You don’t have to be a shit, even if you’re in the ass.

You need to sell this fucking printer.
Q: Have you already posted an advertisement?
He hanged on his refrigerator: If you want to eat, sell the printer!

In England it is safer to cross the road with a dog, in the United States with a child, in France with a beautiful woman. And in Russia, to grind, with basuka!

KJ: Is that what I should think? A colleague went for a week, shoot all the cigarettes, complained that there was no money to even eat to buy. She got an advance, and she went and bought a powder.

In Serpukhov on one side of the road are located in a row and approximately three churches of the same size, and behind the corner a fourth. Why are they so many?
Tagged: RAID

XX: this writer =="
WOW: What else did she do?
Oh no, you’re doing Aikido, you know. The dick walked on a dark alley yesterday, she explained one reception to me. There are three men who come to us with obviously bad intentions. And what do you think? She didn't even wait until they dug up to us - not stopping to explain, gently took one by the hand, the one unconsciously knocked, and she like struck him on the floor, until the bones crushed. The other two killed me, and they hit me. Idiots... in general, I then called an ambulance – she accidentally put one of them with his head on the border. And now the menta do not believe that this little and thin thing has put three men, and they are trying to squeeze my bodily =="
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I talk to the little three-born sister (C) about whether she slept out:
C: I am afraid of the dark.
I: What, are you afraid that the monsters will attack?
C: No, there are no monsters, you are what!
I: So why are you afraid then?
C is not.

I went to the kids :D

I sit in the office at the workplace without touching anyone and here from nowhere two flies appear and sit one on the right side of the table and the other on the left and slowly crush to me scratching their terrible legs and look at me with a smile. are surrounded. I thought something...

XXX is strange.
XXX is working. Heavy programs are loaded. are processed. A report is made on the laptop in the office. From the tablet, business correspondence is conducted and music is played. Contact and Twitter. In other words, a person does a few things, although close, but different.
xxx: perfectly remembers where he is and what
X: And my doctor, shit, does not remember!

Can’t you come early?
xxx: not
YYY : Why?
You can’t just take it and come early.

Call her daughter Sparta. Everyone will come and ask "Who are we?and "
vobl: And you will take them into the corridor and cry quietly "This is SPARTAAA!!and "
What is quiet?
If you wake your daughter up, you will listen to Sparta until night.

Alex (12:34:49 17/07/2012)
Hi, request - need for crusher spare parts
The Basic Lion and Rights
They are adaptive!!! to

Anton(12:35:34 17/07/2012)
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What do you mean adaptive?

Alex (12:35:44 17/07/2012)
Repeated

Alex (12:35:49 17/07/2012)
The Porters

Alex (12:36:01 17/07/2012)
Fuck it ?

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Pictures from the near future:
You were arrested for pedophilia.
But I just wanted to drop the report!
You all say that!
But I am only 15 years old!
You pedophiles don’t think that.
But I thought...
I didn’t have to think – I had to watch the first channel! for his castration.

With Laura:
111: Skype has confirmed the existence of the bug, due to which in some cases IM messages leave who hit.
222: Erunda, you can not even repair, but simply write in the license that delivery is guaranteed in 98,5% of cases.
333: or just replace the inscription on the button "send" to "I am lucky"

Know how to value the past you have, in order to build the future you deserve.

The affairs of Dimian's parents went to the mountain, they gave their son to an elite school. But we have even the most super popper school under the EGE sharpened, and literature is still Soviet ferment. The children were asked a composition based on the very satirical poem of Nekrasov "To whom in Russia to live well".

Well, Dima wrote that in Russia only rich people live well, but this is not enough - you have to be very dishonest. He gave examples from his own school. One paragraph of his work was just a paragraph - to whom, how and how much the wealthiest parents stumble, so that their children have excellent scores. And as his own teachers are oppressed, because his parents refuse to battle for grades.

The teacher complained to the director. Idiot, the director was new and evil. He carefully studied this full paragraph and began to call the heroes of the composition one by one. Then he called Daddy. When he returned home, he silently grabbed his belt. The whole family stood up in defense of the damned Dima. My mother said firmly, “Yes! In Russia, the truth is punished. But at least, they are no longer dirty!”

I used to live alone, and all my things were falling in place.
Now I have a girlfriend, and all my things are clean and beautifully lying unknown where...

and honey. The forum.
xxx: Hi!I want to consult on this question: I and my young man are fascinated with bullshit - it's beating eggs, he likes to have him sprinkled with spinach, and very much! tell me what the consequences may be, the last time he had blood, but not very much!what is it?

YYY (of the Do you not plan to castrate?

XXX: Well, it’s too much...I’m interested – is it harmful?

YYY: I’ve already answered...

I do not like surprises. You expect a surprise in the form of a trip to Disneyland for the weekend, and the surprise is the fact that your grandmother will come to visit in the evening and you need to clean up in the room.

I went here on a dating site to take care of my second half... Chat the idea of solitude strengthened...