Dmitry Pestov: Interestingly, why, when a person believes that he is Napoleon, he is placed in a psychic, and when a person believes that he is a slave of God, he is protected and encouraged?

wearbo: I agree with you. It is time to make the legs of the saucer. The further, the more fun.
Alcanoid: The lashes would go anywhere, but the legs of the sickle will get out. Try something else!

20 minutes of mining every day helps women lose 5 kg per month!
Probably because of the fact that you can’t eat those 20 minutes))

Great and powerful M4. The road of Krasnodar-Jubga. A huge banner: "Good Morning, the Surgeons!"(!!!) Why Surgeon?? to

Ordinary morning in the family of Evgeny Grishkovitz:
Dad, give me the salt.
Take salt, what is salt? It is just white grains, which when you pour on the tongue - in the mouth becomes salty. A "salt" is what it is? How to explain it? Just "salt" and that’s all. You can’t describe it with normal words. This is in childhood, when Mom... Mom is just Mom. A woman who spends most of her time with you and who loves you forever.
Well it started...

Natalia
Someone else read me Belinsky.
Ivan is
Thou thou
Natalia
Yes, I remember that!)
Ivan is
And what read?
Natalia
I don’t remember (
Ivan is
Have you read inadvertently?
Natalia
Yes )
Ivan is
The Poetry?
Natalia
Yes is
Ivan is
Belinsky did not write poems, be a girl!
Publicist and literary critic.

"Only we men, after refuelling at the gas station, can shake a gun in the tank.

Some inertia even lead him into cowards.

Prehistory: (D)evuka works in the human resources department.

Q: Is it professional for you?
D: What is it?
I: Do not call back when you promise to call back in 5 minutes.

Strigov: When Sberbank correspondence is sent by the Russian Post on the RZD trains, it is a star and a mess in the third degree. Or even an exhibit.

Talk to a friend before lunch.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
- God of food and fertility in the peoples of the far north, 8 letters?
WOW :
Omnomnomnom

In Belarus, risk management is reduced to the expression "Joppa чую"

xxx: Yes, we have been near the house for weeks, two damn builders are building something and knocking down the roofs day and night!
YYY: And what does that have to do with what your husband doesn’t give you?
xxx: he said he can’t concentrate because he doesn’t get into the rhythm of the battle (((

When I pull my cat Mitty out of the closet, asleep, soft, cuddled, I think there is somewhere a planet of the Big Cats. They are as important there as we are here. The same growth, and we get them to the middle of the ankle. Cats there pick up frozen little people near the entrance and bring them home. Feed sandwiches and hot tea. They hang in their advertisements with photographs: "Yesterday found, could not pass by. The person is very affectionate, it is visible that he is home, knows the toilet and manicure. I can’t afford it, I already have two people. Take!” and a picture of an ordinary such person in a striped coat, sitting on the couch, watching TV. How not to take it? [...] And they are there too, as we are here, walking around the room and seeing a man falling down on the couch and sleeping, spreading his legs to the sides. It is impossible to pass by such a dumb man. In an attack of tenderness, cats pull it out of the couch and begin to target a dry nose, smooth, steep their head into the stomach. The cat’s wife will say to the cat’s husband in a whisper: “Oh! Well, look at how he washes his teeth and brushes his teeth!” and quietly steals behind the phone to click. Cats on their planet are generally very kind and caring. Unfortunately, some men are not lucky. [...] When one cat comes to another for a visit, the person will sit under the couch. The cat slips under the couch and begins to pull the man by his leg: "This is our Vitalik, look how fat!"
eprst2000

Russia and Ukraine passed fire and water together, and now stumbled on gas pipes.

I am a woman. I don’t want a jaguar, I want to love my husband and cook a delicious borch.

From: Administrative Director
To: System Administrator

Yura, make Poline K. access to the "Tender Commission 2011"

There is no worker.
The magic helps.

On KP.ru two news in a row:
"Earthmen are ashamed of the Lights from Ivanovo"
"Ivanovs throw into the water on bicycles"

They are really embarrassed...

From the Daewoo Matiz review from the owner, after the text about the missing mirror, pockets and place in the barbecue:

"On the driving qualities of this car... It drives."

kas_alex: we had a toilet in the passport table, on the door of which, in order to hide from visitors, hanged a paper "shell"
kas_alex: quite symbolic