If you want to know a person, don’t listen to what others say about him, listen to what he says about others.

Discussion of the story "The Matrix"
XXX: From a man in general a bad battery, as cool as it is. In the place of robots, I would grow electrical shells. They have an output voltage up to kilovolt, and the CPD is higher, but the matrix with soma is a fig plot for cinema.

From the site Ask.ru:

Who was your hero in childhood? Why is?
and Chippolino. It was he who made it clear that tears and tears should be of those who bite you, not the opposite.
by Kay

Why in the bank, when issuing a card, ask the girl's mother's name?
YYY: They are calculating.

Now the average salary in Russia is 42.8 thousand rubles, this is statistics, this is facts!
Yyy: The average hospital temperature is 36.6 degrees. According to statistics, everyone is healthy if you put together the temperatures of morga customers and patients with heat in sweat and divide equally.

I bombed this weather.! to
I wake up in the morning and it rains on the street. Well, I think, go into the car and to work, not to walk! I look out the window and there are no machines. There are no keys and no documents. And a dad is sitting at work and thinking: who gets up early, he has the keys to the car, the documents and the car itself!

And my cat begins eating with the ritual of washing eggs.

Conversation of two technicians:
xxx: throw, was today at the client, he doesn’t know what a goffra is)))
yyy : ) )
yyy: it's still a fist, today I tried half a day to prove to myself that the siphon and the mixer are different things))
xxx: rofl

It is dedicated to genes.

My brother is now convinced that I am a dead drug addict.
YYY :?? to
The doctor prescribed a pill for my sick stomach. They are very large and do not pass through the throat. Instead of breaking them into several pieces, I decided to crush them in a teaspoon. I forgot to drink after dinner. I stand at 2 o’clock at night in the kitchen a 20-year-old girl weighing 40 kg with a teaspoon full of white powder and comes in brother. Silently watching the picture. And I will take it and cry out, and say, ‘Brothers, do you have jiga?’ has gone...

I wanted to somehow encourage the guy to charm him with his mystery and mystery. I tried to do everything for that. Looking to the side, no emotions, smooth and gentle walking on the floor of the fingers... as I thought, everything was great. And I approach him all this mysterious and say:"Hello".He answers:"Hello... did you drink anything?"

An angry employee of the gastronomist broke the bank of the out-of-date chrenoder the head of a civil activist.

That’s what I know – the passion!
of Novosibirsk.

RT @taviscaron: There was an old configurator - gluous and terrible. made a new. God, how beautiful was the old configurator!

“This Norwegian terrorist was taken away from a separate wing in a prison, with a gym, a cabinet and a yard.
How much do you need to kill a man for that?

He was a witness to the conversation of a friend (X) and his girlfriend (U):
Wife, go to the kitchen!
A: The Wife? Where is my ring?? to
X in Mordor!

Once my brother and I drove from my grandmother and carried, of course, a cake (it is impossible to leave my grandmother - and without a cake). On the way, a cranberry called under Bober's name and asked to bring him home, because he was very unorthodox. No question - we park at the cocktail, we wait for the body. The body with a curved neck rolls in our direction, opens the back door and splashes. Distribute a cane. Brother with the same voice:
“Bober, you’re lucky that the cream is so fat...Because I’m fucking fucking you for the killed cake!”! to

XXX: I’m hurting here because they say I’m a prostitute.
YYY : pf. I was told I was gay. What next? I didn’t like that less breast and unshaken hair ass.
YYY: and no more shaved hair ass
YYY is fucking.
YYY: That’s what I just said?

"Useless FAQ" in Lithuania

And if tomorrow Jesus comes to Moscow, for example, and begins to walk on the water, will he be quickly bound?

iesous_Christos
1) I am not going soon.
2) Take it first.

Yesterday at dinner I told my wife that I wanted to devote the evening only to myself and talk to my first love, said, the first love never passes and all that. After she looked at me with shaken eyes, I went to the computer and installed a second warcraft on it.

News on the tape:
"In Nepal, a man ate cobra to death"
Even in Nepal!

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Chuck Norris hasn’t been insulted yet, fuck you guys.