It is only two hours to fly by plane, and it will be cheaper.
The answer is brilliant: I can’t afford to spend so much time on the shutdown to Sheremetyevo. I get to the train faster.

I’m from Tomsk, you’ll tell her about the metro and the aeroexpress, or the moscovites don’t know.

These Greeks are playing football with such a resentment as if they were dreaming of melting the Euro 2012 Cup into their budget.

from ZH:

A drunk guy in the guests to the greens and complete memories. He was taken to the master's bedroom. When he wakes up at night, he hears someone nearby breathing loudly. Well, she thinks, she wants a woman, what to crack. I stretched out my hand, and there...a thick, long hair. In short, I quit drinking entirely. I thought the devil came after him. He did not know that the owners had a shepherd and she preferred to sleep at night on their married bed.

It is harder to incline my father to soup than a virgin to group sex.

I love our mail! The shipment from Kiev to Krasnodar went eight (!) The months! Going down on foot and giving in hand would be faster.

dc: I have a memory by default hole should be, I am a girl
InuYasha:........ at least you argue well :D

Q: Did you decide to participate in the betting?
SS: I will go to Russia
I think it’s right "I will put"
I will put it on Greece, but I will put it on Russia.

>> I am the ethanol of a healthy lifestyle))))))))))

The biggest dividends are deals with conscience.

I read today's story about the turn to the gynecologist. I also have a story about it.
Yesterday a call from the hospital: the gynecologist does not work the ultrasound printer.
Arrived quickly. Again a wild. The ladies are angry. Thanks the doctor came out of the office, I rushed to him and went in together. Uzi stands to the right of the door, a gynecological chair to the left and a woman dresses around it.
The doctor says:
The Woman! Wait to dress up! Now the engineer will look at the device and then dress up.
She looks back and says joyfully:
Nothing terrible though! This is my classmate!
They dress up and sit in a chair. While I opened the printer, the doctor examined her.
I have a repaired printer today. The gynecologist prudently expelled all the patients. I start screwing the printer, here comes a nurse from the neighboring office.
and Petrovich! I look at you and you promised me to put a spiral. He begins to dress up.
The people! Do you see that there are strangers?! to
Which outsiders? This is my classmate! He continues to dress.
The doctor stared at me:
I’ll see if you’ve had a bad class!! to

A rural shop with a shelf, a seller and a row.
The seller, smiling, addresses the shopkeeper:
What does the girl want?
It is thoughtful:
The girl wants water.
He sadly added:
But she needs bread...

After the Greece-Russia match
XXX: I didn’t go for the shrimp at all.
YYY: Crabs ran on the field today

by Anna (20:25) :
I just watched this movie... I recognized myself in it, I want this book now, and it is nowhere.

Dmitry (20:25) :
and shrek?

[TimeParadox]: I think this is good or bad.
Nitros: What exactly
[TimeParadox]: In short, the essence is: I sit, listen to music. Rammstein is included and at the same time the cat is looking unhappy at me.
You have the wrong cat.
[TimeParadox]: Switched to “Metallica,” the cat smiled and went to bed, quite shaking his ear.
[Nitros]: Hm
[Nitros]: and that is good
You have a cat, you have an old cat.
[TimeParadox]: Here I have the same thought.

Do you love hockey?
I watch as closely as the Quidditch tournament.

from ZJ haez:
Good morning the keyboard.
Do you want coffee?

AHTOlllKA: When I came to the RAS European Institute to meet the scientist, he was lazy, and he sent me instead to the round table on the introduction of a single currency for the CIS countries, which began 10 minutes later in the same building. At the round table was a bunch of deputies, members of the Federation Council, rector of MGIMO and Gerashchenko. During the hourly discussion, it quickly became clear that the idea was silly, and Gerashchenko generally fell asleep, and woke up only to say that everyone had to talk on a nonsense topic and go to the banquet, we cried))

There are two guys at the bus station.

Is it so hot, can we get this village? Go to Kill.

I got my tickets and left. There are soldiers in Russian villages.

I came to host my parents-pensioners who live in Perm. I recently had the internet. Join the Wai Fai. I ask for a password. Mother brings a well-preserved paper.
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The hard pensioners!

XXX: We don’t go into the hoops!
YYY: Did you now so gently hint that you don’t live in Russia?