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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №57405
 12.12.2011
And I have linux and font normal, and very pleased with the old good pluses :3

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №57404
 12.12.2011
“And this boy you have at work with pink hair, is he... gay?” No, he is an anonymous.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57403
 12.12.2011
News from Yandex:
"The famous ‘Griffon Tower’ is being demolished by local residents".
First thought:" Loving fortress in the Inferno want to rebuild"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №57402
 12.12.2011
work day, we sit playing in warckraft 3, I have the columns sound vary on the whole department, and in our department there is a door with a code lock, that is, only we can open it, and here from the columns the voice of the character "evil is approaching" and immediately knock on the door, not able to open the door at once from laughter

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №57401
 12.12.2011
"Remember the first rule of politics: the outcome does not depend on the number of ballots, but on the wishes of the people who count them!" From the movie "Bands of New York"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №57400
 12.12.2011
What about me, even if my socks can’t always find a pair.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57399
 11.12.2011
From the change of the places of the first persons of the state, the lives of people do not change.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №57398
 11.12.2011
A friend from Oregon - a good, in general, divorced and second married aunt in years - drew her ex-husband to meet me and asked if he could not be settled with me for a while, or he was a type of boomer. I ask, why is he bombarded? In short, the man's story is about this: after retirement, he decided to live on dividends and on the income from leaving some of his housing. He left Oregon to San Diego (where the cost of life goes somewhere beyond the horizon) and in a few years managed to burn completely - according to them, he had to sell literally everything. Judging by the description, his lifestyle was like that of the Kril Strekosa, and at the same time he even managed to argue with friends who supported him.

In general, he returned to Oregon, where his ex-wife, with the consent of her new husband, allowed him to live a little at home, and the type is trying to help start life from the beginning.
In this place I was almost crying out of sympathy, and was ready to provide the poor with shelter and what he needed there... But then he decided to insert a replica from himself. His phrase, after which I sent them both as carefully as possible, was, “If I don’t find a way to improve my financial situation, I might have to sell my plane.”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57397
 11.12.2011
The power party that has just won needs armed protection from the people who have just supported it.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57396
 11.12.2011
Just called the senior of the group, says that today there will be couples until 17:00, although we are not studying on Saturday.
Before that I thought to go to the dacha, now I will go to the Bolotny.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №57395
 11.12.2011
Yozik: PJV 250 mandates, Kamuniaki 90, Zhirik 50 and SPR 60
by Jürgen: =)
The apple has nowhere to fall.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №57394
 11.12.2011
xxx: the guy has to be rude
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: but not always

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №57393
 11.12.2011
About the rally:
The audience’s sympathy prize was awarded by a poster: “I didn’t vote for these bastards! I voted for other shit! Take note of my voice."

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №57392
 11.12.2011
Natasha, let’s buy a wii and a guitar hirow.
You are 21 years old, you have a new laptop, a pedal steering wheel, a helicopter on the control panel, a real guitar, you need a hirou!? to

[ + 126 - ] Comment quote №57391
 10.12.2011
of life.
The girl is late for a meeting for 2 hours, suddenly appears and immediately:
"I am so cute!! It’s not me, it’s all Google!! to
I planned the route in advance (only 30 minutes), I go to the N-stop on the bus, I leave, I cross the road, I have another 5 minutes, and go 3. And here I stop. On the shore! This teaching paved the route across the Moscow-River without a bridge! Back - an hour to go, and on the other hand - wet... Are you not frozen, cat?"

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №57390
 10.12.2011
<me> I was asked yesterday at the entrance of the bar if I have 21)))
<me> with this tone, with a ride, you know, "girl, and you have 21 at all?"
<me> I almost kissed this guard)))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57389
 10.12.2011
The events of the last days prompted the idea: during the rallies in OMON costumes to rob a bank, so that they then catch each other :)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №57388
 10.12.2011
Walking around like this, the zenky pulled out, in ecstasy squeezing - "Ah, what thin wrists, what gentle skin! You are my little princess, blabla, you are only on your arms to wear and protect you from wind and rain.
I sat down to write poems, and I vanilla cleaned the stool and twisted the door to the kitchen closet.
Blowing out for romance.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57387
 10.12.2011
Guilherme Faller: Let us help the Russians. They hated the United States before it became cool.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №57386
 10.12.2011
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! to
Moscow authorities have allowed the rally for 30,000 people, and will even allocate buses for the protesters. At the same time, December 10 is a training day, and the military commissions will look for refugees at the rally.
A genius decision! Gather all the dissatisfied in one place, sink in the buses - and into the forest.
I haven’t been so upset on humorous websites as I have been on news recently.

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