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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №68326
 12.08.2012
From the discussion of the friendship of the cat and the German Shepherd:

I also had a German Shepherd and a Siamese cat. of my blades. They raised each other. and me
You are a Mowgli ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68325
 12.08.2012
Google just killed me. I removed all the emails from Gmail and saw the inscription:

There are no letters. Our servers lack attention.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68324
 12.08.2012
Commentary on Horror Film:
"I have a small iq, but this movie is for those with a negative iq"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68323
 11.08.2012
The O-ring
Natasha Douhyev-Yanich (Hungary)
Is it possible to lose it correctly?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №68322
 11.08.2012
I am a Pofigist. I mean... what a big tits!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68321
 11.08.2012
The Nevada Department of Car Transportation (DMV) issued a license to Google to drive autonomous (self-driving) vehicles on public roads.

Already in August of this year, "AutoVAZ" for the first time in its history will start the production of serial cars with automatic transmission.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №68320
 11.08.2012
A swallowing fat-walled cat collapsed in the hallway, mom calls her to the kitchen to eat, once, another, third. The reaction is zero. The voice from the kitchen: Masha, the cat does not eat! Take her away!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68319
 11.08.2012
The heat was adjacent, because of the lack of time and the company decided to come to the central beach to sunbath. I lie down in the sun I struggle with the coming sleepiness.I suddenly feel that someone is touching my shoulder, I open my eyes next to the children 4 and 5 years old, a cute boy with a girl. I decided out of curiosity to ask why it was for them.
And they are so funny and funny to answer: - We want to burn my grandmother's hair)))
I look, and on the other side lies a 120-kilogram grandmother with purple hair and sleeps peacefully. She doesn’t know how her grandchildren want to have fun.
If you come with children to the beach, then be kind to entertain the children yourself, or suddenly they will next time go to someone who has a fire.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68318
 11.08.2012
When I was sick, I came to her to put on the jacket.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68317
 11.08.2012
Sooner or later you will have to meet my parents.
MMM: This is not a problem! The problem is that sooner or later you will have to meet my friends.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68316
 11.08.2012
Moscow Zoo, a cage on which the plaque is proudly adorned: "Rassomaha", the cage, apparently, is empty (or there is simply no animal, or it has not been released from winter volleyers)

nearby TOLPA(s) children, 4-11 years
Child 1 - Lassomaha you are!
R2 - And his cats must be iron.
P3 – Give us the lasamaha
and etc.

A guy passes by, stops, reads a sign.
P – guys, I can tell you where the roughness is.
T is where?
P is new in the film.

and goes on...

[ + 30 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68315
 11.08.2012
-I won't understand when the games will finally remove the fact that fire elementals can be beaten with fire magic and fire weapons and so on.
And if you hit your face with a human hand, will it not hurt either?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №68314
 11.08.2012
Self-control is when on the question: “Why has such a cloudy man not slept out?” instead of “Take off, shit!” you answer: “Oh, yeah, you know, his son’s teeth are cut off...”

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №68313
 11.08.2012
I stand in a traffic jams, a gazelle in front, all in dirt and with the inscription on the van: Hell is full, I’m back!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68312
 11.08.2012
It is difficult to convey, easy to fucking and impossible to eat - watermelon.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №68311
 11.08.2012
Greetings to Sanchez)))
Greetings to Sarah ?
How is Alexander?? to
Alexandra how is it?? to
Alexander-I sometimes feel like you just copy my messages)))
Alexandra-Well, what can I do if we have the same names)))
And yes, the difference is only at the end.
Alexandra, here you are more right than ever ?

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68310
 11.08.2012
From Japan:
xxx: It was a matter, played in a student performance of the Lieutenant of the White Army. The premiere was successful, the benefit was successful. Buried afterwards. I decided to go home the next day. Directly in form. “Go away” would have been necessary, but there was a silo in the brain: “Esaul (cat) is unlikely to find food on the street. Unless you love a couple of cats.” Next is the oil painting. Near the entrance, the uncles were sitting on the benches. Do you know such people? A white guard officer who begins to awake approaches the entrance and commands: “Esau, come to me!” The axels broke.
Aunt in full. Since then, my reputation in that house has remained that.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68309
 11.08.2012
Are you adult at all?
YYY: It seems to be.
XX: Did you define it by some bodies?
YYYYYY: Yes
yyy: bodies of internal affairs.
YYY: They gave me a passport.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68308
 11.08.2012
Correspondence of lovers
Give me a debt, urgently!
Which one? o
D is married. >_<
P: Throw away the rubbish.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68307
 11.08.2012
I also don’t see the tragedy in the child’s tears. Tragedy, if the child has no glaucoma, or the parents are idiots, but in the latter nobody sees the tragedy.

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