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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65366
 08.06.2012
Kodai: But my grandmother in the village has a square blanket. I want to find out.)

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65365
 08.06.2012
Forum on Skyrim

Arkvid
Comrade is a question.
In the battle I was included a scene where I was crushed and cut off my head, but my companion managed to roll off the suppository before the scene ended and I did not die, but at the same time he managed to cut off my head, such a fun bug. Now I am a real rider without a head, is there a possibility to fix it somehow, all kinds of shootings and helmet clothing do not change the situation, when moving from location to location the head constantly rolls behind me. and :)
Bag is really fun. I was able to cope with it in part. When thrown in the turn and back, the head stands in place, but for a short time. As soon as you begin to dig the ore or you are put into the battle scene, in the same moment the head falls off. It was true if I had walked with a really cut-off head before, i.e. the spine was visible and so on, then now the texture stretches behind the head, which is a little strained.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65364
 08.06.2012
O tempora, o mores. There was a robbery in Boston. The attackers blocked a passenger in the underground crossing, took credit cards and used the iPhone mobile terminal and card driver to conduct a $520 transaction. The perpetrators were calculated, but the victim could not cancel the transaction. As it turned out, the magazine was conducted as "service of mugging reenactment by professional actors", i.e. It turned out to be a paid service-drawing carried out by professional actors on an anonymous order at the expense of the player, about which there was a correctly arranged contract with the customer of the draw, a check and a disclaimer, signed personally by the victim who has protected and does not resist. They were also unable to bring charges against a group of individuals.

[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65363
 08.06.2012
You are 12 years old and you look at hentai.
222: 111, she didn't say what she was looking at
333 I didn’t say it. I just know what it is!
How can you know what a hentai is without looking at it?
Seeing and knowing are different things.
111: not to know = see)
Do you know what gay porn is? :DD

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65362
 08.06.2012
What kind of fish did you catch yesterday?
Which is in the garage.
She is all confused...
Was not confused.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65361
 08.06.2012
I value first and foremost in people the inner beauty.
A romantic messenger?
XHH: messier cavity surgeon

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65360
 08.06.2012
Chat local hub Datasvit (Kharkiv):

Su4ka: Greetings to everyone! I am here the first day. Can you get in the chat?
Remember: It can not be! We are fucking fucking for that!
Su4ka : :-(
I don’t like to fuck!
Su4ka: Something unsuccessful my first day...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №65359
 08.06.2012
XX: To do such a majestic thing?
Take the Ring of Almighty and take it to Mordor.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65358
 08.06.2012
Carlson, Carlson is Carlson! I got a dog!
YYY: Ah, you will get into your house – you will learn to eat all the ugliness. Take your dog!
XXX: Oo
Zzz: Carlson’s Adventures in Korea.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65357
 08.06.2012
Announcement on the website:

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My poppy is so good that you’ll like her that she’s a 2 year old cock, with a balanced temperament.
She runs on all her vaccines and will come with all her toys and cages, including her passport. She is so smart and well socialized loves to kiss and loves to give kisses contact for more information if you are interested

It was written by the popes themselves.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65356
 08.06.2012
Oh, this is affordable housing... Today twisting the socket, at the same time twisted the neighbor’s closet to the wall...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №65355
 08.06.2012
AleStaN : I remember, I was in the second course, there was a coral... Sitting with a friend, on a pair of programming, joking, because the tasks did everything. They decided to pursue the counter. Started, launched and launched. Prepod seemed to notice, but said nothing, he was sitting there doing something behind his comp. In general, 20 minutes ran away, in the next round was left one and not there went (without sound difficult to navigate) Brave topaja in the temptation (dd2 ran), as suddenly pred as zoraet : "Sergeev, where do you topaja?!! Close the bomb and on the A2 cheese! Again a round because of you!!" I died by surprise by stumbling on the enemy’s grenade.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65354
 08.06.2012
xxx: I'm going to tax :) hold my fingers for me, on this issue I'm going there for the fourth or fifth time *CRAZY* :-D
...
xxx:... and again it turned out that "a copy of this paper is needed! How do you know? I couldn’t guess it myself?" ]:-> *WALL* I couldn’t stand and grabbed my head! What, I say, are you mocking? I’m here for the fourth time, and every time you say ‘this is not enough’! Why couldn’t you say everything at once or hang a list of necessary documents on the wall? I seemed ashamed of him, taking the docks.
I’t be able to go here again!!! to
xxx: And the most interesting thing for me is that one of the documents, for the absence of which I was deployed for the first time, was not needed, it was returned to me!!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65353
 08.06.2012
Egor Protasov
Do you want a joke from your mom? 40 C is small.

Rada Tsarevskaya
Yes Yes

Egor
She says, "You know me for 40 years, and many people think I have a body at 30! Pope at 27! The feet in general are 25!" her father answers "aga, and the chest is all 12";;

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65352
 08.06.2012
- From point "A" to point "B" on the one-way route came a train, and he also came to the meeting from point "B". But they did not encounter. And you know why?
It’s not fate, Nicole said.
No, because the rails are sleeping.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65351
 08.06.2012
My wife and I recently bought an apartment. They entered and decided to celebrate the new home. They listened to Sinatra, and when a company with beer and seeds started singing in the yard, I realized I had chosen the right apartment in the right house.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65350
 08.06.2012
Dmitry06.06.12 - 21:18
Lesson to listen. This is the case. You just need to help me without asking any questions. I just finished building my new expanded balcony, and while I was building it, I beat a stick of pigeons who wanted to resemble my beautiful blankets and the couch I slept on. So today I accidentally forgot to close the window on the balcony and the damned underwearmen avenged me by wiping out my entire couch.

I have now no place to sleep. Sleeping on the floor is painful and unusual. Let them spend the night with you. and?

Leather07.06.12 - 09:18
The horror! Of course no
Stay away!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65349
 08.06.2012
The MMM-2011 project is recognized as a financial pyramid
You are what? How unexpected it is.

[ + 32 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65348
 08.06.2012
Orange: My beloved girlfriend just came to me, said she was getting married, thanked for everything, wishes good luck, a good day, gave me two bottles of Jack Daniels and asked to go to the bathroom. He has been there for half an hour. What to do?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65347
 08.06.2012
The official statistics are the sales maiden of the state.

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