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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67626
 28.07.2012
xxx(09:21:35 27/07/2012)
I can walk around the office once a year in a sweater, swim in the fountains and dive to others "And you put the server? andquot;

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67625
 28.07.2012
Plasma Panel 152 4096x2160 PANASONIC TH-152UX1W

Shuffled with the guys in the pool for such a telecast, in principle, our scholarship in 1140r without problems allowed to purchase this device in credit for a million years. Delivered quite quickly, the only problem - it was uncomfortable to carry through the turniket. In the room, the telecast stood up like a cast, but I had to continue the ceiling by 10 cm. At first, the room was a little narrow, but one day I set the brightness to 45% (previously it was 10%) and the neighbor who slept next to the calf burned alive. Now we live together and no longer experiment with adjustments. Very pleased with the quality of the image, we watch porn in HD for days, soon without hands. We put the box from the TV in the corridor and rent it out to the illegals, there are 10 people living without problems.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67624
 28.07.2012
From comments on Facebook:
xxx (from Finland): If you freeze this summer, go, stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees!
yyy (from Finland): If you are hungry, place the frozen pizza at the outside corner, there 270 degrees!
zzz (from Estonia): This is Finnish humor?...on what corner to stand...explain to the Estonians.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67623
 28.07.2012
Alexandra Leskin
9:26 and we have a birthday accounting today - a big cake eat
and
avs_silvester
9:27 birthday accounting on the day of Sisadmin - sounds like a funeral on the day of the wedding

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67622
 28.07.2012
YYY: Yes, I’ve already looked at everything on your internet! Do not be surprised, shit.
YYY: And I know perfectly!
XXX: Get rid of that shit!
Who is the fucking fucker!! Fuck me from here!
Go to school and learn Russian! He saw it all on our internet. Yes, I knocked on the dialap when you walked under the table and chewed the pilot, for which I scratched the pans. Maybe that’s why you’re so stupid. And the fact that you’ve pumped out "C for the cupcakes" and read the content doesn’t mean that you know C. So stop rushing and go on rushing your orc. A whiteboat...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №67621
 28.07.2012
Sponsor of my insomnia jerk in my head! The shit in my head is always with me!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67620
 28.07.2012
I now understand you in terms of men.
I can’t decide myself who I need.
Johnny Depp is busy.
Tony Stark does not exist.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67619
 27.07.2012
IT department, one programmer to another:
Do you understand fashion?
In what fashion?
... the theme! In the fashion! The fashion! The clothes!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67618
 27.07.2012
xxx: Here you say you have a website version for the iPhone done, and my website does not enter the screen!
What brand is your iPhone?
Samsung, is that important?

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67617
 27.07.2012
by Bremborg:

The main enemy of Sisadmin is the cleaner.
There is no protection. Just not and all.
They encapsulate their methods with each other.
Then they inherit them.
Schwabra is their polymorphic weapon.

Was the server washed again?
Bremborg is yes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67616
 27.07.2012
and raffek:
Just something right in front of my eyes was thrown down and perverted by the evolution of the cell of Russian folklore in the face of the proverb "I look at the book I see the figure." It is no longer relevant to me)) the elderly uncle designer sweared "I look at the screen - I see a suitcase.. with which I will go off the hole from this mess")))

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67615
 27.07.2012
zzz: I think, or "XXXX Olympic Games " looks porn?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №67614
 27.07.2012
I read about the monarch of the kingdom of Tongo...
The Stranger: Ahoeiitu Unuakiotonga Tukuaho
The Stranger: Father: Taufa’ahau Tupou IV
SilverMetal: O_O
The Stranger: Mother: Khalaevalu Matacho Ahomee
The Stranger: Wife: Nanasipau Tukuaho
The Stranger: Children: Sons: Siaosi and Unuaki
The Stranger: daughter of Angelica
Den Stranger: Do you not think that Angelica will be choked?

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67613
 27.07.2012
We sit with a friend around midnight near the KPIšná 20ki, drink beer, lead a secular conversation on abstract topics. There are young and not sober people. The one ahead turns sharply to his friends and with an undisclosed disappointment in his voice:
We fucked the money! The body fucking! Sebastian is fucking. (That’s a cry) – Sevastyajajayan! The dogs lost in the bushes))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67612
 27.07.2012
Are these mosquitoes constantly biting?! to
Did you know that only females bite mosquitoes?
WOW: Why is this?
Well, to feed their larvae there with blood, eggs, or whatever they have there.
So stop it! Is it that I am a fruit-neon?? to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67611
 27.07.2012
Woman: I was so bad without you yesterday, sad =(
Man: What, I was sitting on the window, looking at the rain, wrapped in the pan, and drinking coffee?
Man: Vanilla
Woman is FI! She sat naked, drank dry wine and watched The Big Bang Theory.
Man: Esthetic
Woman =

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67610
 27.07.2012
The acquaintance:
I am looking for a housewife, a young pensioner, not older than 55 years old, without a home. About yourself: 56/176, a small farm.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67609
 27.07.2012
Dear Boss!
When you are sad, we are sad too.
When you rejoice, we also rejoice.
When you are on vacation, we are on vacation too. =) is

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67608
 27.07.2012
I don’t remember where I heard it:

Bankir closed his eyes and fell asleep, and he remembered his youth... - Siberian, he wounded, he pulled a barrel...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67607
 27.07.2012
user (13:38:28 27/07/2012)
Make me one.
by admin (13:38:48 27/07/2012)
to bite you?

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