Christo: my sister, when she was pregnant, was constantly drinking valerian, and in her bags she bought tea, cooked and drank.
Christo: Then she gave birth, and a lot of valerian left, she put it in a bag and put it in the warehouse.
Christo: I then think, what if I have a cat in my warehouse as he goes to work?
Christo: Someday he’s back in the raid, I’m following him.
Christo: he excavated this package, scattered it all (!) He rolled in the grass like a drug baron.
Christo: I get it from there - balls crazy, grass on the rose, himself all in the grass, hanging like a clot on his arms
Christo: well shorter covered the point immediately
Christo: he broke up a few more days and somehow disappeared

I’m a tech support employee and I don’t want to help users, I want coffee.

You never had such a desire: here you sit on a push, suddenly you have large blades from your elbows, you stick them into the wall, you fly up, you break the ceiling, you fly out on the street and fall to the ground with a thunderstorm, throwing the blades into the asphalt?
Emm... I don’t even know.

The problem of the modern world is that intelligent people are full of doubts, and stupid people are full of confidence.
Y is guy. The problem with today’s world is that the limited bites are constantly trying to teach you something.

HHH
Do you love me? ?

WOWU
I do not know. I have not heard this from her personally yet.

HHH
What have I heard?

WOWU
You write beautiful letters. I did not get into detail.
Sex like a Japanese god.
You are good)

HHH
The Japanese God? O_O

WOWU
In the sense very cool.

HHH
It’s probably like a niherasi fuck.

WOWU
It is))

xxx: I sit at work in the morning, drink coffee, watch something like “Good Morning” on TV. The story begins with the robbers on motorcycles. They ride and take their bags out of their hands. At the end of the plot a wonderful advice: try to stay away from the road, to avoid losing property. Everything would be fine, but a few days ago there was a story about the hops with the advice to stay closer to the roads. This cruel world! Where am I standing? >_<

Once, for about five years in a row, I played World of Warcraft days and nights, but after meeting Polina left this occupation. and c)
Olympic champion in height jumping at the 2012 Olympics in London Ivan Ushov.
He is from Chelyabinsk.

I want to be a member.
...??? to
Get up quickly in the morning.

Yesterday we just made a masterpiece delivery... ordered pizza "Fat freer". He brought a huge fat man, judging by his appearance clearly with a criminal past. And also on the box, where always in the column "pizza-master" wrote "Irocka", "Light:)" and so on. I didn’t expect to see the scripture "Igor" O_o

On the blog site, the lady started a new blog, the first post:
My name is %username%. Many people say that I am sympathetic, that I do not deny it myself.But there is one nuance...I love girls.Is there anyone else here with such an orientation?
The first comments:
XXX: What kind of way is it to write about your orientation right away? Why are naturals not a weapon when dating - hello, I love female vagines?
YYY: Hi, I'm Misha, I love female vagina, but when I see the word "sympotic" my pussy falls down like autumn leaves.

Those who wish you only good will make your life unbearable.

Only now. I met a long-time acquaintance at lunch. Let’s talk about life. She tells that her husband died, left her with four daughters from thirteen to twenty-two years old, but she has already survived, found a widow. Handy, not drinking, one problem, he has three daughters from thirteen to eighteen years old.
I thought I was the only one having trouble.

Mars rover Curiosity cost $2.5 billion For this money, you could have asphalted an entire street in Moscow!

In my opinion, men who say that the place of a woman in the kitchen, who require her worship of their great mind and strength, are no better than girls, for whom in a man is important only the penis and wallet.

Ukraine is a good country. and fun. The husband went to the pharmacy to buy a syringe for the baby:
Do you have a green syringe?
The seller: Yes.
I got a pink and a green :D

Say, well, who could guess in the questionnaire in the column "Pol" to write - "warm"?

Good Doctor: How did you get rid of your shit pussy! Everywhere, fucking, all over the Web, on every, fucking, fucking site will collapse - pussy, pussy, pussy! And fuck, why there is a site, section, or topic - to discuss anal cracks or for informal communication of pathologists; it is necessary, fuck, fuck it - puts, puts, puts! You can’t climb anywhere so as not to encounter the "Pussy, Pussy, Pussy", nowhere at all! If it were my will, I would have abolished, for a short time, the moratorium on the death penalty, and I would have shot, by my own hand, without judgment, and without the consequences of these your dirty pussas for merely the fact that their debilitating outcry has aroused hundreds of thousands of idiots, who, in turn, have killed a hundred or two million people. Evil is missing you.

Inhabitants of the Galaxy! and all! The planet Earth is broken. The cord advertises a remedy for impotence. Please do not disturb. The human mind is exhausted. End of communication session.

The following phrase from the news on R24 broke my brain: “An American of Iranian descent, a former Muslim, will be the first rabbin-gay.” Somehow somewhat...

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People!! How long can we stand in front of each other?

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