andaland :
Today is Surk's day - if Surkov sees his shadow today, then our country will be waiting for another 6 years of winter.

by Rommor:
It would be hard for the Russians to believe this. But really much more pleasant; a whole car of sober people is, you know, wonderful. Not smoked, no one, respectively, does not shuffle backwards (to take beer, go to smoke, drink beer, go to suck, go to smoke, take beer, smoke, suck...), does not smell of garlic, chicken, or dirty sausage for a snack. The people are unexpectedly polite and calm.

and Xenon:
A whole wagon of sober people is, forgive me, a train to Auschwitz.

Comment on YouTube video:

"I laughed to tears, my mother laughed to tears, all my neighbors laughed to tears, and then we were all thrown out.

A future doctor writes:
"the last time I heard "oy" when our prey cried "oh the brain cut off incorrectly, and it doesn’t matter")"

The club "National Geographic Russia" has closed the possibility of commenting on the photo "Pesec".

Wife: When you go to the kitchen at night, you eat chicken soup.

This number is rounded.
Understood, but in what order?
What does this have to do with discharges? Go to the circle!

Conversation between an accountant and a programmer

I sell a cow's skin, a large one-tone, dark brown, bought in Egypt for myself (not fit in size)

About Daddy:
If you are a hieroglyph, you should be a speaker of the language who really knows what you will get! A lot of curious and just terrible cases when the word "love" appears to be made, and you get "p*da"))) So it’s better not to! and :)
YYY: In life in general, it is often like love, and in the end. and :)

Fashion + cold = the formula of infertility.
All right said. And stupid girls who don’t see this will be very surprised by the age of 25 when they realize they can’t have children.
P.S You can dress normally and without a fucks. You don’t have to put your ass out. Oh yeah yes. And of course, the naked stomach. Where without him?

XHH: Rammstein such nurses <3
YYY: Yes, so they haven’t been harassed yet.

Watch the video "Greed to watch porn":

>> Watching porn, and even more, interested in it, is completely immoral. And not worthy of a true Christian, especially a Russian Orthodox man. In itself, interest in the sexual sphere is quite natural for a young, spiritually immature person. But if possible, avoid watching such literature and movies, it will not lead to anything good. This is especially unacceptable during the Great Fast and the celebration of the Bright Resurrection of Christ. God commanded people to be fruitful and to multiply, but not to sin. A decent man should not think of sin, but of the continuation of his kind, of the creation of a family. In this man, the servant of God, is different from the animal, that is, the creation of God. If one of the students of RGU thinks differently, and prefers to be a cattle rather than an intelligent being, then let him look like this, such is not a pity.

If God did not want people to masturbate, he would have shortened his hands.

gae13: if in the sushi bar the Japanese are photographed with rolls, then we are clearly mocked

Movies on a porn tracker.
xxx: There is no data on the studio in the hat.
yyy: Fuck, I also don’t get up when there are no data on the studio in my hat!

xxx: I tried to charge the battery in my childhood, wiring to two contacts and in the socket, well, it was logical!
YYY: Was it because the polarity was confused?
Zzzz: Where did he write that it didn’t work?

I offered to meet her, and she sent me in the ass.
I also put her in the ass :(
Wow, that’s great – there you’ll finally meet :)

XXX: How is it?
I think I was concerned :(
Tagged: stumbled
Tagged: sick
Fuck the iPhone!! to

miracle (18:49:49 1/02/2012)
February 1, I still have a tree tree.I am proud, my childhood dream is fulfilled))

Good Friday (18:50:05 1/02/2012)
You are not alone :R

miracle (18:51:13 1/02/2012)
This has been the case since 2010 😉

The Noise:
a girl is not polite to ask about her age or weight;
Anyone who works is not polite to ask about his salary.
and the student is not polite to ask "how session?"

Discussion of the new film "Anna Karenina" with Kira Knightley:
KISS, KISS and KISS:
+ 1 to 1. is terrible.
Heroes do not fit under descriptions.
Vronsky was rooted, Karenina was a lady in the body....who got the Hollywood stuffed,what the word.
by Elie:
Where do you find the Hollywood lady in you?
The 4K:
What about Kate Winslet? Passionate, in the body, with a light appearance loved one in the coffee shop "pysnadnutosti" - the ideal of Karenina.
Drying with Mac:
No, it doesn’t work under the vessel.
by AMERLIN:
Queen of Latifa!
Drying with Mac:
This does not pass.
by AMERLIN:
mmmmmm...
Politically correct
and you can make an element of action - transport collapse, all business
by AMERLIN:
The steam car is blocked, the arrows are not moved, the traffic is paralyzed.
Drying with Mac:
The bomb is ticking!! to
...and Bruce Willis cuts the wires, holding Anne’s hand. But the hand shrinks out and Anna flies into the tartarars. I don’t know if he dies or not. Type, such a end "think yourself"...
KISS, KISS and KISS:
And it’s all in the fog, like in Silent Hill.
And in the middle of this fog, somewhere below, in the snow, a bottle of vodka and a thin, broken barrel embodying a broken, human life.
Titles with Blood