<xxx> by the way, I look at Google, everywhere they write that the refueller is a bad job. OMG, I will die :D
<yyy> I remember when we had a laser printer, we wore a catrice to power.
<xxx> and I will probably need a respirator =3
<yyy> Let’s make a Vader mask right away.
<xxx> Yellow
<xxx> Fuel Fuel will cost 250 rubles...
<xxx> color is not accepted, only dark...

4 epljack and 4 martini with vodka. So everything was great, but after the fourth martini I started to shower.
from what?
I don’t know, maybe from music.

I and my colleague in the smoking industry:
I: I have done this job! When will this day end? Otherwise I will go crazy!
My colleague responded with something unclear. I raise my eyes at her, and she with her face, not loaded with intelligence, tries to reach her tongue to her nose ((
How to work in such conditions? :( is

XXX: Be the body, drink the men
Be a magician, drink the body.

Listen, you are an athlete. Tell the exercises to pump the press there, asshole...
and the garden.

Those to whom my lectures on the method of teaching have yet to be reached: I ask you to apologize for the malicious outbreaks in the text in relation to the content of the subject, as well as for phrases such as "I eat me, I poison." Gods, gods, why do you punish me?" My mood was disgusting in the morning. and :)

Writing manually on paper is convenient, there is no need to switch the layout.

Conversation with the former agent.
Let me tell you that he loves you.
I introduced him to my parents.
Oh hey, so you can make him a test for the pile resistance.
What is for?
Let me name a couple of porn actresses.
...
He named it and what?
Ask what your mother’s name is.
Oh he said it!!! to
HHH: That is all! Now the test begins :D

and hello. Do you have hot water?
There is
We have agreed!

He went out, fell asleep and went on...Three cages are enough.
I know it’s shit, but what can we do?
I have a lot of experience ?"
The quality of the roads can be improved :)

Being unable to break up with his beloved pet, shot down by a car, the Englishman Bart Janssen decided to turn his pet into a flying aircraft.

and Lifenews.

What!! O_O

Q: Do you still want to marry him?
I don’t know, he’s so dumb.
There must be a man in the house to strike a nail.
He can only hit the screw, but no nail.

It’s amazing how quickly people change interests. It seemed like yesterday I dreamed of a dog, and today I want to fly away from this fucking planet.

Everyone noticed that a group of grandmothers of 3 units can fence a pavement of any width. and. and.

I recently went to the universe with a group. He points to several girls standing nearby and says “I know them, but we don’t communicate with them anymore.” I answered "What, did they call you back after sex?". You would see his face! ^ ^ ^

Baby, what about me? ^ ^ ^
I: And you are in the army, Carlson.

We learn the child from the nipple, the word "soppa" he understands very well. For a long time we thought about how to call it in conversation, first suffered "something that cannot be called", and now we call the nipple simply - Voland De Mort.

News on the hub about the dedicated Internet highway, comment:
Now, according to Reuters, 4/5 of the population of Africa does not have access to the Internet.
Four-fifths of the population in Africa have no access to food.

Connect to Unlimited. The apartment slowly but surely loses its residential appearance.

I will have the same socks today.