I thought: what drivers of buses, trolley buses, etc. Going to work and from work?

Bro, you won’t believe – on another bus that will take everyone home. We somewhere in our youth at the hour of the night such Ikarus stopped for a half-hour to the neighboring area to leave. They ran around the cabin and gave the driver a couple of beers. Then he came home and asked him what he had to do.

P.S. You are an infection! I can’t think of anything else now!!! to

To my sister, one of my acquaintances (twin sisters - hell you distinguish them), one MCH made a proposal in the following way, tempted her to jump with a parachute in a double or how it is, shorter when two jump, and until the parachute opened he made her a proposal. from her words: - my "DAAAAAAAAAAAA" by me the whole country heard)

Wife: Did you see Porsche parking at our house?
I : Yes. Probably the neighbor bought, no one else.
Great job with the neighbor.
I: Porsche Cayenne first edition, not new. He seemed to have sold his old AMG and added some.
Wife: Ah, AMG doesn’t see anything anymore. And the neighbor’s wife’s car was somewhere done, and the Accord was new. I have not seen my neighbor’s wife for a long time. And her dog too.
I: Well, Cayenne is a expensive car.

XHH: Did you see in the demotivators in the innet that the standby now in the transport begins because of these clock changes?
WOW : well. And what?
XHH: Today with me the same story was, only with a continuation. I went in the tram in the morning, hanged on the armor and hanged for a short time. Then he began to feel something moving in his pants, realized that the standing started, but did not expect to get up very sharply and powerful. In general, all this ruthless affair directly in front of her face was observed by one offgenic girl who was sitting in front of me. Everyone thought, there would be screams, said sexual harassment, shorter shame on the whole tram. And no fig, the girl shrugged a little, turned to the window, then looked at my pants again, turned back again and shrugged even louder. I stood all red of shame, covered my shame with a bag and so I went all the way.

As a child, when computers recently began to appear in enterprises, I was tormented by one question: what is frequency? And one good uncle replied, it is the rotation frequency of the wheel that rotates the hammer inside the central block.

Naked facts are perceived as an insult to the blind faith.

A young couple comes to rest on the lake, a house on a trailer, a diesel generator, all the business. They wake up in the morning, go out on the street - everything is covered there, the hose rolls, and why the cover at the bio-toilet is turned off. And here to them comes: the locals heard the generator, decided to pour a little fuel at night... but missed...

Bicycling is a disaster for the economy. He doesn’t buy a car and doesn’t take a car loan. They don’t buy gasoline. It does not use the services of repair workshops and automakers. There is no fear of “civil responsibility.” They do not use paid parking. He does not suffer from obesity. And good health, fuck it! Healthy people are not needed for the economy. They do not buy medicines. They do not go to private doctors. It does not increase the GDP of the country.

I sit with my mother in the kitchen, I have a TV, my mother has a notebook.
I tell something to my mom, I notice that she is all in the note, enthusiastically considering something.
I: Do you listen to me?
Mother: No
Television and I (!) I listen to you!

The xxx:
In Volgograd, a man shot the head of the district administration, who demanded money from him, right in the office. He immediately surrendered to the police.
Did you do everything right?
YYYY :
One did not like that the bribe was extortioned, the other that they wept under the window, the third did not smoke. And so it is already the first place in the world for murders, 600% more than in the United States. When will you rejoice? When will you find an alternative to murder?
and ZZZ:
An alternative to the murder of the thieves of power who took control of the courts and the police?
Fuck, I don’t even know. Probably a good way is plastic lipstick. The launch of air snakes. Or maybe buy an aquarium with fish?
The xxx:
Go to court what is incomprehensible
and ZZZ:
If you don’t like us, complain to our courts.

My wife is looking at a new planner. Suitable for a maid.
What is it?
The same as a mobile phone... only big and you can’t call.

I went to the Russian Post. I saw the sale of shampoo. Everything continues as in the fog.

A second extra to world time will be added on June 30.
Comment: How to live now? All the fucking plans.

He says: I love you!
She: And why should I cry?
At least to feel...

The Trans-Siberian Express " Filmed by Americans
Film is interesting. Only on the heatway TAP 70 there is no transition to the car. Did you see her opening the door of the car? She turned the handle of the brake))XD

Those who want to try a cute girl have no future.

XX: I am studying in the Polytechnic. The way to the favorite institute lies through the park, the entrance to the park through a pebble in a small shelter.
xxx: So, in the morning, I go to the Politec, and there is a crowd of people near the calice, some and some standing along. I get closer and see - students and teachers are standing near the cottage, and the harsh look of an uncle on the other side of the whole cottage looms over the cottage, which was hanged on the cottage for an unknown purpose.
XX: Well, then yes, the people started to go around. And someone first used through the fence, good, low. Here the teacher did not stand, she said, say, guys, put me down. and crossed. When I crossed, the castle was destroyed.
xxx: And the whole friendly brotherhood sneered into the passage with loud victorious cries "ura!" and "the clever one will bypass the door, the polytechnic will destroy us!", this is even the most decent one.
YYY: I always knew you were all in the head.
xxx: the

XXX: Yes, I would kill those who invented the registration of knives.

After 5 minutes *

xxx: Hm... read the last message... apparently that’s why it was invented)

I watched the National Geographic channel today. There advertisement: "National Geographic opens a special project that sheds light on the depths of the oceans. Dive to a thousand miles of bla bla bla..."
Good luck in finding a place where you can dive thousands of kilometers.

sanitareugen: Earlier, in my ranking of names, the CHOP, which protects the synagogue in Mariina Roš. On their bars glittered: “Veterans of the SS,” and only by getting closer, it was possible to read the decoding: “...the special services.” Where is the food "Kurare" or the beauty salon "Deimos"!
But now I learned that the Mitinsk Cemetery is being guarded by the CHOP "Day guard".