In the morning, I brushed my teeth and imagined myself a tyrannosaurus. I have to say, it is not just to brush your teeth if you are a tyrannosaurus!
xxx: squat - do this by pressing the elbows to the sides and using only 3 fingers
xxx: hardcore - three fingers without an opposite
From the photo discussion:
1>white to the world came...
2>If what, it’s a fox :D Your cap.
3>If anything, it is a girl. Chap Chap Chap
4>if this is a girl in the suit of a fox with an inflatable ball resembling a planet. Cap Capovich Capov 8)
5>if something is a photograph.
6>Fatality!!! to
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Guys, can you imagine how great it would be if you could put an antivirus on yourself?
You enter a girl and he whispers to you "KHHHHH"!
Found: Chlamydia trachomatis (25)
Treat, remove or block?
by Evgeny Sixakov:
I probably work on Android. Because in addition to breakfast, lunch and dinner, I eat a lot in the background.
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I watched the movie Misery on the advice of my beautiful, sweet and vulnerable friend. She is reading a book in the neighboring room. The message comes from her:"Let". I also answered by SMS-ka:"the movie of the day, I lie down". I hear the light turned on, the phone took.. reads the text.. knocked)) I write the second "see". I’m talking about the "other thing". I am a philosopher.)
I have a cousin... a shy and dark-haired, but in the shower is a blonde blonde.
On all sites, seeing in the rules "BAN for advertising (mat/spam/fluid/photo of erotic content)", immediately begins a large-scale advertising campaign (mating, posting photos "new"), because he thinks that the BAN is something like a PRIZE! I love it. :D
Now I can imagine what the cyber piracy zone will look like.
"Who kicked Kirkorov? Your place is at Parash!"
My father dreamed of becoming an astronaut. And I dreamed of becoming a doctor to cure him.
Make me a million dollars!
I: It is a man to earn, and a woman must give birth!
So you gave me a million dollars!
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After this tirade, an unusually nice young female face appeared in the light between the leaves, and so close that the Beast could reach him with a glimpse.
Phenomore Cooper, the Beast
O_O
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I'm a girl in bed, am I turning into a beetle? and :)
Don’t worry, you’re in the right hands.
I am working on a tree.
Mauz
Someone has bitten me!
Yanke
You will finally be somebody!
XXX is
Behind every Great Man in human history, there is a Great Woman who tells him that he is not a Great Man, but a goat.
YYYY
in the
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Sometimes you sit enjoying your superiority, and you "which socks are hollow?and "
In the evening, I see at the assembly site the chief of the shop and a couple more people spell over the installation that persistently does not want to assemble properly. Experiencing the craving for puzzles, I take a meter and join the consilium. I find a wrongly made detail because of which, actually speaking, I report the city, the people, realizing what it is about, come up with ways to correct it... and here it comes to me, that is precisely this detail I made...
<SCIF> michael_ul: Yesterday night you helped me fill white spots in channel reservation issues
<Randa> SCIF: You have a lot of mistakes in the word "Cash"
Voronic: You will agree that now, before you write, everyone immediately thinks... and maybe not fucking? And the penis? I will write about the sakura branches in the ice.
by Oleg Oleg:
He brought me a geisha for breakfast.
Two branches of sakura in the ice
Take that ikebana.
In the cage
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Talk to the waitress:
- Do you have the same roles, but not with the seed, but with the salmon?
“Well... you know... Samba and salmon are the same thing.
- 0_o
Well, just the samba floats in the ocean, and the salmon in Norway.
I wonder how many cups to leave.
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Prelude to a girl. It is time for the preservatives to come on stage. She asks:
is there?
Yes there is.
Which ones?
and simple.
I have black. Let us change?
Honey and Honey))
Thursday is like Tuesday or Wednesday, only tomorrow is Friday.
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And I usually put it when I drink... and here I just did it, so everyone came to wife, son, asked what do you? ) even the dog approached - and looks so closely in the eyes - does not the type have a whirlwind here? I watched no, everything was fine and close.)