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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65226
 05.06.2012
YYYY (14:49:44 4/06/2012)
Nails painted and eaten.

XXXX (14:50:00 4/06/2012)
Why are the nails painted?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65225
 05.06.2012
I’m going to go to nature, I’ll be in a few days.
What warm things did you bring with you?
I: sweater, jacket, vodka, car

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65224
 05.06.2012
Rewwer: They went on a prometee with their wife, if in short: aliens created a race of people, then played the big brother... Judging by the plot. And then decided to just fool all the participants of the project. Here’s an example of the healthy end of the lengthy reality show:)))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №65223
 05.06.2012
xxx: so I don't like when the exam a bunch of questions is unknown where it is drawn from.. in lectures there is no, in the textbook there is no, in the internet there is no, and then you ask the teacher, and she will answer: NO, how!we have a method in the library scanned and wrapped with threads in one copy, which is issued only in the reading room! >_<

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65222
 05.06.2012
Talked to a friend on the topic of parallel realities, after ten minutes came to the question of how the fish collapse and whether they collapse at all.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65221
 05.06.2012
We are a couple in college. Our electrical engineering teacher, an elderly 75 year old, is nervous because of a man who doesn’t do anything.
You are an energy vampire!! You are draining my energy!! to
We all mixed.
Q: What are you laughing at? He will take you away too!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65220
 05.06.2012
xxx: I have been used to automatically sowing the garbage that comes out when choosing books in the sections "religion" and "esoterics", but sometimes the eye still clings to funny names - for example "You and your hand"... I wondered if the section I was looking for, but then realized that it was about chiromancy)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65219
 05.06.2012
Qualifying for World Cup 2014. of Oceania. Fiji and Solomon Islands 0:0
Has anyone explained the game?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65218
 05.06.2012
A friend broke his hand.
In what way? Did the baby bite him?
He fell from the car.
-Sorry.. "C" of the car? Was he riding her?? to
From the roof
Was he drunk?
No, they had a rolling roll on the Paphos.
New-Yu, wazyk – there is nowhere to go.
The West is all about it.
And in the western was the first thing! ?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65217
 05.06.2012
Don’t argue with me, I had 5 in biology. Animals are another name for mammals, and insects do not belong to them.
Linnaeus is now turned in the grave
HHH: And who is this?? to

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65216
 05.06.2012
Oh guy who advised you to add mat when you can’t find anything in Google! You are a genius! I bow before your wisdom. Looked for patches to the assassins, found all sorts of different, pumped everything and they are not installed. Go back to Google and find a solution. There are hundreds of fucking decisions, but which one of them fucking works! Interested, wrote in Google "how to go fucking into the journey of Desmond" and WALL! kak-blyat-zayti-v-stranstviya-dezmonda.zip
Genius is!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №65215
 05.06.2012
XXX: Hacking the military base
YYY: Woot, this is the right course of thought. Only, I’m afraid that they have a base on paper and antivirus – a flagship.
XXX: Well, then the Trojan here is a bubble.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65214
 05.06.2012
Q: Does she have a man?
HH: And right away: and there is no Pachem? :D
You are the fucker.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65213
 05.06.2012
From Forum

xxx: Find the cheapest way to connect two compasses.
yyy: Clay Moment 12p tube. So you connect, fuck you disconnect))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65212
 05.06.2012
<xxx> by the way, I watched somewhere in the courtyard to make a warm track.
<xxx> a tractor was digged in the cane, there were 4 workers standing next to it, all in glasses and, communicating with each other, did not use mat (!!!)
<xxx> well pure academy of sciences on exit

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №65211
 05.06.2012
How women can troll each other! From the listener:
It is wonderful! The boss says you need an aural, and you are alone from the whole office going out for all the holidays. A colleague asks to help her unravel the storm - and you end up making a report instead of her. The sister says she is sick, and you run to the pharmacies and take nephews with you, although she has a husband at home. You take the bag of a neighbor's grandmother, you walk her saucer. I can’t understand one thing – if you’re so indiscriminate, why are you a virgin at 25?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65210
 05.06.2012
From the discussion of the episode of the series, in which the main character for the first time in several seasons, finally, slept with the main character:

Phunkybird: I can bet it was the most long-awaited sex in his life.
GESHEM: Ahahah, it was the most long-awaited sex in my lifeXDDD

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65209
 05.06.2012
I read the first page of the report to understand from which site it is taken.
90% is one of the first 3 Google links.
9% is a mixture of the first three Google links.
1% is an independent work that can be read to the end.
I do not accept referrals without protection.
Teacher of Computer Science and Computer Engineering.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65208
 05.06.2012
H: When we touch an object whose temperature is higher than that of the body, it seems warm. When an object has a temperature below the body temperature, it feels cold. So what a hell when two people foot each other, everyone feels warm. One must be warm, the other cold.
The temperature of different parts of the body is different
D: Yes, I constantly embrace people.
N: Over the throat until it’s cold.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65207
 05.06.2012

Comments on the HP Quadro 6000 video card for 193,000 rubles:

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