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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65566
 13.06.2012
Poland – Russia 22:45
I didn’t immediately understand how I got that account.)

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65565
 13.06.2012
The price of "Aphony" The subscriber always owes a ruble.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №65564
 13.06.2012
X: Mom, here’s another one in modernity.
Tagged: Voitel
by :?
u: This is what half an hour yesterday oral "my sword heroes on the pearls"?
X: the journey
Q: Are you being mocked?
Say to him that the good modern knows that in the word "Sword" there are as many letters as in the word "Hui". These letters are different. More he needs to know which letters are used and there and there. And if there is something soft in these words, especially a sign, then in the curtains such a sword, such a fox and such writers...

[ + 15 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65563
 13.06.2012
Looking at the game of our national team, it seems to me that Kerzhakov's home all the push is removed.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65562
 13.06.2012
vetal3d: I went to VKontakte for the first time in six months, and I can't understand - am I old, am I in kindergarten?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65561
 13.06.2012
The new 64GB iPod
The owner thought he bought an iPhone.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65560
 13.06.2012
xxx: It seems to me that professional skaters only exist in videos on the Internet.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №65559
 13.06.2012
by AlexeyGold:
I was in Selga.

by Sherman :
You burn, there are gays and ourists gathering

by AlexeyGold:
Through the village we were

by Sherman :
O_O

[ + 38 - ] [29 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65558
 13.06.2012

From the forum:
How can you live in Belarus, if the monthly food of one dog of the Ministry of Internal Affairs costs 792 030 rubles, and the monthly allowance for a child 743 020 rubles.
The PS figures are absolutely real.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65557
 13.06.2012
Because of the forest, because of the mountains, the server showed error. But he didn’t just show it — he wrote it in the log.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65556
 13.06.2012
I walked in the forest yesterday. I wonder what extreme did the ants laugh at?

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65555
 13.06.2012
You look so serious as if you’ve read the entire license agreement.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65554
 13.06.2012
The match is Russia - Poland. In the middle of the first half. Suddenly on the backdrop of the commentator sounds "Who needs a candy?" ^__^

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65553
 13.06.2012
How is it?
I work, I work. The computer uses the same phrase all day.
and????? to
“Give it back again?”

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65552
 13.06.2012
Yesterday the girl wanted to go to England at the expense of someone else, and today she comes with a cracked lip. She said her lips were blurred. But we know everything.

[ + 62 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65551
 13.06.2012
and smart:

And then I asked him to kiss me as if it was the last time.
Is it you?))
You kiss me in the forehead, you kiss me.

What she asked, she got!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65550
 13.06.2012
xxx: If a person on the street begins to look back nervously - it means he is going to crack :)

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65549
 13.06.2012
23:24:16 Scream: Attention, question!
Ukkpaincoe conditepcoe издelie.
23:24:18 maranafa salad
23:24:21 Kitsune: salad
23:24:22 Babuska: Salo

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65548
 13.06.2012
She is preparing for a philology exam. I looked at her in the papers, I read: "Ticket 7. The magical function of language." He stumbled and cautiously departed from these humanitaries.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65547
 13.06.2012
It is very difficult to find female logic in a dark room.

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