The mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains of the mountains.

xxx: title "200 thousand people crashed the site of «Zenit» after the purchase of Hulk"
XXX is broken!! to

-"Hello.I am this.From the publishing house.Books"
I: "Not interested, thank you."
Do you have children?"
I am: "No."
-"Kamasutra is there"

Raf: I want you.
Nadia: Come here
Raf: I’ll come today
Raf: I will leave the car standing
Do you want so much?
Raf: at the parking lot

The children of Russia! The Mobius tape is a fist!
Sberbank of Mobius. Here is the roughness.

To access the bank online, you need to send a SMS to a short number, then a password will come in response. The login can be obtained by calling the number specified in the SMS. Calling the number you get on an auto-responder, which broadcasts a four-minute nonsense about what this is an offgenic service, and says that the password you can get in SMS, and login by calling the number, in SMS... that is. Which I already called. A closed circle...

Sberbank of Mobius. No complaints from unhappy customers. tk. Stupid is nowhere.

I call the UVD of our district, urgently need their "soap". And I think, say, the organization is literate and there will be no problems with this. Some still explain the English letters as follows: C as a dollar or B as a box...So the call:
I: Good morning, give me your e-mail.
Secretary at the UWD: Hello, but we don’t have him.
I: You have your own website, have you not managed to get an e-mail?
Secretary in the UWD: and we only have an email, nothing else.
I did not dare to violate the subtle mental organization of the local administration and agreed to the email))) said that it was better than nothing.

In the past, the bathroom was in the kitchen and the toilet was on the street.
and what?
and Fu. Imagine it though! Someone is eating and someone is washing. Someone washes and you eat. Eat and wash. No, it is cool!

Intelligence and intelligence at the service of the human body

I sit at work. I want to sleep. The body is placed on the table. The clever intelligence tells everyone in the office: I need to think a little, do not pay attention to me. Intelligence adds: If anything, wake up.

It didn’t burn at all.)

Whitingr: I think if you can’t drink beer in your workplace, you’ve gone wrong somewhere in your life.

Zzz: Yes, let’s show them that we have pop, chest, and higher education!

I: Sun, make me a peanut soup!
My wife: I am fighting.
I: Or the chicken.
My wife: I am fighting. I will give you whatever you want.
I am : Yes? Give me a metallic design!
Bring her here and a large pot.

The fifth iPhone is coming soon.
The price should be lowered by the 4th.
I'll buy a cheap 3D.

You didn’t bring me a flash again.
Jules: I have gone
compass: correctly marked ))

Tagged with: Suki
Lav: I’ve been without the internet all summer (and I don’t regret it), so they decided I was dead and removed me from the ass.

I downloaded a collection of tasks on the state certification in Russian for the 4th grade.And I think nothing in our country has yet to be lost, if the people of normal associations cause such a task: "In the proposal I like to wear a light jacket, high boots and go to wander in the fields outside the city wrongly used verb: a) go b) wander c) dress at what the child reasonably answers, and why so dress in the fields outside the city?

Judging by how the end of the world is constantly postponed, it will begin in Russia.

A real courage is to go into the refrigerator after 6 p.m. for kefir and take kefir!

Do not take on more than what has already been placed on you.

To the story of 1 September 2011 about a soldier who called home by special communication...
The desire to call home and hear the native voice is inherent in everyone who has taken urgent service. But at the end of the 70s there were no cell phones...The only available opportunity is to go to the city and go to the negotiating point (most of the audience, probably, does not even understand at present what a negotiating point is). There were problems with dismissal.
To get out to the inter-city by the apparatus, which stood in the companies on the switch, it was possible only through the switch, knowing the official passwords, which the soldiers should not know...But in our part, specializing in communications, the problem was solved. In the first, with the help of a "pilot" - a pseudotelephone from a pipe and attached to an isolated number collector, and spots from sewing needles were touched all the telephone wires going to the cross (distribution cabinet). The needles carefully pierced the isolation (no trace remains) and listened to the line, looking for the city.
Finally, having found one, precisely by the same wire as all the lines, they connected to the city and conducted it to the town hall, to the same apparatus.
This ancient apparatus made of black plastic, remembered, probably, the war... There was no numbering disk on it. There was also a problem - the phone had to be connected to the internal switch - the operator had a signal when raising the pipe, it was impossible to parallel the city and the inner line, it was possible to immediately burn up... It was very original - if the device stood in the middle of the box - it was connected to the inner line, but if the device moved to the edge, the magnetic glued to it from the bottom switched it with the help of hercons (these are such magnetically controlled contacts) to the city line.
They called only at night, when the deputy police departed from the headquarters (this was his city number) and all the officers. The absence of the disc was not embarrassing - what it was for the radio telegraphs, with a hand-key knocking the point-tire. If you quickly press the lever of the phone once when the phone is raised, it will correspond to a set of units, two pairs, and so on...Thanks to God, at that time most cities could be typed by code.
Why such clever tricks? Just that telephone apparatus stood just across the door from the guard in part. There was no curse during my service. And the details of the bills for the intercity also did not exist at the time... and maybe the device still works?

A wife comes to her husband for a date in prison. The husband asks dissatisfied:
Why did you not come to me so long ago?
“I went to the head of the prison and asked him to punish you for at least a year, because you were given 25 years.
Well and what?
Every time he gave me unfair suggestions.
And you what?
Come together, go home!