I can approximately understand what a man who writes manuals thinks:
Yes, it’s simple, so here you need to write 6 paragraphs of the text and give 4 identical examples. But this is more complicated, and is used more often, so I will write only the title and a very short description, details for nothing, and go to the ass if you need more examples.

I almost got hit by the bus three times today!! to
I: The same one?

Ford Focus crash test at 200km/h

by Focus.zip

Advertising of Twix

On one of them the chocolate is poured from top to bottom, and on the other vertically.

What, is it time to adopt the law of insulting the senses of the sensible?

The house is cool, the heating has not yet been given, the cat sleeps in its place, I sleep alone. The second week in a row the cat comes in the morning to warm up, frozen for the night gently wakes me up and asks under the blanket)))) not at night not in the evening, namely in the morning, such a miracle of the alarm had I not yet))) It is like it is bad that there is no heating, but the morning made sense)))

At the military department there was a case: I needed a flash, the guys didn’t... I went to the major under whom I work.
I come to him and say: Comrade Major can flash.
to what he answers: on, hold, euthanize, infect.

In the universe after the exam, the prep announces the results

Prepod: (called my name) - 4
How about 4? I am good!
Prepod: Well I have you "good" and put it.
The same group is so quiet and sad: Judging by my assessment, I’m generally hideous.

Correspondence with the client:

Why are the names of the towns written in different fonts?

But it is the same letter!

Oh yeah of course! What you do not see yourself - the name of Imanta looks much shorter than WECMILGRAVIS!!! to

This word contains six more letters.

Take away the excess!

I walk with my wife and daughter near the house.

I : Oh! Do you see that apricot? It was once in childhood that we ate apricots and for the sake of interest knocked into the ground a bone, and that took and sprouted. Then the tree was excavated and transplanted here... It turns out a tree I have already planted.

Wife: If you think, then you should build a house not necessarily yourself, but for your money, at least. And if you consider how much money you give to the state, it turns out that it is very likely that you and the house have already built... but not yourself)))

I: It may happen that my son is already running somewhere)))

Find out more from now on!!! to

XX: How do you go for whom – for the users or for the Skynet?

I’ll go home now to drink!! Polina cooked the whole pot. Do you know how to cook borst?
Rita is yes! Of course I can!
Rita: Is this the soup with eggs and tomatoes?

Conference with iXBT:
Dmitry_Web
Which Smartphone Has the Best Camera Within $180
The answer:
As a resident of Belarus you should know that your cameras are provided for free.

111: Let’s play in antonyms, just real words, okay?
222 Let me go. You are first.
11 is burned.
by 222:

My sister is working in the nursery, she told me. She had a very difficult birth, lost a lot of blood, and so on. When I recovered, the first thing I said was not about my condition, not about the child, not even - I will NEVER crush a fish again!

XXX: I am not a pervert.
X: By the way, did I ask you about the hair in your ass?

– Not the breasts paint the girl... Oh, no, it’s all right, breasts.
And the pop?
Breasts are better.
for the taste)
Also for taste :D

I quit smoking for 2 minutes.
See also: OK
Oh sorry, sorry, I wanted to say not to sleep)))))
Wow...Hah...Gandon... Oh, sorry, I wanted to say sorry!!!!! to

From the ixbt forum, on the topic of carrying a laptop across the border:

I am going to Italy and the Netherlands. The note is worth more than 65 k. It should be declared???? to

WOW: If inside it is not filled with handcuffs and pasta - no. If it is filled, it must.

He is mda. And it was.
Tomorrow it will be revealed that you and the Tentacle monsters drank tea
She :...
She: You won’t believe...
A friend of mine worked.
She distributed leaflets in a calmar costume.
She: And one day, a lightning flashed on her.
She: And she came to me for help.
She was waiting for a brother with the squirrels.
She drank tea.

...connected the Megaphone option - All Russia... such a feeling that I now pay for all Russia)))