My wife and I go for a walk:

Yes, I took the keys, the phone and the money too. What else needs?
Tagged: brain
8 The Brain? Why Why? I wore my breasts today.

In connection with the expansion of the borders of Moscow and the active construction of the metro under the MKAD,
"A house for sale in the Kaluga region. In walking distance from the metro. So much for you!"

AAA: This is the first time in the UK that a six-colored gay flag is raised over the ministry.
BBB: Yes, it is necessary to cut a small hole in the center of the British flag with a dark canvas to symbolize the greatness of Britain and tolerance at the same time.
CCC: The phrase "I will throw my ass on the British flag" will have a clearer meaning

Comments on "The Olympic fire did not reach London"

During the 1980 Olympics in Moscow was a live broadcast of the Olympic fire. I saw on TV: the runner carried a torch, and a special car was driving nearby. Suddenly the fire in the torch was extinguished. The runner just drove him into the open window of the special car and pulled him out burning again. Olympic fire in Greece. Teleportation was there.

XXX: A stand from the embrace of the virgins except
Yyy: And with a mother fucker like you, the penis doesn’t get up even during sex.

I went out with my wife from the store, and on the stairs a cat, a nurse very.
Wife with a softened voice--"How nice... Let’s cut off his head."
People around began to worry and turn around until we got the fish out of the package.

xxx: Man has already created a series of works "Wonder of the Fairy Forest"
The Chernobyl?
Why is he not a fairy tale for you? Even the heartless dosimeter is delighted there.

yyy-...and if I haven’t had time to lose weight by summer, so now so many clothes hiding shortcomings!
xxx-The main thing is that with these hiding shortcomings of overdrive there was not, or so you will get acquainted with the beauty, and you will bring home, she will take away the caiaque corset!caiaque parallel will pull out of the puddle, to pull the pulling puddles off and even the patch will wash and lick the eyelids off, the overhead hair will remove....shortly stock the men with validol xD

I watched an Indian movie where everyone, crazy, sings. Then some court dumb, now a broadcast on how to squeeze the baked bacon T_T
Q: What is so sad? I would not like switching.
The cat on the controller sleeps (((

A: I also remembered that my husband, even under socialism, saw with his own eyes the document signed by the "triangle": Director-Little, Secretary of the Partnership Bureau-Little, Chairman of the Trade Committee-Hvostyk.

Yesterday I saw the pigeons on the green light of the pedestrian lighthouse crossing the road.

From the forum:

Oh, I forgot to write a joke.)

Preamble: I have a bunch of scanwords in the toilet, I guess, that means, the whole family in minutes of relaxation. Yesterday my younger sister stumbled on me, a 17-year-old blonde girl from the family.

I go to the toilet, I sit down (sorry for the details), I take a scanword slightly overwhelmed. I see that not the husband guessed, the handwriting was not his, so the sister guessed. Well, I see, some words do not coincide, I correct the mistakes and words after it. I see written assignment in a cell : American actor Mickey...

The confident sister's hand is written: Mouse.

I was crying...

XXX: I am in the hole.
XXX is charged. Are there sweaters? Where is the automatic letter replacement in FreeBSD?
xxx: Some swallow has replaced c on c and l on l
YYY :D
xxx with you? How to turn off this hole?? to

On one site, I was called an elite. Am I an elite? I was so surprised that the monocoque barely fell into a cup of tea.
YYY: Yeah, I understand it. It would crumble, probably a fraction of drops would crumble. In general, they say such shocking things unconsciously.
Zzzz: And Lornet can be broken.

I have Napoleonic plans for the weekend =)
Burning in the capital? and ;)
You knew it =)

Our teaching in philosophy, calls the doors to the classroom 1 course "PORTAIL ADA".

I also said that I would not have a wife, I was 11 and I discovered the joys of onanism.

On Friday evening, the neighbors called on the door to ask them to pursue the perforator for the weekend. Is that what they hoped for?! to

XXX is
Yesterday I saw how fast a mother can develop by rushing to help her children.
YYYY
Sound and Light Rest
XXX is
Mom walked on the kittens and two more at once... I saw the cat with a long arrow and heard my mom’s scream)
YYYY
Dracula is with you.
XXX is
Electricity in the case
YYYY
in the case of the lower. to warn)
YYYY
Take your feet off my kids, please, fucking!!!! to

1>> guys what are you talking about? What drunkards? The knives can be removed from the knives. only wet sharpening and only on Japanese stones. Except for the Japanese, nobody understands this.
2>>only "dry" sharpening on diamonds from DMT :)
3>> guys, do not argue. Nevertheless, the best sharpening is on a moist iron wood brush, squeezed with fine crushed sapphire, removed from JLC or PP glass, carried out in a full moon on the top of Matterhorn. Significantly improves the performance of Appenzeller during the sharpening process. On the thin end - you can whistle Wagnerovsky "Flight valkyrie".