I worked in a small office selling spare parts for trucks. One unit came with a broken rod and it had to be drilled out. The necessary drill was not found and I asked our driver to go to the store and buy a 8mm drill. A driver comes from the store and gives two drills with the words: In the store there was no 8mm and I bought two 4mm drills.
Someone over 50 years old :)

The Minister of Education handed over all the EGE, the Minister of Health stood in line to the clinic, and only then retired Claudia Vasilyevna released the goldfish.

by Sam (0:03) :
You are a girl.

by Sam (0:03) :
This is good, sweet

Great overall

Tell me so.

by Annka (0:04) :
M is?

by Sam (0:04) :
Where can I get the same?

Once in my childhood, when I was installing the game, I read the License Agreement completely.
My life was never the same again...

It could not be called beautiful. There is no chest, no figure, no hair. I feel like a dinosaur. There are so few people like me.

You are a dinosaur. He who loves his girlfriend will never describe her so, for him everything in her is beautiful.

Nothing attracts children so much as the "Adult goods"

News, such news

Hundreds of people watched UFOs in the sky over Israel
In the Astrakhan region tested the topol missile

Commentary on the film:
XHH: like - look, don't like - don't look, what's the problem?
Great comment, I want to watch it immediately.
Or not to watch.

XHH: No, I stopped chasing after riding my beast up to 150km/h. It could have been faster, but the point began to shrink so that it could shrink and form a black hole. I do not need it at all.

My favourite works in the branch "Tverenergo". 29.05.12 in all "Tverenergo" sent a letter. I quote, the spelling is preserved:
"Dear colleagues and colleagues Dear leaders!
I remind you that on 30.05.2012 events will be held in connection with the adoption on the territory of the city of Tver in the branch of the OJSC "MRSK of the Centre"Tverenergo" the icons of the heavenly patron of the distribution power grid complex of St. Spiridon of Triemifunt and the conduct of the cross march in anticipation of the fire and thunderstorm period."

I suppose it is a trace. The crucifixion will be for increased accuracy at the shootings in the RWSN.
The cape...

A couple at university.
The teacher (P) asks the student (C)
Did you bring the report?
I have a small...
P.S. Well the report was delivered.

Abarmot: On the way to the egge saw an advertising shield with the inscription "the army needs professionals". I have never experienced such motivation.

I work for a television company. I go to the television engineers. One asks me:
Do you watch HD at home?
I say :
I don’t have a TV at home.
No, but what about the wife?
I have no wife.
Pfff, how uninteresting you live, you can live to three hundred years.

-Jura tell me I sucked out a man, but I am not gay, what should I do?
Go on, you’re not gay!

Gay parade in Ussuri. hurry to see - the Usuri gay remains less than the Usuri tigers (c)

At least once pick up the garbage from the ground and take it to the urn.

A friend just told me. He is driving a car, driving a black man. The car is dirty, the glass is dirty, the fence works at the driver's eye level only.
Do you feel comfortable driving like this?
Negro: And my daddy in Uganda is riding a tank, I’m used to navigating in the gap.

XXX is
I would have agreed with the Handless to play me at work.

XXX is
Going to Thailand myself.

He: “You hear, I’m stressed that you’re coming out of the bathroom and wearing a shirt under your shirt again.
She: “I also wear pants and socks.
He: I am in shock here.

xxxh: my car near the house is constantly turning spana, I think they try to open every night, and they just stand, but how to check I don't know
yyy: put the video recorder, it just includes motion recording
XXX: I will try
...
Thanks for the advice, I found out the truth. Finally, it was opened... and the video recorder was removed (((