XXX: There is definitely something in it. Something that I would like to fuck.
xxx (14:47) : I went to my garage
yyy (14:55) : well, this day will be called the Day of Exit from Kabulka (DVK)
yyy (14:57) : The tasks:
1) to carry out their business;
Do not take the phone when your girlfriend calls.
3) Pretend that no one orders you
xxx (14:59) : I’ve been doing that all my life))
yyy (15:00) :correction: No fuck friends that you are not subcable XD
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The most difficult thing was to find a document called the Bible. It is...<
Do you not know that the Orthodox Church does not encourage the independent reading of the Bible, because, in the opinion of the Fathers, this can lead to a misunderstanding of it? The main thing for the Orthodox is to go to church, observe fasting, prayer and so on. Reading the Bible for the Orthodox is not necessary. Ability to read is not necessary for Orthodox.
Eleanor: Who said, “I won’t drink,” “two cups of convention,” and then only “Nalivaayai,” “Another,” and the crown phrase “Wouldn’t there be vodka?” I have a beer"
What happened to the crown? O_O
Elenka: Yes)))) if you exclude your phrase "Put me here",this was the most crowned)))
Money is for those who still believe that the future exists.
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I am amazed by our teachers.
The son in school was given a homework, which, among other things, was the question - "How the letter "A" and the bull are connected." He told him about the Phoenician alphabet, as the first phonetic writing. That there was a letter “aleph,” very similar to our modern “A,” and that the word “aleph” meant “tour.” That may have been called the letter because if you turn it out, it looks like the face of a bull with horns. I was very pleased that the children in the second grade were told such things.
The teacher put the child a pair, saying that he dreamed of homework.
The correct answer: if you add "a" to the word "tour", you will get a birth rate.
I didn’t plan on telling my son at such a young age that half of the people around me were idiots. But probably it will have to.”
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Technical rearming of the country is in full swing - three-quarters of officials have already replaced the third iPhones with the fourth.
XXX: How is your job?
YYY: Okay, I was looking for a new one yesterday.
IamKarlson: a friend came from Moscow yesterday
IamKarlson: says I listened to the battle, thought the poet
IamKarlson: Coming to Rostov
IamKarlson: You really all say that.
In our country, elections resemble the ransom of the bride: everyone knows what they will buy, but customs, traditions... © Sangaji Tarbayev, KVN RUDN, 2003
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05.09.2012
I bought the director (man for 40, 2 higher) simple pencil, as he asked, give and ask:
Per you should have bought an automatic with changing graffiti?
Director (disappointing): I, this... I like the process of drawing...
I missed)
I wake up one night in the bathroom. I come back and there as in a dumb joke the bed is filled, the guy dressed stands. I go into the room and he is so surprised: Oh, I forgot about you. I understand everything, of course, but to forget about me when he stayed at my house was too much...
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I woke up next to a friend, the leaflet fell from my legs. I can see how small her feet are compared to mine. Her feet are narrow, the lift is high, her fingers are so close to each other, the pink nails are precisely cut, my next to her are just slats some with fingers in a scratch and mushrooms. The eye slips higher, on what is also not covered with a cushion - the hands. And the same thing with my hands, I have grabbed, she has small palms, thin, fragile wrists, the skin is straight transparent... I lie down and think, and here I am, virtually yeti next to this fairy, I am in her, such a cute and fragile, just recently choked. It became uncomfortable. Not in a human way.
Return to
Even too early. I have tickets for late November.
Where are the tickets?
to home
Where are you happy? O_0
I am in the army.
How is it now in the army?
I sit in a chair with my feet on the table. I drink tea with cake. I listen to music in the army.
Mary: This sad story began with the words “Please cut off five centimeters.”
This is what tax work with people does.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY He sits before yesterday, falling into the devil. I hear, the bullshit is interesting... but where does the ordinary man get 50 gold?
I guess I don’t have an iPhone?? to
xxx: Yandex news: "Zenit" paid for Hulk?40 million O_o
yyy: herase strengthening composition
In the gender holiwar:
In men, indoor plants are divided into two types - ficus and cactus. Those with collies are cactuses. The rest of it."
I am not a man, and I have all the flowers of only one kind, the flowers that have been polluted.
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If you take a risk once, you can be happy for a lifetime.
You can even lose your leg.