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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59486
 01.02.2012
Let me buy this fucking women’s underwear, let me see the video on YouTube!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №59485
 01.02.2012
xxx:Now on the map I see the route is 42km. Time of travel 50 minutes
XHHH: Toughened loop taking into account the blocks
XHHH: publishes 23 days 18 hours 44 minutes)))
This is Moscow, baby.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №59484
 01.02.2012
XXX: He was walking in the street and there was a persistent feeling that the rod would fall away like the tail of a donkey.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59483
 01.02.2012
I was late at work recently because of college. I come to the director to specify the date, time and equipment for events this week. The boss thus reminds me of my cushion. I stand silent, listening with an unrestful sight. Then there are screams, scattered papers, accusations of underestimated sense of responsibility to others. And at the end, the final phrase in a calm tone: “All, Andrew, I was shouting. Come later and we’ll talk about what you want".
“Pokerface” I’m quietly away.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59482
 01.02.2012
There was a joke in the city. The inspector of GIBDD violated the PDD and crashed into a car in which two ministers were driving.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59481
 31.01.2012
Today on "Europe+" :)
Leader: I was told about a girl who thought that Gigurda was not a specific person, but a word that means "Klevo, super", i.e. I have all the giraffes!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59480
 31.01.2012
A cat is considered to be truly single when he eats peelings together with the test.

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59479
 31.01.2012
The answer:
Answer to Answer:

My name is Valera! Explain to me, Hole, have you touched my name??? What a joke is that??? What do I not know about myself?? to

Hello, Valera, my name is Aljoša, I was here a couple of years ago too, tolerate, it will soon pass)))

Hi Valera, Aljoša, my name is Wolf. This shit will not end soon. never ever.

My name is Alena. I am with you now, right?

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №59478
 31.01.2012
A: And my water includes when he sits in the toilet and begins to curl on the whole apartment. Especially uncomfortable for guests. But she and I haven’t been so close to telling her about it yet.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59477
 31.01.2012
Mother, taking away the cat’s coat: "Oh, you are an untouched straw!"
Father, grabbing the cat-castrate: "And who is to blame?"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59476
 31.01.2012
The program for Android "Galochka". For those who are not only forced to vote at work, but also require to bring a photo from the phone of the bulletin with a box placed in the right place. Prague allows you to place a box on the desired point, take a photo, and then vote as you want.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59475
 31.01.2012
"Oh" is the worst word of the surgeon.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59474
 31.01.2012
xxx 14:51
The dragon is hungry!
What is he eating?
The innocent girls.
It is a pity that the animal will die with us.

and 14:52
In fact, they died out...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №59473
 31.01.2012
In a student dining room, the couple digs into the wallet and can't find money for a long time.
Where did I go? - I have a girlfriend.
Turns and leaves

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59472
 31.01.2012
spartan_il7: I am not very confident at all. Here's what cows do under Mozart better than it
Zombjke: Under the dubstep there can probably be something very toxic =D
spartan_il7: this is how you do it

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59471
 31.01.2012
xxx: I thought it was unthinkable to tell my mom that I wanted to buy a new underwear after saying that I was going to visit a friend.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59470
 31.01.2012
Comments on Erotic content:

... so that you will not envy these virgins and their future husbands; many of them will die in torments; here is the payment for life, full of corruption.

Q: And that you come here goose to shower that doesn’t matter? 😉

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59469
 31.01.2012
In the 1950s, the first Soviet satellites to study the methods of communication between astronauts and the center were placed magnetophones with voice records. In the U.S. press raised a rumor that the Russians are launching astronauts-killers into orbit.
Our thought-thinking and began to put recordings of the performances of the choir to them. of Alexandrov.

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59468
 31.01.2012
After I looked at the “Death Calendar,” I understood why the mixers were so afraid to be recorded in the Ivy’s notebook.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59467
 31.01.2012
FreeSS: They had a course of direction, after this atska did not start at any... they brought it to me - I include - went on...
Let me tell you that you are an ATS. You sit and work. There was a broken sandwich in the kitchen. You say :
Let’s go all the way, I won’t work for such a shit!
They pack and take you somewhere. installed in the room. Around the corpses, pieces of bodies, tools for splitting... they serve sweets and say affectionately:
Why do we not want to work, right?

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