Dimon
Fuck, how is it?

k0s7er
Write it simply! Today I had a lot of sex with a very beautiful slim girl.

Dimon
So did you make your guitar? :D

k0s7er
by Diane! =) is

From SMS:
Johnny department and carnival paralysis split O-O
YYY: Who is it?
Vanessa the Fuck Parade! And Johnny is his mother Depp!"

The auto replacement win 6.5 is even cooler than the iPhone))

CHC: Today, while I was on an inter-city bus, I saw men who enthusiastically cut out small trees near the road to install a banner with the inscription “Forest is our wealth!”

From the Belarusian rapper Zeman:

What was the name of the girl you had last sex with?
I hope I haven’t had my last sex yet.

I only help those with whom I sleep.

YYY: Right, you don’t help yourself – no one will help you.

Yes, I have a black belt on my shoulder, I will dig your grave in 5 minutes.

It is better to speak with a full mouth than to be silent with a full cheek. by Mike Tyson

[PSK]HANA MANATANA: Do you have a tattoo on your shoulder?
UnLenin: It’s cool for now. In adulthood, it is a shame. My father, while sitting, painted his whole body. Five years ago I had to get rid of all my tattoos because I was ashamed.
[PSK]HANA MANATANA: Tattoos in the area are completely different
[PSK]HANA MANATANA: There they are not just killed
Hannah Manatana: Why I Sitting
UnLenin: He swallowed from the balda to the back of the angel's wing, and on the whole right hand - the frigate "Brigantis".
Hannah Manatana: Hollowed
Hannah Manatana: Your Father Has Been Hunted
Hannah Manatana: Let’s Go?
UnLenin: You know, it would be awful...not if he was a churchman, ah!
Hannah Manatana: Hide Your Father
Hannah Manatana: Changing an Apartment to Bath

C of Habra:

Article "The Russian government is dissatisfied with the Internet".

The first comment:

The Russian government is dissatisfied.

In 2012, among the winners of the award "Silver Calos" was Vladimir Gundyaev (Patriarch Kirill), who received it in the nomination "Hands on the elbow in Miracles" for "The Immaculate Disappearance of Clocks".

Conversation in Japanese Style

XXX: Mother San
Tagged: Papa San
ZZZ: Node San
xxx: what a knot
zzz: San is a knot :)

nz_reg: And I’ve noticed the times when there were all schoolchildren on the Internet. It seemed normal :(

XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: The proga that I wrote yesterday, I replace
Couldn’t you write without lying?

A: You would have liked wealth... The Homosex-daughter is disgusting and terrible.

B: Making two mistakes in a word of four letters is disgusting and terrible.

C: You put a man in a deadlock... Now he’ll look for a word of four letters :O)

Snowmiracle: How are you at work?
Gala: It is terrible...
Snowmiracle: What is it?
It is forced to work (

And Arshavin would like to wish only one thing: that ALL, no matter whether it is a chef in a restaurant, a sanitary worker making his crane and others, answered the same thing: that we did not meet your expectations - your problems.

My husband and I hanged a turnip in the warehouse.
XHH: And from time to time they were stuck up there.
The uninformed diric thought we were bumping there.
Go find the vodka :)
Oh shit, I found it!! O_O

A community dedicated to sensuality photography. A few photos on the belt of the naked lady in flowers, but everywhere she is back, then on the shoulders, then wrapped in something transparent, but not too much. The comments.

p_ta_x: this is the feeling that there is a preparation for the masterpiece... this is all near, but the main frame is not yet.
shpong: it is necessary as tactically said that the topic of the seeds is not disclosed

I work in a restaurant in St. Petersburg. After the first day of the summit, the whole top of Kyrgyzstan came to us with all the bodyguards. It was very clever on their part. Because the Chief Kyrgyz we have never known.

A punishment to all criminals!! (Part of 1)

In the house, the cat is protected from trouble. A murderer and a mouse. Fun for children. Old men and consolation.

When the cat is obedient to the master's word, he does not cause disorder in the kitchen, he does not throw potts out of the oven, he does not eat at night, the goodness in the house rests. and peace.

Do not dissolve the window of your terrace unnecessarily. and dissolve the networks to strengthen. In order for the cat bird to see free from the window to the courtyard will not pass away, by the will of God will die.

Eating and drinking the cat in moderation. “Kitikatov” and “viscas” of overseas denials. But give better cheese, as much as is necessary, meat of a cow or calf, but not fish of the sea or river. And the fucking ones.

A cat's doctor needs a special one to smell the skin from different parasites with infusions of fragrances. After that, once a year, he wounded the back of the cattle with a curative needle.

And if the young cat is vanity and self-righteous, take him by the right hand of the gate. Yes, in the rabbits the naked looking spikes, the saliva in the haru splash, and the fingers of the shoes on the mouths of the lupus. If it is not useful, repeat. Hell will not ask for mercy softly and loudly. Let go of mercy!