XXX is out. During the shipment, a liquid burned to extinguish the fire.

As you know, the application "Yandex.Metro" can show which station you are currently at. How good it would be if this app had the function "Wake up on such a station"...

I watch yesterday "Let’s get married", there show photos of another participant and comment:
Alena dreams of visiting Italy because she looks like a shoe.
I even approached the TV - look at the girl closer.

Judging by the stories of the Russian Post, their main office is still not in Russia, but in the Bermuda Triangle.

Who should be afraid on the road (rating from experienced drivers):

1st Jigsaw at Six
The young boy on the ninth

With a great break,

Three "Kiss" on a rough car.

The dirty struggle is the struggle for the cleanliness of the ranks.

In a familiar neighbor through the wall in the kitchen, the closet was hanged...- on bars, which came out of the wall of my friend for 20 cm.
No, she did not go to arrange the scandal, but at night she took a hammer and hit the stitches... The sting, the bell of the beaten dishes.. mat and so on... Neighbors hit the stitches, hanged the closet and gathered the dishes... The next night she repeated the procedure – the sting, the bell of the dishes, the sting...
After the second time apparently something was wrong, and the neighbors pulled out the spikes...

Great to be on vacation! I want to clean up, I want to wash, I want to clean up... And I want a psychic and I want to go to the country! I will water, polish, dig...

The oldest erotic drawing found in France".
It is not surprising that such a painting was found in France. Probably the oldest rock drawing of the self-propelled apparatus will be found in Russia.

What if I come home with someone else’s bag in my pocket?
The wife’s answer is: the predator.

Before the start of Euro 2012, we organized a totalizator at our office. Before each match, we make predictions and give off a certain amount. Because of the totalizator, we were all overwhelmed, but we only got to the morder on Monday. Arriving in the darkest state of mind after the disgraceful loss of our chief "commandor" in the morning approached the door, at which he was surprised to find that the victorious in the talent of intuition is still there:

and so. And what fox, when the whole country eats the validol in packs and tears the hair on its head and ass, sweat the sweat-growing stitches at this moment?

Rushing into the computer seat, Sereza shrugged:

I am not a bitch, I am a bitch.

<xxx>: I'm going to be a shaker at the wedding, don't you know what to do there?
<yyy>: Rejoice that you are not married

On June 16, 2012, it was announced that the operation of MMM-2011, the contributions to the participants is promised to return within two to three months at the expense of the contributions of MMM-2012.

Idiots will pay idiots.

From Mavrodi’s website:

andquot; in short. Do not worry or be nervous, we will destroy everything, and you will get everything. This is not a promise!! I just think so. :-)) "

I talked to a friend about my yoga trip:
At first it was hard, of course.
But your girlfriend should be pretty good with you in bed. 😉
- Oh, haha... I smoothly, with a snake, flow on the plate and hide behind the pillow, you passionately throw away the pillow.))) and there two eyes erotically look at you from under the hose, aesthetically wrapped in the right leg!!! to
- ))))))))))))

XXX: If you are not allowed to protect the diploma, what then? Protection is postponed to next year.
WOW: Yes
Are you studying or not studying this year?
ZZZ: You serve

Talk about vacancies
They also have a vacancy as a bulldozer engineer!!! 1
XXX: The Company of My Dreams
YYY: )))))))))))))))))))))
XXX is (
They need men.
yyy: :) infringement of rights
xxx: this is like something classy, so men) and as cassiers and cleaners - so women (
I don’t want to work at McDonald’s this summer.
I want to ride a bulldozer (

In Magnitogorsk has fallen the size of Magnitogorsk.

We have in the city such comrades activists, in the morning run with slogans for a healthy lifestyle, and in the evening quash like damned in the sauna.

The inscription on the chocolate Mars "Everything will be in chocolate!" in such a heat is worth understanding literally...