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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №66406
 02.07.2012
XHHH: Just fixed the printer, you know, they’ve completely shaken up already!
WOW: What now?
Everything is wet inside, the printer is poured with water.
The Nafiga?
The grandmother saw how the obscenity came out of there on the A4 and, until nobody saw, sprinkled holy water inside''

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66405
 02.07.2012
and survived. Just, someone’s female voice hysterically whispered: "They are being raped!!! Yoshuawa..."

[ + 19 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66404
 02.07.2012
I know the password, I want to eat the plumbier, I believe in Brad Pitt, let him save the world.
yyy: I know the password: avada_vs_sport – it was set by Lord Voldemort.
zzz: I know the password, I see the scapegoat, I believe the vampires will save Krasnodar.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №66403
 02.07.2012
Who how, and I think that the sitcoms would be twice as funny if the standard cabaret laughter was replaced by the laughter of Papanov.

[ + 34 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66402
 02.07.2012
Do you remember that I am allergic to fish? So, the parents went to the country, from the food in the refrigerator left only fish canned and medicines. Are they fucking foolish?! to

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №66401
 02.07.2012
XX: Listen to your heart. It will show you the right path.
yyy: That’s fucking, muscle, she doesn’t know how to talk, fucking you’re a drug addict.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66400
 02.07.2012
Tagged with: PZDC
In short, we have the windows to the square.
A white day, I sit on a cucumbers chew, and I hear a whistle. I look with a cucumbers in the window.
The heavens are swimming with pigeons.
In the first second, I don’t know what a gun is.
Somewhere nearby, a box of fireworks was burned.
Oh, or an entire truck, because it was loud, long and silent, for four minutes, even people on the square stopped and looked somewhere outside my house.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tags: Salute to Salute
The pigeons fly and fall.

[ + 32 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66399
 02.07.2012
By the way, at the expense of the carpenter. I built my hair there... they fell out after 3 days... during sex.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66398
 02.07.2012
They say that angels are unclean creatures.
Hm... I’m in heaven!
Fuck you understand, the boy is the boy or the girl, and ask somewhat uncomfortable... exactly angels!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №66397
 02.07.2012
X: Is there anything to read?
Honour our Lord.
XXX: In the sense of work!
YYY: Two numbers?
XXX is fucking!

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66396
 02.07.2012
When he got into a quarrel, he left to spend the night with his parents. I hear through my sleep, the phone rings, at 5 am (his mother).
Yes, my aunt Tan
Masha, where is Roma?
I: With you
She: Where are we?
Probably at home! Where else
She: You know, we decided to sit down with him and drink wine with Vova (Papa Roma). I just ate a salad and that was it. Continued to shrink. There are no Roma and wolves. Where is Roma?
I’ll have a fun maid...that’s there.

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66395
 02.07.2012
HHH: What are you doing?
I drink raw Chelyabinsk tea - without boiling and sugar, and most importantly cold tea.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66394
 02.07.2012
Ordered from Beijing spare parts (total weight 3.5kg) and so the route:
Beijing to Sydney 24 hours
Sydney-Frankfurt 48 hours
Frankfurt-Moscow 12 hours
And then began something untold by human logic!
Moscow 3 days
Moscow-Moscow trial 4 days
Moscow-Nizhny Novgorod 7 days
N.Novgorod-Punkt of issue (in N.Novgorod) 9 days!

[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66393
 02.07.2012
At the insistence of the girl, he did the cleaning in his room. After 2 hours of effort in the midst of the total mist, a large box of computer games for the last 15 years has formed: from a collection of "Best Games-95" to the collections of Warcraft and Assassin's Creed. We sit with her to rest on the only free chair, she is, of course, on my knees. The dialogue:
D: I feel like I am in the room of a 13-year-old teenager!
I: No, at 13 years old, I didn’t sit on my knees like this!
D (thinkingly): Yes, if we were to sit down, maybe there’t be that box...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №66392
 02.07.2012
We are friends like SpongeBob and Patrick =)
No, Ir, you and I are like two Patriots.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66391
 02.07.2012
I searched for used drums for Guitar Hero. I found one guy, writes that the condition is good, the reason for the sale: the type is tired. I called him and came to check how he worked. He sits down, has played one song, the second, then the third, even more enthusiastically, then turns his head to me and says, "Bye, brother, no insults, something has gone out again, so I will not sell until now." I am in shock O.O.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №66390
 02.07.2012
From the Press:
Russian Minister of Culture Vladimir Medinsky, after hearing the opinions of domestic filmmakers, agreed with the proposal of Nikita Mikhalkov to introduce in Russian schools the subject "One hundred best films".

And has Nikita Sergeevich already made a hundred films? and :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66389
 02.07.2012
XXX: people give good advice on registering on stock and suitable for deal Yandex money or deals
YYY: advice grass smoke han or land fly face asphalt

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №66388
 02.07.2012
From the automotive forum on the poor driving of the elderly:

Let’s see where you’ll look when you’re 80 😉
We will be flying in the air on the Lada Krzownik)))


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №66387
 01.07.2012
We are 3 people here and guess how they are all called? :)
YYY: Sereshah, once you fuck there 3, and you Sereshah...

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