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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64666
 25.05.2012
About fishing and fishing

Throwing stones into the water, look at the circles formed by them; otherwise, such throwing would be an empty fun.
(Style of Prutkov)

Although at the table almost nobody knew anyone, but everyone quickly met and unnoticedly switched to "you".
Many guests came from far away, one even from Sakhalin.
The occasion was the most noble - the eighty-five-year-old grandmother, and at the same time the new home.
Among others, a couple stood out: he was a healthy and funny artillery captain, she was a sweet-looking slender with an excessively large stomach. So huge, as if it was time for her to give birth six months ago, but she did not attend courses and does not know how it is done, and the belly-dog, everything grows...
The woman sang "Dark Night", weep and the grandmother began to ask her grandson:
- Valerich, tell me, not everyone has heard how you met Irishka. I like this story very much.
Irina smiled, smooked her stomach, listened to him as they listened to the dubious wheel on the piston and spoke:
- Let me tell you - in short, Valera already got the prescription and so he urgently needed me, so he picked up full pockets of money and walked around the city, seduced, sought me. Do you know what a frog?
The Captain:
- Wait, you are not telling everything like that, or people will think... Let's do better I. I'm like a jump in the streak of four courses to sing for glory - I've wrapped up all the men's dorms of the city, and here the distribution rolls in the eyes...
Irene sincerely surprised:
Why the men?
Would you like to hear that these were women’s dormitories?
Well, that is, yes at all...
What am I? So, all of my classmates have long since married and have been waiting peacefully to be sent to the army. How can I go without my wife? A tube at all.
The Holocausts there get very quickly a morrow either from lieutenants for wives, or from colonels for daughters. The third is not given. For the local population, hope is weak - not everywhere there is a population.
The captain stumbled upon the dark woman and continued:
But most importantly, I had to find love to the grave so that I could have someone to die with one day.
Irina flowered and kissed her husband. Go to the Internet? It’s late and it makes no sense. I needed not just a wife, but a good and decent. How do you know it in two days?
I thought, I thought and I invented. He dressed in civica and began to wander around the city in search of a beautiful beginning. I see nothing like that.

and IRA:
Was it me?
You are what? A kind of frog. I walk from behind, sharply overtaking, breaking three steps forward and unnoticedly turning on the music on my cell phone, as if I were being called.
I carelessly pick up the phone from the back pocket of the jeans and knock into it, like - I am late, but soon I will and add a step, but the main hint occurs at the moment of pulling out the phone. As if by accident, my cell phone is scratched out of my pocket and a five-thousand paper is dropped. And that, you agree, is a great temptation.
And with my back I heard this frog slow down and silently suck my money, I didn’t even turn my head, I went on. Do I have such a wife?
The second and third time the net also came with a seaweed, I was already desperate, and the money was running out, suddenly I see a girl of incredible beauty. Well, I think, even if he picked up and took my note, let it. I will not let go and get married.
Irma smiled inspecting her stomach:
Did you really think so?
The word of the officer. Well so here. I catch the pissing phone, throw the next five thousand and instantly hear the angel’s voice – Hey, Ale! You are losing money!
I spoke, thanked and invited him to the cafe.

