A large office building, 3 floors occupies our company. When it becomes boring at work, we have the following entertainment with colleagues from other offices: we turn on conference communication, we collect as many people as possible and orem as in the movie "Very Terrible Movie". xDDD
In the middle of the day, boring, nothing happens. The bell rings - I raise the phone and I hear the familiar "Vaaaaaaaaaaa!!" - Well I have no back-thinking in response even louder - WVWAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA!!! to
At the other end of the wire - "Bla, how did you go, I brought water, water in bottles, did you order?and "

What is the 21st century in Russia? This is when in the middle of the garden stands an old cutting-edge wooden sorter, but with Wi-Fi

What would happen if we banned the sale of any alcohol on New Year's Day and May holidays?
The people trembled and asked, “Where is the king?”

Two worlds, two childhood: they have Harry Potter, Ron and Hermione, we have Hruendel, Lohmaty and Masyanya

Specialist in explosions?
YYY: The Minor
XXX: But not to be terrified later, but right away?
YYY: The sapphire?! to

Oh Oh!!! I saw a man-f-skin at the clinic today!!! Fairy spectacle - to the death of the metallurgist, as is the case with the haer surrounded by grandmothers reading Dostoevsky!!! by Shik!

The most valuable advice a friend gave me before the wedding
When will you be asked "Do you agree?" simply answer "Yes". No philosophical reasoning.

X: Did you hear the Indian Fair has opened? Let us go? They say it is fun.
YYY: No thank you. I have all of this and the house is full.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: My mom suddenly decided that India is offgenically cool. Now we have all the food with spices, tea with spices...
yyy: crazy, even toothpaste with spices! I am afraid of touching their toilet paper.

EU: Where was your lazy ass today?
I: My lazy ass was sleeping.
EU: Again erotic fantasies about Natalie Portman in a purple night shirt?
I: No, this time I was a maniac killer. First I...
EU: Don’t tell me this!
I : really. It will not happen!

Blade: On a similar occasion, a familiar Uzbek professor in Samarkand told me in the early 1990s: “First, the golden heads of the Jews left us, then the golden hands of the Russians and the rest – the golden teeth of the Uzbek...

Blindly looking at the prescription, written by the doctor, with a deep grief in his voice gives out the phrase of the day: "Mlyaya...And what is this for a handwriting?! It’s not a handwriting, it’s a dumb cardigram of a dying man!..."

I was interviewed "for interview". I gave him an admin test. He successfully passed it and asked "and you give all the couriers such tests"?

Statement of the City Council)
On Saturday, October 6, the bridge will be opened from 12.00 to 15.00 for the completion of repairs. The passage of pedestrians will be free.

For the first time in his life, he ordered glasses.
The office feelings. It looks like the whole world is in HD.

The film Prometheus Pipetz is simple. It’s okay when the drama unfolds due to external circumstances. But to gather a dozen wanderers on a distant planet without instructions, subordination, powerful weapons, but with an oxygen firewall - it is a fail from the outset.

I’ve been stunned by people who think that having Apple products is a sign of cruelty.

The friends! Apple is not a sign of cruelty! We just live in a fucking country, and all!

Apple is making cheap products. That is why they are popular! Not in this shit, but in civilized countries. Where the new phone from Samsung costs $600, but do you know how much the iPhone costs? The newest model – $300, the second oldest – $200, and the third – $100. Now for $100 in the U.S. you can buy the iPhone 4 (respectively, for 200 - 4s, for 300 - 5th).

And that’s why consumers suffer the fucking iTunes, the missing multitasking until recently, cretinism, such as the removal of Google cards from the store, etc. Because the iPhone in the world is the phone of waitresses and mail couriers who are ready to tolerate its crushes for the sake of a sturdy body and fast work. Here’s all of your "crucial".

X-Thank you Skype for seeing you every day! And to you, for you smiling at me every day! I kiss you, good night!

I love you too :)
Don’t touch the fox.

x-BlYat Volodya, for you the girl didn't get the evening sms )))))))

X-That’s what I’ve gotten off at work today, it’s time to go home.))))
We’ll talk about it on Skype on Friday! :)
I kiss you strongly, I look forward to seeing you soon!

Listen to the romance, use your phone carefully.

X-Fuck I’ll remove you off 😉

Freud: I would know what Jung and Freud actually wrote about. Isn’t it just sex?
Den Stranger: Do you understand what you said now? :D

The fucking. A resident of the city X was sentenced to 2 years in prison under the article “insulting the feelings of believers” for rejecting an Orthodox man and refusing to spend a night with him.
Oh, a very good surge. Today’s news is no better, and no education is visible.

I went to work today, a man stopped me, stretched a religious book and began to talk about religion. I answer him:
My religion is science and logic.
Your religion does not explain the creation of the world.
Listen, your religion doesn’t even explain the dinosaurs.

He turned and went on...
I should have seen the face of the crocodile :D