and DDZ:
The installation in the macos is usually this: "Master, let the helpless creature disrupt your invaluable labor process?"
In the window: "Yes, there is. Show me where is the refrigerator with my beer, my bed, and sort it out and get out of here.

Democracy is a disease transmitted by air bombing.

In the village of Zhuliany (near Kiev) the local business is the supervision of Vietnamese children whose parents trade here at the bazar.
In the family of their relatives for six years lived a brother (from birth) and a sister (from three years old) their mother traded on the Troeshkin market, and the father studied in the graduate school. Parents rarely come to the children. It is time to go to Vietnam. And there's the problem - the kids don't speak Vietnamese at all and Russian too. But they know Ukrainian perfectly (a very useful language in Vietnam!) is
A girl called her babysitter from Hanoi and cried “Ba-a-aba Lida!” I do not understand them! I want a hall! And those narrow eyes feed me with rice!"

Leno_K: It is summer now! You won’t get rid of the fat, light!
Feylook: It is not fat! This is the belts of fidelity to the cakes!

The robbers hijacked the treasurer with a bottle of beer.

I think comments are superfluous.

The world is going crazy... I write a course, I can’t come up with a synonym for the word "user", I’m looking in the net, and, Oh, WONDER!!! He found exactly what I was looking for:

Chennai Madurai Salem Delhi Mumbai Pune Bhopal Trichy Tirupur coimbatore Cuddalore Dindigul Erode Kanchipuram Karur Nagapattinam Namakkal Perambalur Ramanathapuram Pudukkottai Thanjavur Theni Thirunelveli Thiruvallur Thiruvannamalai Kerala Vellore Virudhunagar Agra Gujarat bangalore Puducherry India Kolkata Thiruvananthapuram Kochi Hyderabad Madras Karnataka

Advice what to choose? The eyes are running...

x: My daughter ordered a smartphone and shoes for tango (!) What would you advise? Price is the only preference: a reasonable combination of price and quality.
and 1. ) Sensory or sensory?
2nd) What color?
3 ) What will be done with him? Do you need navigation?
4 ) The size. Some girls like shoes, some don’t.
Thanks, I have already bought it! What she needs from the phone I don’t know, just she started refusing to go to school because of the fact that she has the worst device in the class!
Working as a teacher...

Glad you didn’t see me drinking.
Why do you give me that?

XXX is
I work with idiots.
YYY
What happened?
XXX is
The manager and director cut through the chip that if you close the microphone and the speaker of the intercom with your hand, there will be a feedback and the speaker will issue a disgusting scream.
XXX is
Standing out on the street, smoking, trying to play a song at the intercom))))))))))
XXX is
The Wall *
XXX is
The music company, Hole.

I bought ice cream, but you don’t want it.
I: So much is it worth?
Number: 240 rubles
I: I am a shrimp?? to
Number of Brothers: 240
I: you know, despite the fact that I have a nose and a sore throat, I still eat ice cream for 240 rubles.

It is good to be an unemployed student.
You can write a diploma for two hours a day, drinking a cup of tea and trembling in the ash.
And not to think about the fact that tomorrow again to work, tomorrow afternoon, then again to work, then two exams, and on the weekend again to work, and you will take a vacation, because money is needed, and you do not want to sit on the parent's young neck.
Congratulations to students. You have a golden time in your life :)

From the online game:

I wonder why when they boast of harm? Should Crete be Operated? :D

yyy :-D Well, it’s like screaming, you won’t be hanging up boasting.

When I was a child, my idol was Pamela Anderson.
WOW: And now what?
And now she is old, and she looks horribly like Pugachev.

Did you jump with your sex for movies and pop-corn? The City Forum -

I am looking for a satellite or satellite for the cult.

A satellite or satellite is required for weekly tours in the cinema (except for militants and Russian comedies), theatre and concerts. Possible further sittings in the cafe, walks to discuss what has been seen.
Requirements to applicants: good manners, the ability to maintain a conversation, tight clothes, abstinence from alcohol for the period of the meeting. Age limit: from 20 years. The appearance and gender do not matter.
I pay my own expenses! Intimacy is not offered in any way. I own a Jiu-Jitsu.

<@mad> these traders, in my opinion, finally failed
<apple_jango> and I told you not to play forex
<@mad> so what a hero for forex! I just went on vacation :(
<apple_jango> again, the winning option will be any state where the hardest currency is buses and mirrors
<@mad> No, I will not go to Ukraine

The chess site. News about the girl who played in a niche with Kasparov:

E.SUROV: This is Chess-News, we are in the “Chess Courtyard” of the Tretyakov Gallery, and now next to me is the heroine of tonight Katya Golzman.
S. Golgotha is Golgotha. by Ekaterina Golceva.
A: A is a golden. Sorry, I did not understand. Ekaterina Golceva (this changes the essence of the matter!)

Master of Luck: a girl is a creature whose arrival makes you pull yourself out and the room :)

The state has no future if the professor gets less cleaners.

The question of losing.
We had a girl at the institute. Not just thin, but very thin. And here she told me. She was somehow in a bus, in a mini jersey, a bus beat, somehow stuck at the door. And then, at the stop, a man presses in and... catches her for her leg.
Well, she, of course, was an intelligent, intelligent girl, scattered astonished at him, swallowed her leg, say, man, what are you? But the man was confused, pulled off his hand and said, “I’m sorry, I thought it was ORDER!” We cried, and she too. I don’t know whether to cry or laugh.

I walk in the street, the mood is great. Suddenly two ments approach and say, “Come on, be a witness.” The devil knocked me down - "Have you finally decided to register your relationship?"