The coach of the Netherlands has made a big deal.

by Habr
Internet store introduced a special commission for users of IE7
Comment: A funny concept is “browser-based discrimination.”

I am in the hospital for four hours. Angry and hungry. There are no buffets. There was sugar, recently taken from the coffee, there is. I get out of the bag on my hand, I sit down and eat calmly. And then a tank approaches me in a female shape and with such a loud voice on the whole hospital: 'girl, addicts are taken into another body. The coolest thing was that I was accepted after that without a turn.

The Lion went first to Goodwin's palace and left behind a yellow brick road. He was very afraid.

“Dad, because of my broken arm, I miss this summer!
“Don’t worry, Bart, when you start working, you’ll be missing every summer.

"The Simpsons"

Sorry, I’ve been cut off =)

You are actually a royal head!
Head, what about you? You look bad!
I’m sorry I’ve cut off :-(

Now in the dining room there was a painting with oil: they give a bowl. The girl takes the plate and is outraged: “Yes, it’s really cold! Warm up!"... And she is heated in the microwave oven.

In the topic about the rabbit (the rabbit ran to the territory of the country of one man, the man arranged a post saying call the owner and described the rabbit) the dialogue in the comments:

According to Norov, it is a rabbit kobel.
Commentator: I thought that gender is determined by the presence/absence of eggs, not norov...
Imagine a Su-25 flying over you. Where are his eggs? The rabbit moves at the same speed.

by WoT

Why did I get rid of my money when Bt7 hit me?? to
YYY: from both
XXX is his fault!! to
Zzzz: call the ept

Ordinary Moscow courtyard, typical gastarbayters are engaged in the construction of the most usual football pitch. The base of the site is poured with concrete, and since it is in the middle of the juicy, green lawn and behind the window for the 3rd day is raining, after the concrete mixer carrying the material remains deep, dirty trails on the lawn... But the work is done and it is time to eliminate the trails. To sleep them and plant the grass, would you say? Logically... But the guests from the south thought differently: much smoother, simpler and more beautiful it will be if you pour the trails in the middle of the lawn with BETON and level it off with blades, than with the attachment of a young first-class woman and took 4 liquidators.

Sonic: Hard tamada - "Fast stung and drank!":)

Yes, I go to porn sites just to check my antivirus!! to

Yes, the Japanese know a lot about minimalism, just look at their classic homes
Yyy: Better immediately in the atlas on their islands.and :-)

She decided to shame her husband for not shaving for a week. I show him a photo of our wedding and say, “Brad Pitt, no different!” And now who? Take a break!" The husband opens the yandex, finds a photo of the grown up Pitt and gives out: "Dear, I have not changed at all, still your beautiful Pitt and rubs his unbarred cheek on me-brrr)) Unlucky compared, called...

A small cat is hit. The eyes just opened. How to take care of him?

Rebekka: In kittens, the emptying of the intestines is stimulated by the mother. That is, in order for him to joke, he will have to massage between the back legs. I am serious.

Gmill: And necessarily the language, or it won’t work.

Peony: Come to me. You can help the cat =)

Match Denmark-Portugal
The commentary:
Denmark also has its own island, Greenland. But Cristiano Ronaldo was not born there. Well he could not - there the gel on the hair freezes very quickly.

xxx: Guys, who besides me, when going to the toilet, a little bit targets the side, so that there is less noise?
Yyy: No, I’m going straight to the center so everyone knows who’s in the boss house.

Commentary on the movie "Phantom" (USA-Russia):
Probably, this is called a complete failure, when the film made by you not only do not buy, but also refuse to download for free people with a hundred-bit internet.

XXX: O_O under the window of the man-gin (
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am laughing (
and mm...
Throw his shoes in his mouth.
Yyy: Usually it helps

The former wrote suddenly (coding preserved):
Anya: �� �������������������������������?and :)
�����������&##65533;&##65533;&##65533;�������&##65533; �������
I : No
and Annie :(