In response to "Turn the tube, demonstratively leave, offend, psycho, send. Do you think these are girls? No is! These guys are "

To bite, to mate, to chew, to smoke, not to clean up and behave like pigs.
Do you think these guys? No is! These are the girls now.

with VIO
Should men get married? It seems like you can live all your life alone.
LILU: In any case! You must definitely get married, after all, happiness is not the main thing in life)))

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It’s actually incredibly difficult if there are more than one...
1. fuck them because of the comp you pull to the table (as long as you pull one out, the other is already cutting something)
After the first drink, the music is turned on to the computer.
3. after the second - start to show each other porn (from "fresh downloaded")
Third-fourth-fifth - between successful phrases Quake-Doom-HL2
Not to vodka - dispute how to hardware to solve the problem of the non-standard stack of the 4th level

so that about "hello world" is in vain - not about the prospects, it is they in the morning after drinking the sms sent with such a text - not to worry, because alive and not through the police department arrived at home...

and ah. So you dress up and then show up like "hole you watch?". You have to defile, demonstrate, here and there, I evaluate. Don't like it - dress the parange and shoot only before the one you want to attract.

>Hey to you! You are beautiful!! How are you? How did you say goodbye to the Academy?? to

Yes, it was great, judging by the photos, and judging by the fact that I don't remember how we were photographed - so you're actually sick.

The headline of the news on the regional website: "Because of the "Post of Russia" half of the letters in the Irkutsk region come late"

-"There is only one question. Who is not to blame for the second half?

Dutch>
The Russians don’t really like Russia and want to leave, but if you start insulting Russia and the Russian people, you can get fucking!

He told a distinguished doctor, he works in a trauma.
An original patient came to him.
The man was driving at night on an empty road, not touching anyone, quietly silent in his nose.
I caught a hollow hole.
The result is a curved disk of the wheel, a twisted finger and a broken nostrils.
Drivers be careful.

BopoH: to transport all pseudo-actors from the maneuver for the MKAD need 1 trillion rubles
BopoH: Trillion
BopoH: In 5 years in this country will be sewing aqua-liards? Because the names of large sums are simply ending.
BopoH: Jobs turned around in the grave, and Brin and his Google went into a drinking state, giving Motorola’s company to a homeless boy. Roma nervously shattered "Chelsea"...

I was in the clinic today and watched the picture. Two administrative-type aunts run through the cabinets and discuss in which cabinet how many computers and other equipment needs to be installed. Finally they get to the laboratory (where the tests are taken) and report:
Here we will put you two processors, two printers.
to the question of the frightened lab assistant "what is it?" followed the answer " this software for MONITOR" :)

The story of a girl psychologist in the group of volunteers in Crimea:

"And then came the message of the second wave. We walked faster than we saw the road. The panic was indescribable. One girl was covered - I first wanted to strengthen her, but then I remembered that the psychologist began to reassure.

I am standing at the entrance of the park, waiting for a girl. Beyond passes apparently not so well agreed on the meeting place guy. I hear my phone scream "Nastia!!! This is the park, this is the park, this is the park!and "

Q: What do you think, if you learn to read your thoughts, will you be able to listen to music through people in your headphones? In the metro, for example?
WOW: XD I think the quality will be hassle)) as in.amr
Wow: Or not, you’ll hear a man singing mentally, and that’s shit at all!

RT @nett00n My parents taught me politeness. So I answer “hello” to “hello” and cunilingus to the mine.

On Friday I sit at work, the deputy chief of the shop enters.
Are you sitting there? are you sitting there? are you sitting there? are you sitting there? are you sitting there?
Yes is so.
Is a detective crazy?
They underestimate modern youth.
Well, okay, the clutter is glued to the detective.What’s there inside?(Listen to the book)
(Pause, we keep silent watching the elderly)
I also read Pushkin in my youth, and even I liked it, as he did, well there.(It is leaving)
(The Mimic Applause)

XXX: For the third year I have tested EGE in Russian language. But this summer, one job caused me to ride on the floor from laughter: in the task where it was necessary to write his opinion about the text, the student wrote only one sentence without any reflection: "The text is shit, the author is an idiot."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I said, I forgot nothing in the bathroom.
He holds his hand behind his back.
XHH: Ershik, I think I came to show, what?
He brought me a netbook.
I’ve been looking for it for half a day, infection.

If your husband comes home and sits at the computer right away, this dirty box looks better than you.

Children are magical people! They make our lives look like a fairy tale, at least because they truly believe in it.
c) Sj

What men want

Once upon a time, the American Andrew fell into our office — firmly under the pencil, but with a blinding, like a flash, smile. His daughter with a burnt face looked suspiciously with penetrated vasillary eyes. A week later I was upset that no dentistry in our city does whiten my teeth.

Andrew’s character was shy, but engaging. On all the girls passing by, he flashed with his corporate smile. They argued, whether they were a preacher or a confused maniac. The latter, however, was close to the truth - under his unshakable appearance hid a powerful temperament. Once in an empty supermarket he invited me to dance the cashier, and well with her, by the way, walked under the rust of his friends.

Someone may have thought of him as a terrible babble for such things, and I know Andrew as a licked man for many years. He will not hurt the flies, even on a call. He only needed true love, and he had it.

Envying Tatiana (30, divorced, only half-headed), Andrew was terribly pale and dull. To put it manly, he was stumbling. His most bold attack was Tane's declaration of Vignone's vicious poems in French.

As it turned out later, they both did not know the language, but he made an impression. In the sense, Tatiana herself was already stunned by his distant manoeuvres, and also began to get red, dying and dull when he appeared.

The end came at a corporate celebration, where they both appeared. At one glance at Andrew, it became clear that he was just being ripped away from some carefully prepared surprise. But he did not decide. Zalpou dried the fuser of champagne and froze it. And I suddenly noticed in his Vasilkov's eyes a ragged Essenin's sadness and an unshakable fuss. Andrew pulled out of his mouth an untouched sandwich, marched towards Tana with a relatively smooth step, caught her frightened look and declared decisively:

and Tatiana! I want you!” in almost pure Russian. He hadn’t even said “hello” before.

The choking immediately stopped. Tatiana was painted. Andrew Dopper, that he could not be heard, repeated loudly and separately. Slowly and passionate. The same thing. “I want!” This time it turned out to be somewhat demanding. Poor Tani’s face was painted with something like, “But I can’t!”

Andrew painstakingly shrugged his forehead, took out the paper and read it completely: “Tatiana! I want you! Invite me to the theatre!”