and ru.How does God treat worms?
Whocares: Like a mother of birth. He allowed Noah to save these creatures. Noah was the ark for them.

In full seriousness, I appeal to Russian scientists, the Olympiad in Sochi is only in two years! Stop testing your climate weapons today, fucking, you have the strength to count, already Venice in the ice, yopt.

Go to the doctor. There are two doctors:
Operations are finished today. People will be less...

If you are a girl and you are attracted to other girls, then you are a lesbian. If you’re a guy and you’re attracted to guys, you’re gay. If you are equally attracted to men and women, you are bisexual. But how to name a girl who is attracted to only gay men?
Yyy is Bella.

My husband and daughter are sick at home. Call from work:
I: What are you doing?
M: You won’t believe it. I sit in the crown on the throne.
I : what?
I am the prince.
I: of what?
M: Okay, once I, here the dragon attacked the princess, I run to rescue.

In 5 minutes. He calls again, “Listen, come first, my ass is already hurt from the throne and the roof is worn.

The surroundings complained that I am marrying a lot, like a lady should not in any case. I decided to fix it and today, instead of "blade", I inserted "ah". By the evening, the surroundings told me to tie, or, literally, "you want to take and fuck"; ((

I was out of the house here at 7.30 in the morning, on Thursday - as in the open space: dog cold, darkness and a starry sky.

I’m the only one sitting there listening brutally when the whole bus of idiots is listening to babie radio; the only one who has not done so, the only one who is not afraid of anything, who has not prepared and has given up and other variations on these topics. It is just annoying how people praise themselves and think of themselves as unicomies, and the puzzle is one - all pooher. Everyone’s playing on the radio that a man plays in the bus and what a blonde plays in the player. There are millions of girls in the world who listen to the myth, and everyone understands it. To whom do you write ballads about yourself? Sorry, they are annoying like that. In the kitchen, tell new acquaintances about yourself and show them everything.

My mother’s conversation with my father in the kitchen (Ukraine):

Mother: Here in the cuisines of other countries there are often all kinds of perversions, and we do not...

Father: Okay, but what about raw subcutaneous fat with salt, blood with strawberries baked in the gut and cooked salad?

Mother: What is it? OO

Dad: How about what? Salo, Bloody and Borscht

How is your favorite person recorded on your phone?

XXX is Mom.

What to do I will always find - inets and cleaning endless)))

The most epic counterfeit I’ve seen at a marketplace in Turkey is Holacoste.

Have you seen the movie People in Black?
YYY: Yes, I just don’t remember this movie!
YYY: I only remember how they did this flash with the pen, and I don’t remember anything more!
Hm, it works...

In general, we are young, beautiful, and we do some kind of shit.
WOW: People usually call it work.

How do you know if a Jew is lying?
Watch his lips carefully, if they move, he’s lying.

From the website of the women's beauty salon on the topic of photoepilation:

Hi to!
I work with Sysadmin. You did a photo-epilation of the beard (there was a lot of dark hair). The next day the server crashed. Where can I leave a complaint?

XXX: We go to bed at an hour today. I will be like a little girl, not only to fuck, but also to sleep.
Fucking little girls is not good.
XXX: I said something strange.

During testing of the new protective helmet, it was found that when overloaded, the helmet sensitively presses the ear. This fact the test pilot reflected in his manuscript report. When it was reprinted, the sexually concerned driver used a different term, also consisting of three letters, instead of "ear." When the chief visited the report, he, having not perceived the essence of the document during a run-through viewing, was stuck with a look behind the censorship. And in the phrase "...the pilot feels itching in the area of..." the commander of the v/h hhhhh personally with a red pencil scratched the last word and wrote "pha". As a result, a line appeared in the report: "During the tests of ZSh-... on overload more than seven times the pilot experienced itching in the spleen area."

Today in the bus two all-knowing grandmothers:

I got a happy ticket!

I have to eat him!

I will come home with the holy water and eat.

There is no such nonsense that others would not repeat.