and IRA:
It was a beerbar. So we met, two days later he left, and then I flew to him.
Well, what an asshole, did not regret 20,000 rubles to find me, a real hussar and Ira twisted his husband with non-existent beards.
The guests smiled and digested this highly romantic story of great love, and Irina resolutely grabbed her stomach and carried it from the altar to the house.
The captain did not reduce the affectionate look from his wife and when she had already gone quite far, suddenly jumped sharply, leaned over the table and not losing sight of the door to the house, conspiracy whispered addressing everyone:
In general, it was money only for appearance, in fact – it is a discount coupons from the electronics store. I didn’t want to talk to her, she would be offended. And by the way - Ira was probably the thirtyth one I tested for seamlessness and the only one who passed the test...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64665
 25.05.2012
Women and men: “A-a-a-a!!!When people of the opposite sex appear in the bathroom, they sound differently.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64664
 25.05.2012
bib 11:10
One day, my father fed five children with one chicken. Everyone got their feet.
I still don’t know the secret of magic.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64663
 25.05.2012
The husband returned from night fishing and by the evening of the same day from the balcony, where he laid his clothes, was drawn by the unpleasant smell of decomposing organic matter, or, more precisely, the monthly sheep’s breeze at the final stage of disintegration under the May sun. I smelled all over the balcony, I cannot identify the source. The husband cries out, saying, it is not mine, look in your twists. She said that sooner or later I would find it and promised that if it had anything to do with fishing, I would make my husband eat it.
On the fourth day, the sting came such that I decided to hit the job, but to find this stinking cloak. After half an hour of breathing every millimeter of the balcony, already desperate and almost reconciled, accidentally raised her head (to pray?) and here on the upper shelf of the shelf detected a litre bank with soaked peanuts, corn and other hernia, shorter than some burlamajja.
After waking up, the husband saw a bowl, a spoonful and a smiling offer to start breakfast in bed. I apologize ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64662
 25.05.2012
XXX: Destroy your mind. Become amorphous, formless like water. When water is poured into a cup, it becomes a cup. When water is poured into the tea, it becomes a tea. When water is poured into a bottle, it becomes a bottle. Water can flow, and it can crumble. Be the water, my friend.
YYY: Figase.Well, this is Zen.There would not be water to become, but at least to stop being shit.
And that is good.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64661
 25.05.2012
With VIO:

How do you deal with fascia?
The faces? Are there such bald, big nuts in Lonsdale? Are they still walking with such kind companions, attacking Nash from the east and making them beaten? They are milky! They all have good rays. Hitler is waiting for them.

[ + 28 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64660
 25.05.2012
Whatever your salary and member, your wife will always consider that it could be even more.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64659
 25.05.2012
He has a refrigerator in his kitchen. There is really nothing in it.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64658
 25.05.2012
SenatoR: I'm looking for information on the replacement cleaning module, found a description in Chelyabinsk (!) In the online store, I read:

SenatoR: "The module is designed for the treatment of cold water (from +2 to +450 C)."

Rough Chelyabinsk cold water.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64657
 25.05.2012
You know, some are made for halloween. Here is one group - always gave everything with one method and a sheet in a cage. and lectures from happiness were written - like everything is clever in the business.
Soon the diplomas. She decided to approach the problem seriously: she took a difficult topic, searched for material at night, the library collapsed. In general, I broke my brain and stereotype as I could.
He brought the teaching – he barely sent her to the fox. He said, “Put this letter somewhere away.
In the bar, she met some guy, he turned out to be the head of a non-bazzo-cool firm, for a whisker she got a ready-made project, invited her to work, and the march struck her.
HHH: So is it. The scientist almost died of happiness when he listened to her pre-defense. such a thing.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64656
 25.05.2012
and chemistry.
What can you get if you put two electrodes in the water?
(from the class whisper)
by Pizzu...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64655
 25.05.2012
Why do you try to log in under the login of another user?
How do I know, I’m not an IT scientist!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64654
 25.05.2012
The Netherlands is the only country in which parents do not see the problem in their adult children being drug addicts and prostitutes.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №64653
 25.05.2012
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You are cool! to meet?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I know. No is.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64652
 25.05.2012
GTA is a great game! It was she who taught me to lock the doors in the car while I was driving.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64651
 25.05.2012
Now I slipple on the bus in a traffic jams and watch how the street slowly wander elegant lady - on the sticks, in a long shirt, a turquoise jacket in the waist, a small bag on the chain - and pulls in two hands 4 grids of potatoes from the supermarket.
2: I was hungry.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64650
 25.05.2012
The father asks me to borrow a modem to check the mail.
Dad, get out of my compass.
What is my mail there?
I am breathing:
Your mail on the mail server. You can get there with any combo.
Anyone can go to my mail?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64649
 25.05.2012
Where did you go yesterday, why didn’t you go to Ash?
Andrei: Yesterday I had the reluctance to give in to excuses and for the first time in my life to go to yoga instead of a workout.. for myself I realized that yoga classes allow you to find in the body previously unused muscles and make them suffer.
I want yoga too! This is useful. Flexibility is developing. The mood is getting better, right?
Andrei : Oh yes!
When it all ends, you fall on the carpet, and it rises to an unprecedented height.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64648
 25.05.2012
When I entered the Google Pictures "How to fry a duck" I meant the process of cooking...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №64647
 25.05.2012
Eggs of Light:
Tell the skinmyakina not to distract you, we have an important pebble.

Eggs of Light:
by Perry

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