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[ + 40 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68566
 16.08.2012
<Rover> I’m surprised by the girls who say: "I love men—meaning
I am a pido" or guys: "I love women - I am a lesbian"... and I have two
My feet are fucking fucking!

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68565
 16.08.2012
Could I be like Dexter?

I: Killing people and packing them in packs?

Stanislav: In fact, I thought you’d say something like ‘unemotional and senseless,’ and I’d say ‘No, fucking, I’d kill people and put them in packs.’
The killer joke

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №68564
 16.08.2012
M is :-*
It is :-*
In the work?
Have you taken meat?
Did you meet the serpent?
M: 100
by :?
J: No is not?
M : 1
Tagged: damn damn

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68563
 16.08.2012
In the event of a war with China,
Kill them by a million! in the day,
You can only kill 365 people a year.
Millions of Chinese
It accounts for 25% of the total population of China, and is almost equivalent to
Annual birth rate
The countries...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №68562
 16.08.2012
Why do you mother so much? You are a philosopher!
Fucking go naked.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №68561
 16.08.2012
About the picture, "where a naked man without a head fucking a horse-cockpit?"

A picture of a man who lost his head from love for horses.

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68560
 16.08.2012
Q: Have you bought a car?
YYY: Kalinna ((
XXX: What are the pluses?
YYY: Yes, one on the battery, the other on the pharmacy bag

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68559
 16.08.2012
I shaved the beard, and the saddest thing is that nobody but the other shaved employee did not shave it ;(

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №68558
 16.08.2012
About the city of Ivanteevka
Alicia (guest) wrote 2 years ago
Here lives my friend Wolf.He is a welder and repairs pipelines. You should be proud of this. He dropped out of space for you. He is a specialist in special aircraft corps. The appointment. And he wants you not to be cold, as in space and the water you had was not from tubes.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №68557
 16.08.2012
Don’t be afraid of her mother! She’s so bad that she can’t even play Angry Birds: she’s sorry for pigs.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68556
 16.08.2012
In my mp3 player, the Russian letters are displayed in some hieroglyphs. So I decided to troll one of us Chinese, asked him to unravel what was written there. He went into the text for a long time and then said: No, it is written in Korean!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №68555
 16.08.2012
I went to smoke, I came back standing someone’s cup of coffee on my table. I asked whom? No one answered. I think they will soon take it. I went for the second time, a circle on the spot. I ask more persistently: "But whose bowl?". They silence. The next question is answered by a colleague: "Put Arkash on the table, let him ask..."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №68554
 16.08.2012
XXX is
I shortened the press, made all the hernia, so that I could love myself, and I sat down and ate cookies with condensate. Am I the norm?
YYYY
What? Are you serious?
XXX is
I never joke about the bacon.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68553
 16.08.2012
Hahah, I think I’d do it faster.
Spaghetti is cooked for 5 minutes. Keep them with your hearts.
As fast as fast as pasta.
WOW - cooking
Is it necessary to crack? Is it better to zip?
xhh - Sweetened pasta - bomb-pack:))) Discharge with boiling water:)))

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68552
 16.08.2012
The Russian submarine was present near U.S. territorial waters from June to July 2012. According to the journal, the fact that the U.S. Navy failed to detect the submarine causes concern in U.S. force circles.

TRINDEC: Someone here recently said that any submarine is elementarly detectable from space.
Even the sonar network did not help.
Volgoman: So our military trick was applied - descended under water. If they were on the surface, the U.S. military would have detected them from space. and :)

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68551
 16.08.2012
I remember, on one forum a guy from the United States said that in Hollywood movies the villains are Russians and Latino Americans because they are the only ones who are not offended by this.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №68550
 16.08.2012
I got a new job (a large holding). Somewhere in a couple of weeks the secretary brings a paper, type "fill and give me", I read: Application for office products. In the former place, he usually came to the supplier, took what was needed and dropped without bureaucracy. But they said we have to do it. I ordered a package of cakes (50pcs). To the surprised eyes of the secretary, he replied that the accounts of the users were washed. The most funny thing is the understanding look of the type "no, yes" and the next day I’m laughing. I sit now, cutting the figures of the elephants. Work is up, hole.

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68549
 16.08.2012
Xxx: Fuck, I recently watched the TV here. It is oh! There are movies in HD quality, and when you want to go to the toilet or drink a cup, the advertisement is turned on.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №68548
 16.08.2012
xxx (11.07.2012 22:53)
Hi, I'm a client la2 downloaded) explain pj how baff from chil is different

yyy (11.07.2012 22.54)
gifts, chill is a treatment unit)
A Buff is an increase in any attribute.
be it the speed of running of the reggae attack and so on)

xxx (18.07.2012 21.50)
Greetings again ))
No, not yet again.
Today is a different day, right?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68547
 16.08.2012
xxx: Coming to the interview types - such an impression that even about the column book not read (with pictures).
And you and I, Andrea, are already on the landfill of history. The qualities that our parents taught us are no longer needed.
Theme: UGU
XHH: put three years ago squid
Instead of bad sites, I redirected to the page of the Maskov library.
xxx: of 60 (even more) users only one girl (judging by protocols) downloaded the book (((
Andrew is a hammer! I went to do*

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