Just, entering the store grandmother (B) with grandson (B) aged 4-5, grandmother asks for a child's game on a computer with elements of horror. I offer GTA. The boy looked at the images on the disc and said:
A: I can’t kill.
B: No, you will learn.
A: I can’t kill.
B: No matter, Anton will teach you.

Fucking like they wanted to sell the record.

Generally speaking, one of the discoveries on my birthday is that I have a very commanding voice. At least when I said to the Light, “Silence,” the boy who stood next to him was taken away by half a meter, after which he stumbled astonished that he had not spoken a word at all.
The light did not shut down.

ML: Until 7 a.m. I understood the essence of such masochistic dullness as sewing.
The thought that the dress should somehow stretch out and take off at all, put me in a deadlock in the morning.

“When you and I will be old and we will have a lawn, roses, bathroom and wifey there.

In the far-right row is a truck, flashing an accident, in front of it with a messy spoon stands a red Mitsubishi lancer in 10 body and also flashes an accident.
And on the rear glass of the launcher is written in white letters "I marry if you catch up!"

I noticed in the sale of Zuko... I did not decide to buy - health is no longer that...

[14:56:22] Damir: Skype is not so tight under our mentality and vocabulary. No smiling on the accordeon.

Dad calculated my hash on my friend’s Facebook account. Maybe I missed something and he’s a former KGB shaker?

I was added by a former classmate to VKontakte friends. I look at her photos: here she is pregnant, here she is with a baby. I think it’s interesting to look at my husband, strange that he’s not in any photo. The album is titled "My Ex Wedding". Thank you very much 😉

Contact with technical support:
"Did you have problems before we tried to fix them?"

Guys, making a girl/wife love anal sex is very easy!

To do this, give her a strapon and get up in the elbow.

Tag: attack warning
Episode: Hurricane at Night
WOW: How do you know?
HHH: Anna just said
WHO said to her
She is Dad.
Who is Dad?
The electricians came, they said.
WHO and WHO
He was warned by someone.
I don’t see any synoptics on this Saratoga radio.

I’m going to beat you, Bollywood!
Tag: on the lips

Transmission of SMS
It is: a quiet night.
After 10 minutes
She: A quiet night
Are you pinging?
She: No, I show attention and care, I just want to talk, I miss it... Well in general, yes, pinguin.
Have a quiet night))

X: Please interrupt the server... it’s scary.
Y: The server was repussyed
X: thank you

Romance, candles, bath with foam. And the nephew of the little one, Scuco, poured the food dye blue into all the pots with salt and gel, and I am not yet able to do anything because of my poor vision.
xxxh: in general, the light turned on, and we are blue shit, and the dacha rocks up, looking at my blue male dignity, in general, all the romance is covered (
Fool, I should have said that! Type, sexas in the style of avatar XD

A cleaner, this is a type of CAD that can drive the director out of his own office and not let him in until the floor dries out =)

He: Where did you move?? to
Is there 50 rubles?
He is :?? to
He is: No yes!
I am: Turn it out!
I: the side on which the number is printed!
He is: well!
I am the one who hugs the girl.)
He is ))

I am in line in the dining room. The evil guy runs and cries out to the saleswoman: “Have you broken my cigarettes?”
P is yes.
Why didn’t they give?
Q: Smoking is harmful.

Talk about tattoos:
I wanted to make a horse on the ribs instead of lilies.
What did she not do?
I dress up in front of a man, and there... a horse!! to
Oh though..