Funny phrase said by a friend who is not intelligent in physics.
They all say that the Higgs boson is the Higgs boson. But see - first there were atoms, then molecules, then electrons-protons-neutrons, then quarks, now here are bosons... I understand, there are subtleties, but still, in my opinion, for God it looks like if you blinded a snowman, went to a side, and a child ran to him. And here, therefore, one little boy breaks a snake and with such a clever look declares - the snowman consists of shells. Everyone kicks so according to, rightly, a smart thought. Then another breaks the compound into two parts and says that it seems that in addition to the compounds, there are also smaller particles - the compounds. And so they break and break everything, and you sit next to them with an ironic smile and think if they look at the snowflakes there or by that time all the crystals will already turn into fine ice dust.

“I was just robbed at the “Tapchan” restaurant in Sokolnikov. I received 45 thousand rubles. I am waiting for the police,” Nigmatullin wrote on his Facebook page.

He will have to wait a long time for the police, she hasn’t been there for six months.

I was a student and was looking for a job for the summer, which I soon found: a guard.
in the factory passage. She stood on the "virtue" and issued passes. Before me, my grandparents worked there, so the smiling young girl was immediately noticed by everyone...Everyone knew my name, I didn’t know anyone:)
XX: Many years have passed, I met a guy (now my husband), who, as it turned out, works in the same factory...
xxx: We walk around the city and meet his colleague, who first said:"Hello, Anjutochka".
My boyfriend, of course, asked me where he knew me.
XXX: The answer was unprecedented!!! to
YYY :?? to
XXX: Through her the whole factory passed!!! to

During the inspection, it was found that agency companies instead of aircraft used cheaper modes of transport – car and sea, and this happened systematically.

There is nothing to add and it is so funny.

and Anya:
Is it a jaguar? The heart and the liver :R
and max:
This is precisely why we need
I want to be heartless and secure.

Article on the Special Route of Russia

In Russia, there is a special spirituality, and they all have consumers there. You go out in the evening - all the spiritual people are sitting on the hooks, Brodsky quotes. After every ten meters - a circle of interest. On the graduation holiday, all the young ladies try to overtake each other with spiritual revelations and intellectual knowledge; and in the morning you go to the center after graduation - a bunch of garbage lies from fragments of Pushkin's poems and sonnets of Petrark and individual counted personalities lie, meditate after meaningful conversations. From every second "nine" on the street sounds Delib and Puccini, and the assured gentlemen on expensive cars with emphasized tranquility pass pedestrians at each crossing. In the evening, the youth closed in the room looking at Goethe and dreaming of meeting his Margarita. Russia has its own spiritual path, not an example to this ruthless, spiritless West!

Can you imagine how great the archaeologists of the future will be?

Hundreds of scientists will break their heads over what computers looked like in the 21st century, and here they get a Russian Post package with my netbook!

5 years ago in our office was an anonymous survey on the topic "how to improve the work of the office".
I suggested to buy eggs in the toilets.
E6 at the stunt!
It has happened!
I know Posey will be reborn!

I look, the list of what a girl should do, everything grows, and grows. Now we have to play games with you and love beer. Otherwise, they did not go to the contest. You know, I’m indifferent to the games, and I can’t tolerate beer. But I like old films, cherry juice and cactus. Tell me, I can now also be upset that the guy doesn't want to watch the tape with Bette Davis, and won't distinguish the mammal from the astrophytum? To tear him out a glass of beer, and force juice to pour? Or are only men entitled to claim a 100% separation of their interests? A strange criterion for evaluating relationships.

Status on one-eyes: “Embrace your enemy!”
The first comment: “Sayed Udo...”

A survival recipe for men:
If your eyes closed the lush pencil
And in the back there was a huge chest and no less a huge stomach.
And I heard from behind: "Who will go?"
In any case, answer: Serega, are you what?
Believe me it will be better.

At night, my husband and I lie in bed, he reads, I am in a note... I hear the spicy stones behind the wall and I say, as if with a hint:
The neighbor is chewing.)
My husband is uncomfortable:
Hopefully with oil... And then, judging by the sounds, it burns...

Well, there should be at least some benefit from a drunk husband!“",” said the husband, taking my crushed iPad and breathing on it.

In the first grade, I bought an Armenian dictionary in a bookstore.
The language. But the words to teach, of course, did not stop. I only learned the alphabet.
During this period, neither the parents nor the teachers knew.
I have no "just a pattern like that"."

Give me a foot! I started writing the same sparkles from the third grade, but only with my fictional letters, even my girlfriends, infected with me, came up with their alphabets. We were four in the class. Then my alphabet was supplemented with special symbols, so that some of the most common words would not be written entirely. The system worked well in school and institute. And now, if I want nobody to understand anything, I write crocodiles))) And yes, because. The computers then just appeared, and the lessons of computer science with basics were, on personal experience I was convinced that I am not friends with programming. Probably the characteristics of the natural science of the mind.

Does anyone remember the man with the dollars and the grandfather on the six?

The 13th (c)

Why are the white bear and the brown bear different species, and the Negro and the European are not?
The Political Correctness.

They rested somehow with the former MC in the company of my girlfriend and his friend.What she had, that he at the time had no sex.Now my former, like a true friend, began to brutally slander them.After some time he broke me in the head the idea:"Genial"he hung a large towel in the room, hanging above his belt, he supposedly started to stand and get angry.After my long "untimely!"he broke me.I hanged a large towel in the room, sat above his belt, he supposedly started to stand and get angry.I sat down and kicked in my knee.
We all cried...

As for cooking:
Communicate with a girl.

I: I’m very good at cooking, now I’m cooking peelings.
girl: ha thinks the pelmeni he cooked)))
I: First glued, and then cooked
girl: o_0... I want you straight 😉

Learn to cook men.

xxx: Is there such a phobia that when you sit on the toilet, you are afraid that it will collapse under you?
yyy: Fuck, friend, I think you discovered something new in psychiatry!

Returns from functions. Imagine there is a girl Olya. All she can do is check whether the number is straight or not. You tell her a number, and she says “yes” if it’s straight, or “no” if it’s not straight.

She does nothing anymore.

And then one day you ask her a number, and she is silent and answers nothing. The cock. And all because she had removed the return operation. She checks the number, but she cannot answer, and you don’t know the answer.

Then she was sent to the institute of neurosurgery and sent a new return in exchange for the removed one. And she again began to answer "yes" or "no". And then the children understood how important it was that the function had a return and why it was needed and how bad it was to live without it.