Who has a terrible vacuum in the eggs after sex?
You have chlamydia, go to the hospital.

Again about football.
I am not going to blame anyone for anything or say what they are. They are normal, they ride the ball, make passes, hit the gates. We cannot win for other reasons. No idea, they have no reason to play. They fuck in which shirt to play for which country or for which club. Their salaries exceed all imaginable limits, and they only have to run a ball around the field for 90 minutes once a week. They just don’t care anymore, our players are driven only by greed and star disease. That is all. No matter who tries, nothing changes. And no matter how you talk about them here, they are deeply afflicted with you all. Anyone who wrote anything here would answer the question: Getting under $500,000 a month would matter whose opinion. They are business friends, just business. So stop hoping for something. Each of us, from a simple fan, a simple Russian all 90 minutes would run around the field at a speed not less than 30 km / h, to get such a monthly sp, and they are just a poker, in general a poker.

Makz: Zinedine Zidane, Andrei Arshavin, Wayne Rooney – what unites these two legendary footballers?

MaD: Nu Olya burned here somehow

MaD
Admin from Yuri Calls

MaD
Ask questions on the net.

MaD
Olya is like that, let me give you a smarter engineer.)

MaD
I take the tube, I say: A smarter engineer is listening to you.

I fought a long and brutal war with one firm – it printed my number in the phone book as the number of the Federation of Heavy Athletics. I was constantly called, demanded athletes and coaches, a mass of ballbesses re-printed this number to other publications. I was stunned when at night I received an English-language fax requesting to meet the Venezuelan national team at the airport.

Marla Zinger: I’t find any kind, good, good guy.
Marla Zinger: But I have it as always. The sky, the sky, I fell in love with the cloud.
Marla Zinger: My anus is probably a troll
Marla Zinger: Amur Blessed Amur
I am crying :D
You made my night.

Jem: a girlfriend was invited to a wedding with her young man, with whom she can't break up for six months.
Jem: I never thought a girl could be afraid to catch a bride's bouquet

In WoT introduces a new award - the Kerzhakov medal. They are given to those who miss one goal more than 15 times.

In our office HR asked to add a question to the electronic questionnaire when recruiting: "Have you participated in MMM2011 or MMM2012?" And when answering "Yes" immediately put the status "Not recommended for admission".

Is he so excited to meet her?! to
It starts with "yes" and ends with "this"
The love?

By the number of grandmothers in my bus, one can assume that every day someone there reveals the secret of the mega-gamer, fucking!

Haikou, Hainan Province, China - A woman killed a man in a fight by crushing his testicles until he died. The incident occurred during a dispute over a parking space.
Her kung fu turned out to be stronger than his testicles.

I like to talk to philosophers.)

The xxx:
What? Dresses woven entirely out of their own hair?? to
and..

YYYY :
Go to Fuck.

The xxx:
Oh...
* plotted

YYYY :
Oh, it is you.

On Google play the "charge shock" app, such as while the phone shakes, it charges.
The first comment:
I put the phone in the luggage compartment and shook, the door really works, the phone not only charged, but also added in the gasoline tank, I will go and shook :)

One of the characteristics of the new product on the official website of Lada Grant "The best ratio of price and capacity..."
Lying - I checked, for the same amount you can buy 2872 galvanized boilers with a volume of 12 liters each, which will eventually amount to 34471 liters.

Our friends from the Netherlands disliked us, so their capitalist navigator on the road, the new palm was very worried and said all the time: you have left the track, please come back... and you are saying...

And the KrAZs still do, but they are more expensive than American tractors with delivery and disposal, and up to 100 km / h only speed up in a free fall.

XXX: I want to be separated.
XXX: Yoon Yoon
XXX: Who You Gave Me
If she rapes me, it’s your fault.
I'll even hold your hand :D
YYY: HDD

xxx: No work, the girl dropped, still out of the tech here are deducted.. there is still to get me hit by the car((( and what do I do?
YYY: Crossing the road carefully

When a hint to running on the site rises a sandstorm, children constantly encounter building garbage buried in the sand, and you can not play basketball on the sand at all. The "Square" has come. Published on all this "beauty" looked (unfortunately, did not think to try the site personally), in the end, "plusic", "plusic" to the builders, and children play anywhere, only not on the site :)";

You photograph everything in detail, send it to the administration of the district, or better immediately to the bucket that came. They come and fix it.)