A man calls his year-old daughter Clyde. She says when she sleeps so cute, and when she wakes up - all fucking!

Mail to Diablo 3 chat:
Good morning to all!
2 Is it morning? OO

Article on the Hubble "Why, why and how did I buy apartments in California?"

How did you learn a duck to swim in the pool?
The most appropriate comment! Bravo to!
Here everyone started on the reliability of investments, on property tax, visas and formalities of registration.
You are at work right away!

I would like to ask you not to express yourself in the presence of these small subjects.

Hi you pu!
“Hello, eyes, nose and mouth!”! to

How did you get with your "wits" about football and "victory" of Russia... And I absolutely get rid of it! Because this fermented patriotism, this joy for the victory of the country in an absolutely none-needed foolish game with the ball are intended only to divert your attention from the real problems that in the country are only bore, not solved! Not going to the clinic, turn. And you get - doctors joke, you will recover or not, they are not going to worry about such salaries for you. At the stop came - 40 minutes stand, fuck, wait. Is it cool in summer, and in the frost? Corruption EVERYWHERE, even in kindergartens - you can put a child there even after 2 years of waiting, without giving money to the director's foot.
And you, fucking, are proud of this country, because its national team hunted the ball better than the Czechs?! Yes, I would have moved to the Czech Republic this moment to live, if possible, because there is a level of life! Even if their team lost forever.

And most importantly, if so. Why does a man need a tubus?

Well, it’s just simple – beer bottles can be thrown in it. The rest is a mystery, too.

Artificial aging of mice and the genes of youth:

Vanja (15:12:41 10/06/2012)
They will soon find out how to be forever young.

Vanja (15:12:53 10/06/2012)
You’ll fuck out the body and then it turns out that it’s 80 years old.

sergey (15:13:01 10/06/2012)
Beautiful and experienced.

sergey (15:13:05 10/06/2012)
I have 126 too.

Constantine: Do you want to reconsider something?
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A new superhero?
Tags: Soviet times
A daring boy from the area was bitten by a radioactive rabbit who escaped from a scientific laboratory named Joseph Stalin. He gained the power to eat carrots in infinite quantities and whiten them in the winter. He realized that his power was too great for evil. He decided to use it for good. He is alone against the evil and enemies of the Soviet Union. He is a brave!
The Fed.
Go to sleep!

I only love mosquitoes at night.

loss, 10.06.2012 19:27:58:
There were pediatric tests.
My Kent comes out of the office, his grandmothers ask "how were the questions? It is complicated"
Loss, 19:28:30
"It is a shit! The most difficult thing was about these...
About the Children"

Comments from the cinema:
X: A great movie... a little depressing, but it can’t be different... see what’s happening now with the younger generation, the depreciation (including in Russia).
Y: From the mouth of the victim sounds funny.)

by DROM'a:
xxx: we have 4 cats and dogs at home, I have to say in half a voice "yooptvayumati!", in the bustle.

" Attention to you! The sex machine does not include an electric drive. As an electric drive you can use any construction drill or screwdriver."

Here's why the neighbor behind the wall always drills something in the morning on the weekend!
One mystery is less.

What did it mean to us at the party?
Yes, so the rum was good.)

Commentary on the girl's photo:

He says, “You are a wanderer!
She: Thank you...
You are Ahuena 2! I just came here again to see!

Most women spend a bunch of money and time to attract a man, but only to say with a proud look.

In response to the story of the "Earth tribute to the master self-made".

In the early 1850s. The Russian Empire began deliberately deteriorating relations with the Ottoman Empire to provoke the Sultan to declare war. Then it was thought that the brave Russian soldiers would deal with the Turks in two ways - and it was likely, but Britain and France intervened in the war... In general, everyone heard about the Crimean War.

So, in 1853, in order to provoke the sultan, the lord Nikolai Palych sent the prince Alexander Menchikov (the grandson of the same Menchikov) as an ambassador to Istanbul. In addition to other deliberate violations of the diplomatic etiquette, Menchikov did not worship when meeting with the sultan himself - a terrible insult! The Turks, not seeing the possibility of forcing the prince to worship, made the gateway at the entrance to the throne hall so low that it was impossible not to bend.

Menchikov entered the throne hall with his back forward. and inclined.

I talked to a friend on a laptop via Skype. At this time, the second friend calls on the mobile phone, I turn on the loud communication, and we are already communicating three. Then I went out to the lodge to smoke. Back, the picture with oil: a laptop with a phone is actively discussing something. Tell me, is that not nonsense?

Comment on fashion with indoor plants to Morrowind:
I always wanted to make Morrowind a character who doesn’t know how to read, kills for money and carries a flower in a pot.