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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №69606
 06.09.2012
I sit with my friends and drink beer. We have been drinking for a long time, and something so pulled into philosophy. We discussed several topics, including nostalgia for childhood and how it was long ago.
And suddenly, after a long pause, one guy so thoughtfully:
- Ah... you can imagine, it turns out that 94 year old children are already fucking...

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69605
 06.09.2012
Opened the news:
In Russia patented weapons with shells from feces.
Closed the news.

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69604
 06.09.2012
Lectures on Customs:
The Lector:
Let’s say you are transporting the forest. In the middle of the road, he was replaced by a tank. The border guards got documents, according to them you have the forest. You see, you actually have a tank.
The student:
This will be the last thing they will see.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69603
 06.09.2012
How can you be so fucking?
WOW: What is there?
xxx: a potential VIP client Vasya sent a commercial, starting with the phrase "Hear what?"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69602
 06.09.2012
Like most men, my boyfriend was very unhappy that I put on his yesterday’s shirt in the morning and walk in it until I get up. I justified that men’s shirts are comfortable, they are longer than ours, and they are comfortable in them. The second reason is its smell on it, and it is very pleasant to wear - I, of course, was embarrassed to sound. Finally, I decided that his rest was more expensive, and found myself a pair of pyjamas with a head like a men's shirt. With a female cloth, and a female color. Do you think the discontent has passed? by Nea. Previously, you walked in my shirts, and now you are walking in a shirt with a stranger, and it’s GREAT!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69601
 06.09.2012
If all officials are forced to ride electric cars, then electric cars with flashes will immediately appear, driving along the opposite paths.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69600
 06.09.2012
He: What are you doing?
It is in the ceiling (
He: You’re probably not well acquainted with the heavyweight... :-D
Ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
At 45 degrees the distance will be maximum under other equal conditions.
she: I studied in physics and math class )))) I know how to properly plunge into the ceiling )

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69599
 06.09.2012
<sh0dan> 05.09 12:22 Dutch homeless man broke into the store to play the piano
<sh0dan> cultural country, hule
Sh0dan pushed off the morning samovar with vodka

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69598
 05.09.2012
XXX: I was not upset, I thought.
YYY: About what?
xxx to go)
YYY: No already, start – talk
XX: Are you sure you want to know this?:D here is far from one point) believe, it is better not to get into the head of the girl)
YYYYYYYYYYY
The Choice of LOL
How do we find t if we only have sin wt? Will the amplitude be reduced?
2) need to Ire send another message, so that the photos drop at least a minimum
3) Lisa needs to bring a flash. Do not forget!
4) "You have gone! and you! You are kinula!
5 the flash! Do not forget!! to
6) stop, and if you try through arxinus?)

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69597
 05.09.2012
Do you think Linux is free? He only accepts payment in nature.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69596
 05.09.2012
X: Don’t call her. We will not take.
YYY: Kirush, why do you refuse this? Have you read her summary? Let him come for an interview, and we’ll see.
XXX: The meeting is held. A lady who gives a potential employer a soap for communication "kotik@..." does not deserve an interview, no matter what diplomas she received there. Soon, the rubbish in the passports will be written "Pufastika 115" and "Glamoury withTervO4kkа". Photo with carpet.
YYYY: Kirill... I repeat, did you read her resume? Her name is Cats = Cats.
(In a few minutes)
X: Blue... did you see her picture? Today the cats are gone. Naker, naker conversation, I will not live such a spectacle.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69595
 05.09.2012
A girl from the department said:
Call us (admin)
D: I have a connector under the flash and it doesn’t work.
I: And there is no other connection? (in front of the front panel)
D: But I don’t have the option to put in my ass...

All I could answer through tears was regret.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69594
 05.09.2012
1: I will ask in the next 15 minutes to magnify only by name-father, if anything
I don’t know your paternity, so go your ass.
1: Anatolievich
Go to the ass, Anatolievich.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69593
 05.09.2012
Honour your Father!
Father, what are you?
XHH: In JJ, I say, a new post hanged out. and read.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69592
 05.09.2012
Andrei Arshavin could continue his career at Dynamo Moscow. London’s Arsenal, where the 31-year-old Russian footballer is currently playing, is ready to quit him for free.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69591
 05.09.2012
She: and I have next semester practice, 10 weeks... forced to go to a psychiatric hospital)
he: ha ha)))
She: Well, what, at least I talk to the spirit.)
You will like it ;)
I like to talk to you ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69590
 05.09.2012
I read the headlines: The participant of the “Battle of the Extra-Sens” was arrested on suspicion of fraud.
How is? Only one?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69589
 05.09.2012
The xxx:
It looks a bit like a fake. But the fact that many will easily believe this is true is indicative.
YYYY :
Sorry, but this is a wonderful review of the Bible.
and ZZZ:
The best, in my opinion.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69588
 05.09.2012
Export of construction waste:

In our courtyard, these clowns put such a large green container, everyone was delighted and began to grab construction garbage there. A month later, the container disappeared. Everyone is already accustomed and, by inertia, for another month, stepped construction garbage to the same place, and the smartest and the usual. A fairy stinking bunch was formed, which was taken out under the mattress of the grandmother. On the question: "Where is your favorite container?" followed by a deadly answer: "This was a demo version, drop off on 8th and you will be stuck."

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69587
 05.09.2012
Xxx:...
If you want to get revenge, fuck his sister. If there is no sister, there is a brother.
zzz: if there is no brother, then a dog, cat, fish, vacuum cleaner! Revenge in any way.

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