I walk in the evening on the street, dark, quiet, standing in the shade of the car, black, with tinted glasses, the glass is lowered, from there looks a man in a coat and a suit... and soap bubbles.

I work as a psychologist. My girlfriend finds her 15-year-old son with a bullet on his head. She didn’t say a word to him. She comes and says, "what am I doing wrong, why does my child do it?" and we start to find out with her and it turns out that she is having a strong insult to men, father, brother, ex-husband. She started working on this problem. Today, the guy is 20 years old and he does not suffer from such a fist.
You don’t have to work with the child, you have to work with yourself. Pity your children, help them, do not leave your problems on their shoulders. Don’t be surprised that in the high school he started drinking, when you eat yourself at feasts with relatives and friends from a deep youth. Don’t scream that he’s failing, once he gets three or four in a quarter, when your grades in school are one in physical education.
by Nakipelo. You come to me screaming that your children are a nightmare, and you don’t want to admit that the nightmare is you.

The explanatory note.

I, xxx, was late to work because I read E. Gusserl’s Lectures on the Phenomenology of the Inner Consciousness of Time, which clearly and clearly state that time objective and time immanent should be distinguished. Thus, I consider all the claims made to me to be unsustainable within the framework of the transcendental system of European philosophy in accordance with the profound understanding of Husserl’s maxims.

You are still a blonde in the shower.
YYY: Why did you get that I am in the shower now?

I work in a large company in the energy industry (repair of cable lines, cable length, consumer connectivity, etc.) I missed it recently:
Calls us a dispatcher and gives the task to disable the non-payer in a frequent house. Well, we came to the tower, got up, disconnected it from the network and there is an or on the whole street:
and Dimas! Fuck on the Wi-Fi, I’m still fucking in the Ride!!! I almost fell out of laughter from the tower. and. and.

The Thematic Forum:

A: With great difficulty I got the secret drawings of a real flying plate from the Sirius A-Sotis system.I want to collect something like this in my leisure but the nominals of tyristors are not specified.Can I use the domestic KU212B?

A: They are perfectly suitable.They can be taken from the old color music.If you do not find it, I have a six-piece color music in the working state.I will give it cheap. But in this scheme it is preferable to use a circular current lamp switch.You can use domestic 6P36 from color TVs. But, as you can see, there is also the hollow coil of Tesla.

Q: Even in the pioneering radio circle, I collected wireless models of UFO power installations.

A: I put KU212B.The plate is very hot.The plate is jumping, but it doesn’t take off.

C: Usually helps a straight and sharp stroke with a squad. At least all my eternal engines are built like that!

A: You are a rude and irresponsible type.Do not write in my topics.

Q: And what do you have against the point application of kinetic energy? Most engines and other electrical appliances run this way. However, you do not need the advice of a professional, then you can not pay attention to me.

Afro_mama: from the fun - the customer came, in the conversation said that he wants the interior of the house as in the house of Batman
Well, we all crushed, strained, became brutal and dark to him, with leather curtains like painting.
And then someone decided to watch the movie, so in the movie Batman has a classic American interior in pastel tones.

The fool is grieved at every loss, but the wise man is not glad at every finding.

In ancient times, commanders before an important battle usually inspired their soldiers with a short flaming speech. This is how the Prussian king, Frederick the Great, did: "Who told you, you fools, that you must live forever?"

Such a feeling that the neighbors even paste the wallpaper with the help of a perforator.

He worked as a warehouser in Adidas. I am dismissed.

I: What happens if I write in the statement that I am leaving?
Director: We have a special department where your work will be wiped, burned, and fed.
Then they will burn and burn you.

I love my job and will miss it :)

xxx: in video recorders seems to lack the function "send to youtube"

1 - yesterday with the air conditioner, the engine is barely pulling
It was cold yesterday, the air conditioner turned on.
Driving with air conditioning. In the luggage. My machine is heavy and my machine is weak.
2 - and

Batman will die at the end.
You and the goat.
X: Okay, don’t worry about it. I was joking. will not die.
Tagged: Pidor

Every year, on the last Friday of July, administrators of corporate and home networks, databases, mail systems, software complexes and other “fighters of the invisible front” celebrate their professional holiday – System Administrator Day. In the US, it is called System Administrator Appreciation Day.

With a celebration!! to

Today is exactly the day when office workers must stop in the corridor in front of the shaved and sleepy man, worship him to the ground and whisper: “Thank you, Sisadmin, for everything!”

<ForNeVeR> Brothers by Code!
<ForNeVeR> I was mad.
<ForNeVeR> This morning the alarm ringed. When I woke up, I turned it off. And then I thought - how did this part of the side effects work, but the wake-up function wasn't completely triggered? I downloaded the code and started understanding. Indeed, for some reason, the awakening subsystem took a collab that it caused later. He removed the cushions, challenged full awakening along with disconnecting the alarm, slightly corrected the work with shared resources. I compiled, I asked. I looked at the clock at 8:00. And then I finally woke up and realized that I was doing nonsense and would be late to work soon.

“Woman, do not force me to use tenderness and tenderness.

In the office, I am the head of the department. I get a heartbreaking SMS from an unknown number “Yes, you’ve gotten rid of your right! I want a fuck, you know, a fuck, and it’s important for you to fold socks and wash dishes than to have sex with me...” and a couple of proposals in the same spirit. I shrugged, sending the answer, “Man, throw away the grandmother who doesn’t give. Well, or knock in the mouth that would not whisper, and fuck when you go.” I sent and I sat. The chief asks what I do, I say to him, “Yes, Father Battkovich, I got the SMS, the man with the grandmother argued to see, and the number was wrong...” and then he gets the SMS... pause. “I’ll follow your advice... you just deleted the SMS”
and.. x2

Lux: The writer has 8 duplicates of backup! The Eight!
Martin: You still don’t know about him.
Lux: Nuka is surprised
He carries three reserves in his luggage.
This is not a cure. *rofl*

- Here it's easier, you order an enhanced battery on the iPhone and don't pretend that it will be discharged in a day.
- Yes, you order an enhanced battery for a Nokia, and it works without recharge for six months.