root seven years ago demonstrated to a friend the work of IP-telephony on a laptop. Reaction of a friend: "You said that you don’t like foldable phones!"

In the third grade we have a boy, the son of the head of the local administration. This is another picture. No day is an adventure. He did something and took his teacher out. She read them a story about conscience at the next lesson, and he raises his hand: “What is conscience?” She – to him: “And that’s what you don’t have.” “Then (already from the words of a social teacher), he sits in the office and cries: “Why do we have everything at home: the television is there, the car is there, and the conscience is not?”and "

From the Classic Forum:

xxx: "Aria Lensky" (where, where, you removed) I am looking for a minus! Please help with a minus, very much needed...Thank you.

UUU:"Where, where, did you remove?" This is from the scene "Discussions with the moderator"?)

There was no toilet paper in the store. I bought clothes in a box. It is not shameful to put it on the table.

Who doesn’t want to be a superhero?
Tagged: superhero

Could you get married by calculation?
Julia: You know, I love money so much that it would be a love marriage anyway.

Every minute, one car departs from the conveyor and immediately passes the crash test.
Maybe a test drive?
YYY: Well, although it is one and the same)

On the occasion of counting Hitler as a saint, say - and how can a suicide person not go to hell according to the canon?
I know about religion only from movies, maybe I’m wrong.

He has been married to a Bulgarian woman for almost 30 years.
Pilates probably?

In Ghana, a cargo plane crashed into a bus.

Can I wait for a submarine on a pedestrian crossing?

About searches in the hubs:
<xxx> Prometheus won porn in 3.5 hours
<yyy> also gave fire to people.

I think it’s the name for the store. The technology "white wind digital" was invented not quite healthy people?

I don’t know what to put on the avatar.
Put the fuck.
Why...?
Let him stand somewhere.

Comments on “Google will introduce 3D maps next week” on the Hubble:

www: Class, the U.S. has already painted almost entirely, the days "walked" around Boston :)
XXX: We need to draw more of the same “travellers”
Yyy: And weapons, pharmacies, technology :D
zzz: then let the zombies and play DayZ

From the Twitter of Nikolai Valuev:
In Pulkovo rushed a man with a white ribbon and the badge "changing the world". Asked him to raise the bowl, he raised three, and threw it into the urn.
You would advise him to quit smoking at all, so his grandchildren would not smoke.

The main helicopters are Russian. Mimi is 28.

A cheeseburger that doesn’t break down for years

111: can the recipe for cheeseburger sauce, taken from Lenin's balsamists?

222 is not. This sauce is prepared according to secret ancient Egyptian recipes;)

111: Vasily, not) has seen the mummies? Dry, tasteless, broken, and compared to Lenin’s juicy, almost pink only moustache like a cottage) so the recipe is modern) so you’ve got me a Leningrad burger, a fried potato which is made of the best GMO starch and oil coke)

How much do you get?
5 thousand thousand.
Do you want 60,000?
Of course I want. What should be done?
Working a year.

Hi, let’s get to know?

She: Hi, generally – yes, but specifically now I have the most beautiful friend of possible – the session. Exam tomorrow and two more on Wednesday.
I am almost married right now.

XHH: We have a guy in the group who is slightly distracted by NLP and the books of Carnegie and Castaneda.
In the test on history on the question "Decode the abbreviation OVD" (Organization of the Warsaw Pact) wrote Stop the Internal Dialogue.
HH: And you proved, fucking, that you answered correctly.
XHH: The manipulator of scratches.