Red Gigurda: Throw the titles of books with the original plot (unusual)
Lenka: K. Chukovsky "Tarakaniště" A criminal thriller about freezing that terrorizes the local population. The least morally stable fellow citizens, in an atmosphere of oppressive fear, descend to cannibalism and meaningless brutal murders. The dismissed authority offers to execute the newly-appointed criminal leader of two girls and drugs, but even the most courageous and experienced mercenaries proved powerless before the tyrant. But here from distant countries comes a gray and invisible boy who does not like this situation very much.

What do these birds eat?
After such a storm! He grabbed the bush to the laying position, washed off the rope from underneath the blanket, but the pigeon guano from the roof of the lower balcony did not even lose sight.

Some people think that women make us weaker.
Someone is stronger.
I think women make us.

Ever since my child started walking, I’ve been looking for a TV controller in the washing machine.

Disputes on Torrent

Mistakes, failures... better buy a license
Buffalo: not better but more expensive... by the way, you are not a tatar at the time?
I guess I guessed it? 😉
Buffalo: You are burning with your comments, you are neither Russian nor Jewish.

If your husband:
1st I drove for the disc with the game to the other end of the city.
2nd I’m glad you work on the weekend. It can be placed in plasma.
Three For the phrase "o, see - breasts" the reaction of zero...
Then, with a high probability, you can see the diabolic brain. and :)

Evgeny Onegin is a typical hipster and major, because he:

The hero does not work.
Living on another’s account.
Tushes on cockroaches and cloves.
It is made of cheap pants.
Giving away normal girls.
Making a manicure.
She complains of depression.
by Gandon

From the top "Aliens better not look for".

X: Famous American physicist Stephen Hawking insists on ending the SETI (Search for Alien Civilizations) project as soon as possible. The fears of the scientist are based on the fact that representatives of a civilization, who managed to catch the calling Earth and appear on the call, with a high probability can show aggression towards the Earthans. According to astronomers, stopping the SETI project makes no sense, since humanity has already had a good time to "inherit" in space. In addition to the radio signals sent into space as part of the SETI project, the Earth has been actively signaling its existence through television, radio and radar over the past 60 years. Astronomers joke that the first American comedies, released in 1951, have already spread to 6,000 star systems. If one of them has a highly developed civilization, it already knows about our existence.

Y: When they see House 2, I think the star of death will come.

Prosecutors requested 2
Longer than 62 years old
A philanthropist?

In the U.S., amnesty is very common, and lawyers can charge with appeals. It is for this reason that for serious crimes there are deadlines that knowingly exceed the life of a person. To after the appeal, the judge dropped a couple of decades of sentence, and the defendant still broke up in jail.

nt> the carpet must be removed
lx> No place to hang and nothing to beat
nt> At the children's playground on the tournament, baseball beat
Lx> Shame on the neighbors
nt> and we at night
lx> In masks, and without fuel, I’m going to scream "where is the money, shit?!And you are complaining "do not beat me, I will return everything!"

Aaaaaah, the man you woke up by a friend, at the stadium, during the match Ukraine-France – you made my day!
So exactly to transmit the attitude to the game of Ukraine in this match will not be able to any comments!!!! to

Stumon: Remember, you asked to show your breasts and said "only after the wedding"?
alfeya74: You are late, I already have a husband
So let’s show it!

The mother democracy:
To cook with meat or without?
I: as you want.
A: There is no meat.
I: So what is the choice?
I can’t cook at all :)

taken from the forum, spelling observed)
Without a name: where is it more crazy to hide a corpse, so sure?? to
The body can be hidden in the subway. People in the subway are almost no different from the bodies, so you can completely free to hide the bodies in the subway. Some people in the subway even smell like dead bodies, so your hidden body may never be found.

xxx: Kirill, our director generally endorsed the agreement, but he has some strange remarks to me. Their essence is as follows:...

Olga, thank you very much! I am glad that we were able to agree on all the important conditions, and your early comments will be taken into account - I will now insert them into the contract.

Tagged with: fucking

Q: I am sorry?! to

YYY: It is strange!!! to

WOW: I apologize...

Kanarey: What are you busy with?
Ozzy-ris: A girl will come to me today. I clean up so as not to hit my face.

I love the rain.
XXX and Coffee
HH: And I also have a cloth plate.
Oh, but fucking
I am a programmer.

So that all the important information TV employees learned after the advertisement!

Is physiology really written off?
Yyy: No, there is a smoke (
What if I come with a microphone?
yyy:hz, that year Sanya wrote, well who in the army.

We have in the office, in order to boil the tea, you need to turn off the internet. The tea and the modem stand next to it)))), and the root is one. And there is no money in the office for a trio! But it is for this reason that the whole office, as it was ordered, at 10 a.m. and 15 p.m. goes to the kitchen to drink tea. Since our secretary Olya includes a tea bar to serve the chef tea, and everything else becomes just nothing to do....))))