Eugen Khv
90% of lazy men think they have a beard
yyy: 90% of lazy women believe that the main thing is the inner world of a man))

I am a coalco!!!! to
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Omnomnom eucalyptus

Your figure is... accurate! ............
Oh yeah! The night at night ?
c) CrazyTosser

xxx: While I was writing I was bored, iphone diligently corrected this word on "sex"
Apple knows what it needs.

The new word in science is often unprinted.

There is an Orthodox University in Moscow, told his former student. All conflicts between the students there were resolved by the established phrase - "God will forgive!" until Bora appeared. In order not to be accused of anti-Semitism or Zionism, I report politically correctly that he was a representative of a very ancient nation. When Bora was especially offended, he breathed and said, “God will forgive. I will record it!”

Since then, this wording has been used...

After graduating from medical school, I began to be afraid of doctors, especially my fellow students.

Discussion of History
Sorry to meet me.
If a barrel named Eva Brown had properly mastered the art of mining, Hitler would have a profound fancy for Jews, tanks, the Red Square, the war for world domination and other boring things.
by Anonymous
Napoleon was far from a barrel, but he was deceived by world domination.
Sorry to meet me.
What for a German is a mind-blowing, mind-blowing, perverted and shameful and all-out fireworks of sex, then for a Frenchman is a quick, routine interruption before breakfast.

Review - "The Queen and the Hunter"

Stewart plays a body for 30 minutes. This is her best role, honestly, she plays great!! to
c) Veoral

Egg comes to chat.

Oleg: Egor – an apple like a tomato

Ivan comes to chat.

Oleg: Ivan - an eagle, like a bacon

Sergey comes to chat.

Oleg: Sergey is a fucking gay

Irina comes to chat.

Irina - the fucking cattle

In the chat comes Thy57ER (?fg77

Fuck, I’m tired here.

Writing by a philologist:

I read your "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo". Interesting, of course, but not Balzac, not Balzac...

From Contact:
I went to him and thought we were hot. He has a siege. I think shit. We’ve been married for 4 years and we’ve got the same amount of time. Everything happened unexpectedly.

Dialogue with Mom:

My daughter, you were in your dream today.
Amy and Sorry.
–...
What did she say at least?
She cried out: "See how you got it! It doesn’t ring, it’s ringing!!" and

Kirill
If you are talking about watches that make sense to buy, that is. The price of a normal mechanic starts from somewhere the same 2,000 euros, as it is self-worthful, and not just a thing that time shows. Although for 2,000 it will be quite mediocre in reliability and accuracy of the product.

Edzieff
Enough of the Patriarch.

Kirill
and ?

Advice in one MMORPG:

If you suddenly encounter a huge group of bloodthirsty monsters, do not be afraid, they are as scared as you.
=) is

YYYY :

O_O
Her grandmother calls her friend who doesn’t get up.
He asks about the blasphemy.
Her grandmother grinned:
"All ok, Marinoch, you can come to visit me...
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These are wonderful jokes, and you say Petrosian...

Exam for Radio Amateur:
Do you have experience working on the air?
- Yes, the operator at the main radio centers of the GRU, FSO, Navy.
It is not counted.

Never hang a colorful shirt in an empty office under the Cradle of Filth.
Especially if you are a 25-year-old.
Cognitive dissonance (Cognitive dissonance)

xxx: I heard on the radio that Assange is still being extradited to Sweden.
YYY: What will the extraction be done?
Zzz: A denaturation of democracy, obviously.
Hubby©

I will not argue with fools.
Yyy: Cool, that means you will never have internal conflicts.