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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №65666
 17.06.2012
Red Gigurda: Throw the titles of books with the original plot (unusual)
Lenka: K. Chukovsky "Tarakaniště" A criminal thriller about freezing that terrorizes the local population. The least morally stable fellow citizens, in an atmosphere of oppressive fear, descend to cannibalism and meaningless brutal murders. The dismissed authority offers to execute the newly-appointed criminal leader of two girls and drugs, but even the most courageous and experienced mercenaries proved powerless before the tyrant. But here from distant countries comes a gray and invisible boy who does not like this situation very much.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65665
 17.06.2012
What do these birds eat?
After such a storm! He grabbed the bush to the laying position, washed off the rope from underneath the blanket, but the pigeon guano from the roof of the lower balcony did not even lose sight.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65664
 17.06.2012
Some people think that women make us weaker.
Someone is stronger.
I think women make us.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №65663
 17.06.2012
Ever since my child started walking, I’ve been looking for a TV controller in the washing machine.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65662
 17.06.2012
Disputes on Torrent

Mistakes, failures... better buy a license
Buffalo: not better but more expensive... by the way, you are not a tatar at the time?
I guess I guessed it? ?
Buffalo: You are burning with your comments, you are neither Russian nor Jewish.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65661
 17.06.2012
If your husband:
1st I drove for the disc with the game to the other end of the city.
2nd I’m glad you work on the weekend. It can be placed in plasma.
Three For the phrase "o, see - breasts" the reaction of zero...
Then, with a high probability, you can see the diabolic brain. and :)

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65660
 17.06.2012
Evgeny Onegin is a typical hipster and major, because he:

The hero does not work.
Living on another’s account.
Tushes on cockroaches and cloves.
It is made of cheap pants.
Giving away normal girls.
Making a manicure.
She complains of depression.
by Gandon

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65659
 17.06.2012
From the top "Aliens better not look for".

X: Famous American physicist Stephen Hawking insists on ending the SETI (Search for Alien Civilizations) project as soon as possible. The fears of the scientist are based on the fact that representatives of a civilization, who managed to catch the calling Earth and appear on the call, with a high probability can show aggression towards the Earthans. According to astronomers, stopping the SETI project makes no sense, since humanity has already had a good time to "inherit" in space. In addition to the radio signals sent into space as part of the SETI project, the Earth has been actively signaling its existence through television, radio and radar over the past 60 years. Astronomers joke that the first American comedies, released in 1951, have already spread to 6,000 star systems. If one of them has a highly developed civilization, it already knows about our existence.

Y: When they see House 2, I think the star of death will come.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65658
 17.06.2012
Prosecutors requested 2
Longer than 62 years old
A philanthropist?

In the U.S., amnesty is very common, and lawyers can charge with appeals. It is for this reason that for serious crimes there are deadlines that knowingly exceed the life of a person. To after the appeal, the judge dropped a couple of decades of sentence, and the defendant still broke up in jail.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №65657
 16.06.2012
nt> the carpet must be removed
lx> No place to hang and nothing to beat
nt> At the children's playground on the tournament, baseball beat
Lx> Shame on the neighbors
nt> and we at night
lx> In masks, and without fuel, I’m going to scream "where is the money, shit?!And you are complaining "do not beat me, I will return everything!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65656
 16.06.2012
Aaaaaah, the man you woke up by a friend, at the stadium, during the match Ukraine-France – you made my day!
So exactly to transmit the attitude to the game of Ukraine in this match will not be able to any comments!!!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №65655
 16.06.2012
Stumon: Remember, you asked to show your breasts and said "only after the wedding"?
alfeya74: You are late, I already have a husband
So let’s show it!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65654
 16.06.2012
The mother democracy:
To cook with meat or without?
I: as you want.
A: There is no meat.
I: So what is the choice?
I can’t cook at all :)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №65653
 16.06.2012
taken from the forum, spelling observed)
Without a name: where is it more crazy to hide a corpse, so sure?? to
The body can be hidden in the subway. People in the subway are almost no different from the bodies, so you can completely free to hide the bodies in the subway. Some people in the subway even smell like dead bodies, so your hidden body may never be found.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65652
 16.06.2012
xxx: Kirill, our director generally endorsed the agreement, but he has some strange remarks to me. Their essence is as follows:...

Olga, thank you very much! I am glad that we were able to agree on all the important conditions, and your early comments will be taken into account - I will now insert them into the contract.

Tagged with: fucking

Q: I am sorry?! to

YYY: It is strange!!! to

WOW: I apologize...

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65651
 16.06.2012
Kanarey: What are you busy with?
Ozzy-ris: A girl will come to me today. I clean up so as not to hit my face.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65650
 16.06.2012
I love the rain.
XXX and Coffee
HH: And I also have a cloth plate.
Oh, but fucking
I am a programmer.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65649
 16.06.2012
So that all the important information TV employees learned after the advertisement!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65648
 16.06.2012
Is physiology really written off?
Yyy: No, there is a smoke (
What if I come with a microphone?
yyy:hz, that year Sanya wrote, well who in the army.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65647
 16.06.2012
We have in the office, in order to boil the tea, you need to turn off the internet. The tea and the modem stand next to it)))), and the root is one. And there is no money in the office for a trio! But it is for this reason that the whole office, as it was ordered, at 10 a.m. and 15 p.m. goes to the kitchen to drink tea. Since our secretary Olya includes a tea bar to serve the chef tea, and everything else becomes just nothing to do....))))

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