and Irina:
Fuck the music! Cut your playlist VKontakte.
If I give my playlist to VKontakte, we’ll just lie down and cry.
Anya: If I cast my playlist in contact, we will conceive the Antichrist.

The Dialogue Yesterday:
If you have not found the wood, write it yourself.
If I want to go, I have a girlfriend.
Will she write? 0 - O
The fucking!

I understand that the tricks about age restrictions have already been reached, but I want to share: Samara, on one stand several posters - S. Rotaru and V. Meladze 12+, F. Kirkorov 18+, and Stasiq Pieha 6+.

Where are the metal scissors?
“I don’t know, Julia, you cut your nails yesterday.

He gathered to the prostitute, called her number, asked her address and asked if there was hot water.

Eternal (17:22:37 25/09/2012)
A little boy goes with his father and asks him, “Do you have a father’s soul?”

DT (17:23:53 25/09/2012)
He said, “No, son, I’m a realtor and I’m working as a car dealer. Your mother works in a recruitment agency. No one has a soul. And my brother, your uncle, the guard in the supermarket, he’s the one who closes 43 of the 45 box boxes!and "

We studied on the cat. She was delighted! By the way, I will tell you, it is easier to catch a child than a cat...

RU: If you catch a goldfish on the territory of Ukraine, one wish will have to give off
UA: One wish was three years ago. Now two wishes.

and colleagues,

29.09.2012 for preventive work will be stopped
The refrigerator. The work will continue until 30.09.2012. During this time
Service will not be available.

A compelling request to release the refrigerator from foods before the weekend
All unconserved products will be lost.

September 25 – The Pandaria Nebula
September 25 – Release of the update 0.8.0 in the Tanks, where new physics and new tanks have been introduced... 7 people in the Bank took a vacation for 2 weeks from TODAY (Tuesday), and they are all younger than 30 years old, you do not find any connection?

The paradoxes of life. On the day of the opening of the hunting season, the father went to catch fish for hunting with hunters and brought mushrooms! O_O

One of my acquaintances claims that she "is not sleeping with whom he got, but is looking for her only tycoon method")))

I asked her to stop communicating with her ex, and she stopped communicating with me.

I have received proof that evil has been completely destroyed!!! Yesterday in the transition Superman sold Shaurma. No more to do! That is URA!! to

The law is harsh, but harsh.

In Toronto, in the center of the capital, he lived for two years - and never saw that the roads were blocked for local cones. Well, the prime minister is probably driving with the police, maybe even cleaning the road, but I repeat, I have not seen it. Maybe he somehow steals quietly, early in the morning, while everyone is asleep. :) It is not necessary to talk about the rest - in the parliamentary parking lot, even in the senate seats, humble cars and, of course, without flashbacks. So what there, the former defense minister in the Montreal subway was murdered.

of Ukraine. In the route radio works - there is a children's victory with a geographical inclination. The dictator asks:
- The name of which city in Ukraine consists of two parts: the first - it is without which a person cannot live, the second - what brings people peace? The answer is Zito – Peace.
Aunt in the room:
Why not Herson?! to

Bart's lab will be at 4 p.m. today
Oleg: Will there be or will there be?
Bart will
Oleg: Are you joking?

I think that all people are given a certain stock of luck (say 1kg) that they can spend throughout their lives. Some spend 1 gram every day, they find a little bit on the road, get the last bus, don’t get into the lawn. Others take 300-400 grams and break the cushion in a lottery or jump the career staircase through a few steps. And someone eats the whole kilogram at the very start and dumbly wins in the race of sperm :-/

Lenif4eg ©

XXX: And my girlfriend suggested that I remove Dota. Life has become easier, more time :)
Broke the girl?