Russia burned last summer. Russia is sinking this summer.
Yyy: There will be something with copper tubes next year!

My life has never changed so cool. I was really excited to wait for the morning. Expectations, dreams of tomorrow and thinning in the stomach. Who would know that the recipe for happiness is so simple - to sit on a diet that you can not eat after 6 p.m.

Kodai: For me, an umbrella is an amulet of rain. And it works unwaveringly. I have been wearing the new umbrella for the third year, never used.

From Mail VIO:
I lubricated the hard disk with machine oil. The computer is not on at all. What oil was it?

Dwarf (00:40:51 9/07/2012)
There was no sex :(
Male (00:40:57 9/07/2012)
fucking
Dwarf (00:41:02 9/07/2012)
No the mouse.

A sister in the sixth month of pregnancy, on the market, spinning in front of the mirror, I was worried:
Do you think she won’t fill me?

"Hello to you! Can I fill your bar and drink a beer if I’m 16 years old but I have a note from my parents with the real signature that I’m allowed and my friend is 14 but I’ll write to him too. Is it possible?and "

The first rule of a time traveler is not to go to a party with Stephen Hawking.

From Twitter:
Trolls answer: I charge my #sgs3 once every two days!
YYYYYYYYY Do you go on a day with your phone?

Judging by the situation on the beach, with the task of losing weight by summer, the beautiful half of humanity did not cope ><

by Peter. The White Night. A planned walk. The guy suits.
He is interested in us:
I am from Moscow. The tourist. Where can I find a taxi?
We are :
You are in Peter. Do you need a car and a bordel?! to

My ex-girlfriend sent me on Skype.
Tanya: I’m going to marry you named Anton
As stupid as it was, so it remained.

Reviewing the cartoons with his daughter, I came to the conclusion that Vinnie Pooh is much more pig than Pentagon.

In general, the big breasts are looked at by those whose milk on their lips has not yet dried up.

Insomnia has its advantages - the odoring alarm in the yard at three o’clock at night interferes with everyone, but not you.

* ` So, you entered the tractor... a crowd of fun people stood before you... Somewhere in the corner, some man is already working in the whole " some girl whose buttocks are already quite broken... Behind one of the tables there were five people who called you to themselves... The tractor was not visible.
* Tarvus in the sense of processing?
[00:03] `: Tarvus, I explain, not very gently "likes"
* Tarvus comes in the sense?
[00:04] `No, the process has already gone further
Are the tarous kissing? I am simply interested.

What are your plans for Saturday?
yyy - And why I have a bad feeling... I and Alla go to "Bless". Do you want with us?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX You know, I am now in the ass and with the instinct and with the job, they will be borrowed.If I introduce my girlfriend, they will switch to her with questions who she is, what she is doing, I will not be so.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Ladies and gentlemen, let Ira suffer :-)
xxx - Irka I can't show them))) Reasons for covering will be added))) +she doesn't know about the exception yet, on Fig such news. No, you don’t think, when I break it all, I’ll tell her.
Yyyy – No, I disagree with you. Because I don’t want to lie. Two - this story will emerge sooner or later, and Irina will spoil my hair. Three for the show. I fear only three things: escalators, surprises, and familiarity with my parents.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I will buy you tickets for everything until the end of the summer))) When I go to work)) Mamachen will eat me without salt, right!
Yyyy – Do you hit my compassion? Okay I persuaded. But, you know, it’s not like a man – a girl to cover up like a shield.
XXX, in full accordance with the traditions of the people. When you need to comfort the evil dragon, he is sacrificed a princess virginity)))

In a moment the phrase "I am not drinking sober!" sent me into the deepest hangover.

Moral: If the girls didn’t ring us in real life, there would be no internet.

How strange... Some people write that we are all whores, that we start having sex almost 7 years old, and that no matter where you spit, the girls themselves hang and ask. Others immediately complain that we drive them and avoid sex in every way. Are you from different planets?

Eugene (19:49:24 8/07/2012)
I am a young man, I am a young man, I am a young man, I am a young man, I am a young man, I am a young man.
I went to the toilet, then cap.
After a while, the steward came to us and grit:
The grandmother saw you and asked, “Daughter, are there adults in the cabin?”