very sober person (NH).
An empty taxi passes by. NPC is hindering him. I thought NCH decided to take a taxi.
He just asks a wonderful question:
Did you see a trolleybus when you were driving?