The American businessman’s dream is to earn a million, and the Russian one a billion.

When ladies say that “men have one thing in mind,” they don’t even know how many of us have in mind:
How to live to a salary;
How to fuck a neighbor.
How to make children learn well;
How to treat a former classmate.
How to overthrow the “hate regime”;
How to fuck an accountant.
How to take a loan to give, and then throw the bank;
How to fuck the one you meet every day at the bus stop.
How to prevent the Earth from colliding with an asteroid
whom to fuck first, if such a clash is inevitable;
– I.T.D I. t. p.
You are a primitive creature!! to

xyx: He dropped his whole portion, then quietly pulled my plate to himself, ate a cottage, covered up the salad, pulled away lazily, and said, “Oh, and the girls are sitting out nothing like that. To get to know what?" Here I can’t stand, I ask:"Slavik, you want to eat from their plates?"

I am funny with my mom.

Mother: remove your room so that I can enter there at night without breaking my legs!
I: Mom, what do you need in my room and at night?! to
I have access to all the rooms of this house!
I: of something?
I am the admin of this domain!! to
and :)

there
I will give the apartment to someone who will give me a phone that will turn on the alarm on Saturday.! to

c) Coolkin
I will call you on my mobile phone every Saturday.

There are rumors that Facebook wants to buy Opera.
YYY: what to close
xxx is =))
yyy: they thought it would be cheaper than holding a department for the mounting under it

Dr. Morf: The chat conversation that completely broke my brain.

Hello guys, how are you doing?
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It is said that if guests came to Joseph Brodsky, a sign of a special location was the poet's proposal: "Would you want me to wake up a cat for you?"

Worse than the neighbors above can only be the flooded neighbors below!

Everybody said goodbye to Edward Hill.
Once, in the mid-1970s, Edward Hill sang in Krasnodar in the opera theatre. The auditorium was so crowded that additional chairs were displayed in the passages. Our seats were somewhere in the geometric center of the hall. A nice couple is about 30 years old.
In the entrance, as usual, many went, who smoked, who in the buffet. Neighbors also left. Somewhere with the third ringing, on the side, a messy neighbor came across. one one.
Until everything in the buffet drinks will not break away - she broke through, as if apologizing.
The light in the hall was extinguished, and the scene, on the contrary, filled with bright light. Smiling Hill continued his speech. One song, a second...and finally, under the ovation of the joyful audience, Edik sang the long-awaited – In the woods on the hole lived Winter in the bush...
Suddenly, on the side of the side passage, half a whisper was heard:
Liu – u-u-u-sya
Here is the cattle, our neighbor whispered and pulled his head into his shoulders.
- Liu-U-U-Sya, raise the ru-u-u-ku - continued to pull Lusin satellite.
Everyone in the team turned their heads to the left.
Hill silenced and smiled even wider. The silence and the orchestra.
To the lover of theatre buffets, lavishing between the additional chairs, a woman was already flying. Probably the administrator. He saved Hill.
"Young man," he called the man, "go up here on the stage!
He was prepared to go through the passage.
He told me where the stairs were. Feeling on the stage, he forgot about his Lucy, rushed to kiss Edward Hill and almost dive into the orchestral pit. Hill caught him and brought him to the microphone:
Call your Lucy!
He was so upset that the dynamics sounded.
Ready to fail out of shame, Lucy bended halfway and hid her face in her palm.
Then Hill asked Lucy to raise her hand. Under the applause of the public, a joyful man bowed to his place.
Do we continue? I asked Hill’s audience.
First of all!! Around the hall
Hill made a sign to the conductor.
At the forest on the shovel lived Winter in the shovel...
His memory is bright.

How I spent the night with my husband, all the neighbors know. And as the apartment was robbed, they all slept well!

Shuburshura
Which movie are you going to?

by @SOK
Isn’t it all the same in good company?
We already got a dozen.

Shuburshura
I don’t see horror, I’m afraid.

by @SOK
I don’t watch comedy, I laugh.

I don't watch melodramas, I cry

I don’t watch porn :D

But what caused you to leave Dan and start dating Sania?
His ass.
Is it a shield?! to
Sania is not so lazy and greedy.

Do not invent anything else! A year of jumping?
Baymer: 4 year old
Namo: here the current with the cat problem can be, as if not hit, with the rest of the norms, the child with my child can play
With yours??? O_O
Name: Eeee
Name: Yes Yes
What do I know about you, friend?? to
Name: O_o
BaYmeR: O_o
Name: Da Lana
Bayer: Oh yeah, go on!
Did you know I have a daughter?
by Baumgartner. and Andrew. Wait to. I need to smoke. Drink the vodka. to sleep.
A look at the circumstances in which we met you???? to
Did you drink yesterday?
Baymer: Don’t let go of the answer, I didn’t drink yesterday.
Namo: We met on the forum, and we met when the beast came (not a good person =( )
Beyonce is fucking. Especially Andrew. I will smoke and drink.
You changed me.
Namo: *ROFL* Forgive me I will not be again
Baimer: Well let it go. of things.
Namo: Well, in general about the birds... I even know how to tell you then...
Baymir: This is shit.
Namo: what exactly
You and I have known each other for almost 9 years. I don’t know you have a daughter!! My daughter!! I have you!!! to
Namo: I didn’t even think you didn’t know.
Namo: Fuck, why are you so upset? go smoke
Namo: Until she left... she’ll go to school this year
Namo: somehow so in general =)
Bailey: It is all. Eat it today. She is naked.

The idea-fix is to drink the lazy with energy and see what happens.

A couple of minors who eat watermelons on a beach in Turkey can turn your holiday into a drying hell.

Valuev on Twitter predicted the win of Poland and Greece, as well as the victory of Russia over the Czech Republic
YYY: Well, we have our predictor - boxer Kolya
Zzz: Most likely, he came to the Poles and the Greeks in a dumb way and advised them to play in no way. Then he went to ours.

Talk to a girl about sleep:
You are sleeping too much.
YYY: It is you sitting behind the comp and spending time, and it is better for the body to sleep!
Anything is better than sleeping above the norm. A person needs 8-10 hours of sleep, no more.
Yyy: And I am a panda!
The silence. No more arguments were found because of the rust :)

From discussion on the forum of ride by side.
Ilyich93: As if after the rain on the side of all the fields passed, all sprinkled, passed away from me 5 cars ahead and crashed into the cane. All the passers stopped near her to express their respect for the driver.