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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №65026
 01.06.2012
A very long article in the Hebrew, about the middle:

Let’s say you need to develop a search module on an image of a particular type of picture. Many of the most sophisticated and inhumane serial maniacs from childhood were characterized by a pathological inclination to cruel animal harassment. This fact has nothing to do with the subject of the article—I just wanted to make sure you didn’t fall asleep. So, let’s say, you need to develop a search module on an image of a certain type of picture...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65025
 01.06.2012
XXX: The fucking...
XX: Everything begins but is not finished
The change is not closed in 1C or at the box office.
xxh: the last two sales on the leaflet are written I need to write off
XHH: Report not made
I’m afraid to go to Sartre. Probably not washed.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65024
 01.06.2012
I will not go there anymore.
This is the second time without a turn.
- They have a second row, from those who go "without a row".

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65023
 01.06.2012
...
2: So I was in childhood

to provide!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65022
 01.06.2012
Usually, the girl realizes how stupid she was when the man smoked.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65021
 01.06.2012
How is your diploma?
yyy: (((_._)))
YYY: Is it clear enough?
xxx: actually scanned

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65020
 01.06.2012
“We had 2 drawings, 75 typical processes, 5 technological instructions, a database half-filled with meaning and a whole host of office notes of all varieties and colours, as well as tequila, rum, a beer box, pure caffeine, and cookies. Not that it would be the necessary stock for work, but if you start, it becomes difficult to stop. The only thing I was worried about was caffeine. There is nothing more helpless, irresponsible and ruined than caffeine zombies. I knew that sooner or later we would get into that shit.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65019
 01.06.2012
Segamegadrive: When I was a student and I met with my girlfriend, I constantly gave her flowers, mostly roses, then white and then red.I do not understand where the money came from.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65018
 01.06.2012
The space house?

Epifun: 2 million houses sold by km. View of the sea via Google Maps

At a distance of 2 million. The house is not even on the moon, but on some asteroid.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65017
 01.06.2012
Yes, the boss, we captured the hostages, took the circular defense in the building and disconnected all communications. But then that guy climbed up the ventilation pipes and went straight through the beaten glass, killing everyone we sent to stop him. No, the boss, he did not save the hostages, he passed by. I started connecting all the cables that we cut, bore something about "uptime". It seems to be a sysadmin man.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65016
 01.06.2012
Comments on advice "Don’t be shy to beat the coach in full force."

Bioboom: Everything should be within reasonable limits. If it’s unstable to try to beat the coach, then he can hit the machine in response in full force. Pure reflection, not from evil.

PombaGira: Okay, let a couple more people hold it while you beat!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65015
 01.06.2012
The xxx:
I liked the 9 series "Game of Thrones", the scene of the Dog and the Bronze.

The xxx:
Two murderers came together. They started screaming. The people disappeared like by magic. The murderers looked around – empty. I put the swords in the knives and sat down to drink the remaining beer)))

of professionalism)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65014
 01.06.2012
The xxx:
I sit in the office with the boss, a funny person, 45 years old, but very far from the internet humor. In the offices over us workers do repairs. When again something stumbled and dried up, I was forced to get stuck in the papers after the boss's phrase "They are shaking the pipe there."

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65013
 01.06.2012
xxx: Write me some ugliness, or I'm so happy I can't work!! to
YYY: We will all die
You have to have fun, have fun!!! to
Yyy: Travelling from 1 June
XXX is fucking

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65012
 31.05.2012
From the ASK:
Andryuha, hello to you))
Add Veronica, she added you, but the anti-spam bot replied that she doesn’t know which planet the anti-spam bots live on.

[ + 5 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65011
 31.05.2012
The lover is much higher than the husband and we often have sex with him in the posture he is behind, we are standing. So yesterday my husband and I did the same, I got up on chickens. He asked me to go down, and I said, “Sorry, I’m in the habit of... an epic file.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65010
 31.05.2012
The worst disease of the 21st century is amnesia. Forget all logins and passwords. Oh my God!

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65009
 31.05.2012
One1: Interesting, and men, when the member falls, where do they put it?
She: Yeah, what, he’ll rely on it, it’s not hygienic!
One: One, a hundred pounds, hold in their hands.Al sitting with a member in their hands - what a shit there, probably...

We get involved!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65008
 31.05.2012
I read Chinese names with meaning translations. I stumble upon this:
Ping is Sustainable
They knew something.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65007
 31.05.2012
Vity: Sometimes you sit like this, you wait for the internet to start on your mobile phone... and you’re already joking.

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