I borrowed 6+ and 12+.
It is necessary to paste an icon on each TV - a brain, a cross-cross cross.

Alexander (13:11:11 13/09/2012):
How is life young?

Ba (13:11:22 13/09/2012):
good)))))) unless counting yesterday's cat's miscarriage, in the form of hanging shoes and a covering cushion.

Alexander (13:12:10 13/09/2012):
Does therapy not help?

Ba (13:13:10 13/09/2012):
I tried cloth therapy, mordoluzovoziliosis and hand-jacka-atata procedures on it.

I work in the production.working day until 20.00, but 19 everyone is already striking and start cleaning the workplace.and this is the usual day,washers wiped their cables, cutting machines, etc., here runs the prorab with angry eyes:"the boss went out to circumvent the territory!!!!!!Noise, scream, make a working look!!One cake gets the lighter and begins to frequently chew on the silicon while the other hand methodically taps on the metal:"so will it go???))))" probing in a stupor cake without premium)))

xxx: The phrase after which the magic of forgetting begins to work: "The main thing is not to forget!"

On the holiday of life, many people only get a weekend.

I work in a closed military office. There is one unique young candidate of science in our team, who, despite possessing 10 dan on alcoholism, remains a gifted scientist and an exceptional positive generator for the whole department... So, going on vacation for a whole month and a half, this individual decided to carry out an experiment: left at his desk a full bowl from a coffee machine of sweet fresh-cooked coffee, to find out if he will not go off for 45 days of his absence? There will be a “coffee liqueur”! Before his arrival, the whole department came to work half an hour earlier, in an official setting, smelled stinking mocked jelly and replaced it with a mixture of coffee and cognac in a ratio of 1 to 1... It is worth saying that the arriving vacancy first thing, by the way, greeting the breathtaking department, rushed to the worthy bowl. Shakenly looked at her, twisted her, shook her... Snooped her... Snooped her with the glossy gaze of colleagues who were stuck in the monitors and shaking hands, he brought a cane to his lips... It is difficult to describe those emotions that reflected his face after three greedy throats. Probably it was like the emotions of an alchemist who managed to get gold from lead :)
Good day and positive!!! Make fun of each other!! to

Putin’s statement that Russia should become the leader of the Paralympic movement has caused panic among our Olympians.

XXX is oh! Today was a joke...
Talk to the child in the morning.
Tell the lion.
and Kaha.
“Lion, tell the tractor.
and tra!
A lion, say a crocodile.
and Mom!

Dad applauded and cried, and Mom thought about a plan for revenge :)

Case of life. In our park, horses ride in chariots, those who have worked walk in a huge leavade. A woman with a 5-year-old child passes by.
The child: " Mom! The horse is broken!"
Mom: "How did it break?"
Child: "Their car has collapsed!"

The light will not be at home today and tomorrow at 8 p.m. Must be prepared.
YYY: What kind of light? What to prepare?
XXX: There will be no electricity. Buy the candles.
YYY: For the light?? to

A couple of months ago, I poured a collection of melodies from old toys into my phone to put them on ringtones. Of course, poker cheerfully tasted them, adding to the playlist. I even it: it was nice to hear familiar 8-bit melodies in the city’s turmoil.
But today, when I got out of the bus and jumped over the pit, poker has committed the greatest deceit it is capable of. He turned on the sound of Mario's death exactly at the time of landing. I almost fell into the hustle of surprise and annoyance :)

I am a law-obedient father. I watched TV 3 with my child. Entrance to Hell, etc. Pictures of sacrifices with internal cuts. In the corner of 12+. Switch the channel. The weather forecast. In the corner, I said to the child: "I immediately turn away, you can't know the weather for another 4 years. You have an unstable psychic." I switch to TV-3 : look better at the split"

Anxiety: News report that video from the accident site with the participation of the idol "destroyed by a virus"
Surely your works are wonderful, O Lord!

<pdc> is interesting, if in hermetically packed in June 2012 pockets with nuts are grown hose (warranty period - 12 months), then is it a violation of consumer rights or type of that?
<sandy7> generally these bags with hose were
<sandy7> and nuts inside are food

Cats are not really loved by those who feed them, but by those who clean them.

XXX: What is it! Yesterday only driven sweaters from the entrance, and today they are sitting under the windows again.
YYY: They have a point of relaxation there.

and Degravi:
Not in vain, oh not in vain in ancient Egypt, the brain during mummification was removed by an instrument in the form of an integral.

To the puzzle: "They beat him - and he doesn't cry, jump, fly, jump" the son of three with a tail of yearneys confidently replied: "Naturally!" Mother-anime, fuck...
P.S The child has a ball, and not one. How to play with them – he knows.)

With Dairy:
...and it’s an awkward feeling when a garbage truck driver tries to meet you...

"A brass for women's charm is urgently sold "A shirt from European brass". A unique Aitem, was at one time kicked out of the raid boss in the Danube "% shop name". The chance of dropping is 0.05%, so it’s easier to buy. Stats: +20 for protection, +30 for resistance to cold, +100 for offensive. The "mol" was not subjected to curse, was not worn in dangerous raids, repairs and sharpenings were not carried out. In addition to useful buffs, it is perfectly performed in a high-polygonal version and textured with high resolution. Only for real pro-gamers!"