xxx: I’m always overwhelmed by pictures of naked models sitting on something or worst of all lying in the sand.

YYY: It is overwhelming, you say?

Something at home is like this today.
I: Oh, I'm sorry, I wanted to make a mess as always, but I didn't have time.

by habr:
maeln0r22: Respect for the girls who think that the Aitishniks are cool :)
Sterhel22: Ah, both of us.

The Mithra:
Married people are like that! For them, the peak of their passion is to buy a liter of sunflower oil when their wife asked for half a liter. She asked for a black baton, and he asked for a white baton! I make her crazy!

The acquaintance was delighted.
I have such a great shirt. I don’t know where to wear it.
Q: What is the T-shirt?and :)
A: Black with yellow inscription
I: Well what? Written what?
D: "I do not give!"
I have no place to wear??? and :)
I am not :-(

My wife after the second childbirth said:
All, dear, now to increase the reliability of contraceptives we will combine: Interrupted sexual intercourse, condoms, a spiral... Well, complete abstinence!)

Every person has a brain device, just like any complex device, there is a protection against the fool, and therefore not everyone is able to turn it on. Not to be used improperly.

When the hand washes the hand, they have hygiene, and we have corruption.

An anthropologist proposed to the children from the African tribe to play one game.He placed a basket with fruits near the tree and announced, addressing the children: "The one of you who first reaches the tree will be awarded all the sweet fruits." When he made a sign to the children to start the race, they fastened their hands and ran all together, and then all sat together and the delicious fruits.
The astonished anthropologist asked the children why they ran all together, because each of them could enjoy the fruits personally for themselves. The children answered, “Obonato.” Is it possible for one to be happy when everyone else is sad? “Obonato” in their language means “I exist because we exist.”
Let us stay together!

Only with age, you begin to realize that the batin belt was a friendly encouraging grasp.

Graduation happens once in a lifetime. Try to remember something.
You can also drink champagne and vodka at the institute.

Announcement in the magazine:
I sell a fish knife. and healthy. Sold due to relocation. Fish is predatory, with small ones should not contain, can eat. And with those that do not fit in the mouth - it is not aggressive"

Let the students have a separate Internet!! to

HHH
In Moscow, you have to go.
Five thousand pieces of paper.
See also :D :D :D

Surogat is the unofficial oil-producing capital of Russia. If you are a fool who thinks that there is no life behind this world, and all the poor and foolish are alive, then go and kill yourself at the wall. With respect, the resident of

Smoking is like diarrhea. It seems to be his own fault, and shameful, and harmful to health, and he himself does not like it, but the fucking stop!

And seriously, I’ve always dreamed of writing a book that would end with the word “mayonnaise.”

Every second girl is looking for a boyfriend athlete, but at the same time she drinks and smokes. What is meaning?

I’m waiting for you to wake up, either your conscience to go for a walk with me, or your libido to have sex with me. and ;)

Oeee

The discussion of a gigapixel camera

flash2048: Stick the top of the cell phone, and there will be the most rumbling camera...)
Hior: Do you know what type of camera battery will be needed?
flash2048 :It can be easier: a long cable and a fork in the socket.
hior: or diesel generator
zloool: Judging by the comments here the supreme council of HTC gathered

by Nadja:
I hate lying policemen, I need to hold the wheel, and I want breasts not to fall out of the fence.