Judging by how often they advertise Viagra in the breaks of the European Championship matches, it is created convincing that it is watched by impotents.

Endorphin: yesterday heard the most powerful argument for the purchase of Samsung Galaxy
Endorphin: 15-year-old girl grabbed her mom "Well you are who, well he’s yours, square!!and "
Crab Sheriff: Yes
Crab Sheriff: That’s why I also bought it.

Chrysk Funtik predicted Sweden’s victory over Ukraine. Did he know what sentence he signed?! to

Thirty years ago, I wanted to give birth to a girl, and doctors promised to give birth.
The officer was born!
YYY: The boy?
XXX: What kind of boy? I say, I gave birth to a girl, shorts, shorts, sweaters, all like people. and then the Academy of the Ministry of Internal Affairs - and bat, officer!

The feeling that before the last match, the players of the Russian national team were promised citizenship of another country, they ran. And before the present I called and said - sorry, said, I can't.

I’m not sure he needs a doctor.
xxx: he needs a hook, a hook, a helmet with horns
XXX: and the horrendous, soulful robbery!
XXX: Because, well, a man is gone without work!

A commentator on the EURO could not pass by the surname of Samir Nasri:
Nasri is the only footballer who has a Russian bride. Yes, Irina Golovin has a French passport, she is from the French national team in tennis, but she speaks Russian perfectly, but does not know how to read and write in Russian. But she is probably the only Russian-speaking girl who agreed to wear the name Nasri in the future!

[14:52:59] Anastasia: Can I clarify your full name and paternity?
[14:53:15] Olga: Anatoly Anatolyevich

M: Hi alcoholic, how morning?
Not only an alcoholic, but also a perverse. Grisha (son of 6 years) came to me in the morning with an artificial cock in his hands - what is it? Silicon is frozen. Really funny? Can I jump on the wall? Shame on shit.
M is fucking!! Nathalie killed me (
Who forgot to clean up at night?
M: I have my place, it is not mine)))))
I am ?

If necessary, the machine can be quickly configured to manufacture 9 mm ammunition and vice versa.
- And the Soviet pasta caliber 7.62 you think in vain invented? And it is not a joke. Everything was arranged there too. During the invasion, the plants that produced the mask made the blades for grenades, and the canned plants - a shirt.

I just got a guy at work, I wanted to ask how old you are, and I asked how much you have left.

If the manager does not pay, then the warehouse will pay, if not the warehouse, then the issuance, if not the issuance, then the cash, and if everything worked well, then the accounting office will not miss its chance.

The case in Russian:
The girl asks to go to the toilet, but another man has already gone there, and she was not allowed when he returned, then the girl was offered to go out, which she replied: "No, thank you, I already remembered."

I will make a verdict now. Help me, it is heavy.

Program of the TV channel "Culture":
21st to 21st "The Queen of the Virgin"
22-30 "The King of Deer"...

xxx: I sent a comment to the student on the course in response came a letter:
"Lehah, I have subjected everything to the enemy, so that he has taken a look of pity."
Ppc Epic File

How much did the phone cost:

for 8,500 rubles.
YYY: 7800 cats
zzz: 6800 :P
vvv: 6100 + memory card of 8 GB = 6300 )
BBB: Vache for free on the street

I would talk to an old friend who lives in my hometown:
I: How is that punk, Bar? Is he still alive?
Friend is alive. Looking at it, you understand that alcohol and cigarettes are not harmful. You stop believing in mythology :)

Issue 9:59)
What did you do on the weekend?

xxx (10:00) :
I went to a bird park.
in the Kaliningrad region,
there ishacks, pavilions, tigers

yyy (10:00) :
Great birds

My friend told me that I am senseless and I only think about sex.
I invited her to a restaurant, then they went to me, drank a bottle of wine, watched the movie until the end, after the ego went to bed. In the morning after I brought coffee to bed I got this phrase "you’re ugly..." and then she went away dressed.
The girls don’t understand you :)