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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №65986
 23.06.2012
yyy: I woke up from the fact that my husband in the hallway sweetly sang: "Even a little, - a teaspoon, It's already good!
She wandered and was ready to immerse herself in childhood memories, but then she saw through the open door how the younger carries the pot.
XXX: Oo

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65985
 23.06.2012
It is rather strange. The Simpsons have eight fingers on both hands. Their number system is decimal. It should be eighty. Why is none of them worried about this? Something is wrong in their world, and they don’t even suspect it.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65984
 23.06.2012
A terrible story from one forum with the preservation of all the signs:
He picked up (a long time ago) atonia, laid it on the table and went to the kitchen for coffee. I come. The younger daughter took him and looked at him. The cold horror grabbed my heart. Probably something in my voice was like this... Shortly, when I (with a bowl in my hand) asked the bowl to put the phone in place, she in horror dropped it to the floor (half-picked). I fell out of fear! She stumbled and came up to him...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65983
 23.06.2012
<kuzya[office] Átha2> here at the building
<kuzya[office] Átha2> the installor fell from the sixth floor
<kuzya[office] Átha2> ambulance stands out, guy alive, a few bruises

<kuzya[office] Átha2> ambulance has left, the guy is working again)
<RACE> they unexpectedly changed one Uzbek to another

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65982
 23.06.2012
Yesterday I went to give plasma.
WOW: And how did you accept?
HH: Yes, it is okay.
What is the glucose with your plasma?
No, there is no glue. I am a plasma donor.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65981
 23.06.2012
xxx: 3rd day torment 2 questions - yandex does not know
1st Why does Cristiano play in a shirt with a long sleeve? There is the same heat, everyone else runs short.
2nd In my elevator, more than 6 buttons at the same time are not pressed for some reason.

YYY: on his hands he tattoos like pressing more than 6 buttons!!!!! to

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65980
 23.06.2012
I finally bought my sunglasses.
111: Instruction pleased: "Do not expose to direct sunlight"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65979
 23.06.2012
AmericaCap: Our national team lost to the Greeks because it understood that if it lost to the Germans on June 22, its members would be the first victims of the death penalty moratorium.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №65978
 22.06.2012
Dumb and foolish advertisers.
It is not "laike" but "laike"!

Inhabitants of the Far North.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65977
 22.06.2012
From the discussion of the film "Abraham Lincoln the Vampire Hunter":
It is difficult to find in our history a figure of a politician to whom the overwhelming majority without fear and discussions would give an oxytocin call.

In vain you are so. Ivan the Terrible, for example, would be perfectly suited, he would know where the best place for vampires to put in.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65976
 22.06.2012
I probably love my city for the patience of the sellers.
I stand in the store "East" in line for a half-pound of Water. on the showcase the inscription on the sheet a4 with the mark "There is no quinoa!" Suitable guy reads the inscription and asks "-And what quinoa is not?" The seller silently takes the sheet with the inscription turns and writes with the mark "There is no quinoa at all!" and hangs back. As I left, I heard the question with a woman’s voice "- What is quasa not at all?" The curtain!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65975
 22.06.2012
XXXX: Hi Sirotka!
Don’t call me a serpent, I’ve talked about it before.
XX: I don’t understand why?
UUU: Because, b..t, a bracelet is when a lot of people go out in the field, take off their pants and crash. And I am Sergei.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65974
 22.06.2012
from the Hubble, comments to the article about the gigapixel camera

Why the photo h/b?

It’s not a picture like that, it’s the world like that... after the blast.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65973
 22.06.2012
Commentary on the photo:
I’d say something, but I’m afraid you’ll understand it yourself. 😉
Be afraid, I understand

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65972
 22.06.2012
Today Kurt Cobain, leader of Led Zeppelin, is 50 years old.
YYY: It’s a pity that Michael Jackson left them, he was a good drummer

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65971
 22.06.2012
Guild chat in WoW

Cocktail enters the game world.
Nicole is out of the game world.
[Graywarrior]: Cocaine, Nicotine, and Alcoholics are not in the guild?
She was amused.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65970
 22.06.2012
All my life I did not think about age, I understood that I became a starper when discussing a 28-year-old girl with a friend asked him a question, and fuck you this little girl.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65969
 22.06.2012
Lower towns continue to burn over the law on rallies:

Notification of public event.
Form: Bus No. 3 "Go home, it’s time to go home! andquot;
Estimated number of participants: 30 people.
Go home with friends and unfamiliar passengers.

Please place the metal detectors at the stop in advance to prevent evacuations.
I also ask for additional OMON forces to prevent people from entering bus No. 3 after that. There will be 30 people.

Probably the meeting will be uncoordinated again :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65968
 22.06.2012
Snowman
If you’re doing bad things, I’ll watch movies with Pepper.
Vanya
Are there any of them?!
Snowman
I see chess.
Filmography
2012 People in Black 3 Playing Himself
Vanya
I will not look at people in black.
Snowman
I watched it, but I don’t remember it there.
Per the alien is a ugly guy.
or sludge

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65967
 22.06.2012
Roosevelt 0:48
You need to keep yourself in shape.
Roasted 0:49
At least in what
L!NK$ 0:49
I keep myself in the form of a ball.

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