My mom retired and moved wherever you think - to the Pension Fund. The Department of "Fighting Debt" Such a collector. The main duty is to pack letters with debts in envelopes. 99% of the debts were formed due to software disagreements in the enterprise and in the PF itself. Accordingly, the minimum debt is 1 (one!!!) The maximum is 2 (two!) and copies.
In total: to send one such letter you need to pay the mail 28 rubles (!!!), plus ZP specialist 15-20 tr per month. One day such letters are sent 500-900 pieces. I’m not talking about paper and cartridge.
As practice has shown (the above-mentioned letter came to my address today), the accountant has long since listed this penny. I paid 80 more!!! rubles for payment. I’m not talking about paper and cartridge.
Is there anyone else hoping to get a pension?

What is raised quickly is not considered to have fallen...Damn, it is already considered. Cats pick up faster.

- I have a pasha coming home on Friday, I put a fried potato with mushrooms in my plates, and he turned on the computer and the jets.

- Because I found the last search there on Google: "How to roast potatoes"))

I have an eye-catching grandmother. Neither my mother, nor my teacher, nor my friends told me this.
When I was 9 years old, she told me about the Chinese torture with water, about the Chinese delicatessen - the monkey's brains, which are eaten directly from the head of a living monkey. About the traditions of one tribe, in which, starting from about five years of age, women wear copper rings on the neck, and that if a woman somehow blamed, the rings were removed and the neck broke. About the Chinese kings who planted children in a vase and the children grew up in the shape of this vase... and much, much more.
Now I seem to guess why I am so interested in torture, various bloody stories and other cruelty now :DD

Recently heard at the warehouse complex (the phrase of one of the drunkarders at the entrance).
“College, don’t get angry with me, otherwise I’ll have to turn into an untouched cynical creature.

Is your vision worsening?
YYY: Well now -2,5
xxx is figured. Should be treated
How about sitting on the black? 😉
No, then wash your pants.
Eat it better.

Running to work admin causes unhealthy interest. Particular spicyness is given by a beard wrapped behind the shoulder by the wind.

[0:05:21] Olya: I look at pictures with naked grandmothers in the net
[0:05:35] Denis: Em?
Olga is at work!
Denis: Take me to your assistants

Moscow, 14 oct - PRAYM. An-3 aircraft of the Ministry of Emergencies of Russia arrived on Sunday afternoon in the Ural to join the search for the missing An-2 aircraft in the summer.
Hunting for the nerve!

Today, the 4-year-old son, changing clothes himself, issued - "I don't like that in the kindergarten Marina always asks to help remove her T-shirt."
And I think about myself - that life is unfair, at first I don't like that they ask to help remove, and later I don't like that they don't ask to remove :(

Aggression is not caused by computer games, but by a bad internet provider!!! to

SMS from the girl:
I’ll go to bed tomorrow and I’ll come to you in the afternoon... I’ll cook the borst as I promised. Make a romantic with candles, borscht and cream.

There are other wonderful girls :)))

And my one night woke up, turned to the cat and began to sell him a block container with a discount, and to the cat and turned, about the benefits told.

Appeal from one of the students of the group to the other:
Good morning my neighbors!

Timon: At our entrance, the cat was crazy for a week, so it was then cleansed with chlorine, and the eyes are cut. So this is what I am about, this Saturday there was a grand ransom of the bride, I think the bridegroom was willing to give money for everything, just as soon as possible)))))))
He, Imho, three of the most foolish traditions: the redemption of the bride in the stinking dark tight entrance of the same scenario from the Internet, the laying of flowers to the cut-off head of the dragon on the Pollock and the tamada-painter. Well, yes, there is a fourth - the newlyweds pay for all this shit and feed / sing a crowd of little-known people, exclusively "which was like everyone!". The PTC!! to

xxx: news block on the "tomorrow" of the first channel: "...everywhere in the elections led the current governors, all - members of the EP... one of them to gain 66% of the votes did not prevent even the problems before the elections - the court removed him from the election race, but then this decision was repealed by a higher instance";
XXX: Children are not burned.

He: Kiss, hello, listen, read in VK the recipe "Home mask peeling", need?
Just two ingredients.
Hand and hand?

And the gentlemen who enter remind you that the maximum level is now the nineties.

Xy: Do you put on potatoes?
X: No
Ho: How much?

(i) and (d) discuss the latest news of our lives

I: Today was such a joke, tired
I go home, I don’t touch anyone. Directly on the course is some schoolgirl, class 7-8, maybe less. He goes and dumbly photographs himself on the phone with an extended hand, without slowing down the speed. I wasn’t confused, I approached a little closer from behind and at her next double jumped what-the-fuck-rouge straight into the lens.
Then it all happens in 5 seconds: the girl looks at the photo, looks sharply across her shoulder, turns around and takes a quick step. The curtain...
You are a fucking troll! She was scared of the girl, she will now have a psychological trauma.)
I: No, so at least I taught her photonism publicly to do...